Beauty and the Beast
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Episode 22 - Toy Story Part 2: NSFW Edition


Episode 22 - Toy Story 2: NSFW Edition

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Yeah enjthe lawsuitthat you get tomorrow. You can split some of that with me amazing. What else we got to play with here? WELLTHERE's, these full blown sex dolls.Okay, now are these just that bachelor parties, 'cause anybody's, reallybanging these things. I just don't know now. I know there's these five thousanddollar Japanese models that are lifelike guys are they're, so they're,so life like guys, are fucking marrying them, that's their right, O theyassociate with being a robot. But you know I'm talking about yourbasic running the Middle Spencer gift blow up down in dirty sex, to like I, hothinpeople are giving these away as gag gives wi actually using them. Sho I'drather fuck pie, SOM fruit. There you go catour Vatamins. At the same time,where's willberds out n, the punking patch fucking TEP humkins again well.Have you seen that sex styl we bought him o? I haven't seen it GRANDFA's got it GRANDPA's using e, an grava he's usingt as Bool Floaton back that guy, oh that'd, be cool. 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...give me a breakt Guye, you would go towatch a porno and a video store. You don't have to do that anymore. So theonly reason they go do that it's 'cause. You want to meet anotherguy, let's face it, and so that was a big part of why they get rid of allthat stuff. I can remember in Philly man or ifyou've ever been the time square. That was like gross kind of pervertiant sexioalwonderland. You know as FUC in boy stores and Andy Stores there, but wellyou can just feel thevive when he got off at the Port Authority. It's likesomeone getting lucky tonight. Wowo yeah, but but the big one is, of course thethe trip you make to Amsterdam, those guys who make that annual pilgrimagethere and, like oh honey, it's just for business. It's like yeah monkeybusiness, fifty euros. Oh Ye, never did it. I just wouldn'tescort people there for the for the freebies, that's sure.Actually, if you've ever STA stayed in a Hospial Ou K in a dove smokingcountry, like Amserdo its Puck cime fun time, my next vacation has just been playine.Yeah, there's a lot of fun. I know they crack Dowt a lot, but the couple oftimes I was there wow h, yeah we met freaks of all kinds Um. I must have spent two hours with onegirl. I co. We didn't speak Shes B, a wor Ngish and P word of whatever thefunny Wat. She was speaking, but it didn't matter- and that's that's that'sthat's what I think people are afraid when they legalize Marijuan, a thatthat's what'. The whole country will turn into one big heatinistic bluckfast wher, everyone stoned all day and I'm like well. So what R look? What it is? fucking now, how isthat worse right now that couldn't happen so right now it would be aperfect time to test Islaa no way if we're social, distancing and being sixfeet apart unless you'se hot, F, a six foot cock, then yea. It's not is six wood build out wikelike Twenty d cousand, it only runs for five fuckingng minutesand you got to replace the the batteries Gai. Oh, what about the mechanical talkabout thet as one I know we're just talking about mechanical toys. Oh youmean like the fucking Deso Thecibian or whateer their couh simulator yeah, ltheones that are like hooked up. L, I'm telling you that's the future thinglike honey, I'm going to get a pizza and bowle with the boys, but you said Ibout you that fuck and fuck machine. I spent good money on that. I expect youto fuck that thing I geall right I'll start the CEAN. LookI folded two! Ninety last week I know I can break three hundred turn it up. Could you imagine those things likeonwarpsbeed like Terri, Hu new one like? Oh, my God, you see that on Patrior people would pay to see that I'm sorryif it puts another person in pain, even though it's pleasure people will payfor it. Well, I know Thos' Cam Girls have voice activated, or otherwise thetechnology's built into them. So when people tip them in their camerroom, itmakes their vibrator run for a certain amount of time. So the more money theguy's willing to give up with the the longer the girl is just ex. It's like hey, you're, torturing,her sir. There is a point where you should giveher a break Ho. I keep going. I actually got to monitor one of thoserooms. One time I have a frien and friend in Canada. That does tit. So I get to see all the amazing toysthat they have up there and I'm like Whoa tthing about up. There is their dollarcoin. Their dollar is not a bill is a coin, so you can throw those at thestrippers and they hate it. Is that why they have like no te?That's why they have like screens up thing about strippers in Canada. Theyain't like the ones in America, folks they can't touch em and they'll. Tellyou that TAC they'll scream it out in front of everyone during their routine theyas, opposed to the girls down here.Ere like okay, anything, you say: they're touching you the minute. Theysee you I knowi Feeyet, I'm ner used to do comedy inGSO. Yes, that's how I always had to come to thelate show, so I lwas make sure my mom and sister had left I'll make that up to you, Mama says promise those were some good old times, Yeah N, to run of my jokes, I hope they'redoing well during the pandamihop. They...

...have enough toys in their toy Bo yeah.Well, the funny thing is my mother lives in Arizona at the beginning ofall this Theye, like fuck, that govut she that's just a myth and now they'relike dying H, 'cause iy, didn't take it seriously to begin with so n, but theycarry guns and they thought they. They were going to shoot to covid. But I guess I wor sh O shoot ratle NAM.Kins you to go. Nineteen got dam, go damn youan find the juice Bot easio. Ifinding the COV in hey, won't, wear a mask: well, will hewear a ventilator yeah? They didn't take it seriouslyunfortunate yo a ly. Now the weirdest part was right at the beginning of theFAN dabning. She had a stroke that lided her in the hospital, so she didher three week: Quarantine and Rehab, being carred by nurses, eating goodfood, getting sand really a lot of books. So I'm like mom, you know you reokay, she's like Ah, this is fucking awesome, ' be paying them Oer ofthats, the firstvaication I'm had here, I wit she's. Doing good lot of peoplesay that Ofar Really, I really haven't had time off. Then it was in hahospital for two weeks. It was the best rest. I've had yeah that vacation. Iwas in Consciou for a few of it t soof in Bermuda, whatever. I wonder. If people like, if they'regoing to be long term in a hospital, would they take any toys with them? Doyou think anybody's ever like masterbated in a hospital? No there's other stuff goes on there. Ican tell Yo people will masterbat you sone. Yes, you will MAA noll if you'renear long enough, that's for sure you're a monkey. What the Fu are yougoing to do? I'm Ju talking about the guys. I don't know about the girls. I just don't imagine all men like arlike me off wanking in some corner somewhere and for any fucking reason.You know I mean I would go. Not you see back O y. If you seed me off, you know you're, like I'm, going to begood today. No, you O do all your chores, no andall your Carma points and you're. Like E L. I owe it to myself. He's me young,like meanwhile me playing animal crossing, I'm like thise beaches. Looklike Vagina I'll, be right. Back thre weeks later, thre's there's a FIS ferish fin see and that's Lik, a guy. You know Iwas good all day, then is aw a peach and fucking Otit was all out the windowright. That's what I'm screaming. ORMONII sawthe circus. There was a miget and and kneehighs riding a horse and Ivin Terotoff for day. As I hadi mean it's like the sangest thing, it's like wow, whydon't? They offer a Cova nineteen discount, though h when you go to thesex shop there everywhere, like look, you've been you've been pet up longenough by a choic today and then eturns as well. I do believe a if Youer, Romansih Ai, I'm going to put a arins link and everything I believe they do have msome kind of special going on right now. I can't remember what the hell it was,but there's definitely incupon yeah, there's always a cupon, I'm paying temAK puse guys you Goto, get some you girls to go out and get it yeahand. It's going to be a totalfuckfest, now they're. Finally, opening up everything everb like Oh, my God,I've got to get out. I gotta GET BANG GNT be like a way of that goes through.Then everything will spike again and everyone, one open e back and they o ecarntand and they were outbanging everybody and then everybody's Havin eCobi babis use protecton. If you're going to dothat, use protection please and covan babies, Covi beace, I'm lucky andwe'rew we're way past the point where we can make babies mostly becausemywork got fixed after the second one said: no bucking way. You ever doingthat to me: Goy Sonow. You just try to make mabes all day, O ain't going tohavepen, so yeah b t you can try. This port we'd have like fucking tenbabies in the fall. I know rig'cause, I know at least tenof the Times would have been a bang. I would have been singing instead ofpeople yeah using their rabbids. They were fucking like rabbit. I I's the longest time to have a baby.You know and then, when we finally did eighteen months later got another one'e like o. This happen that girl's right and I was like- let's makeanother she's like no way were done, we're done plus they were both sons. Soshe was like Holy Shit n no with three of these fucking guys. It's like am AtdGod, Dan and the first one's named after him WHOA. What did that whish? I'm the fourth one in the linethat'Sriat make it stick like some very bad C J. I gave my son.I gave him a pass o you don't have to name your kid have to SFUCK. That shitis your imagination. I abtously have...

...none. I know we're coming to the end here.Almost re, we W'E we're getting there we're getting o keep time with Da. Theywant. You know, Time Lise when you're having fun dragin ass tonight. I hope I'm not draging Asan. Actually,I went back to the Office for the first day in months, and that was the longestfalking day. I can remember in a long time like kidens wow, like yeah, likemy God, I'm Goingta go, take a shit. Now it's just the fucking waste tenminutes, you know, 'cause, God is fucking. Tos Dran, like Oh man, iwell. I hope we didn'tdrag anybody with this pod. CASL okayeverybodys, like Morny, is hellright now. Oh, your friends are going to give you such a good to Flikei. Never agreed to that Ti is the missis like I was talkingabout. You know, places and stuff like that. I know there's a couple aroundhere like the Red Barns, they have you. Oh my God, there's no way. I woulddrive right past that place. In fact, my family owns a property next to that acme. Next, to that otherscumbag dive know or you could just walk in there and ask for a blow joband basically get oo. You know that I know these things, but I was trying tosell that fucking property to no one wuld buy 'cause of that tha yea Y H, OKno, an like. Maybe the pucking Borno shop will buy it explan their parkinglot they're doing such gangbuster business. Then a guy told me that both of thewell, not that I know these things, but you know I know these things. H E oneguy told me that the red barn in that other place, whichever whatever thefuck, is called they're, both basically places for the police to watch and geteveryone's license tags, so they can contrack o ther perverts, COI'm fuyea. Basically those are the kind of placesthat have glory whole ratings online. Not that I know about these things thatar even looking to them. I wish s lory holes, but I mean that would be alittle impossible. You know w imagine to gory all believe. Maybe sticking in there youdon't care. What's on the other side, Oyyou're telling yourself there's awoman there and she looks like Oh got you' so awesome and it's like N, okayand then don't and then, if you ever use one of those guys don't go, don'tgo. Thank the person then to leave just La. I an have just Yoshawful hell yeah. When I lived in Philly, I ha myfriends ran the place and the stories they would tell, and actually they gotshut down because they started videotaping h when prominent peoplewould come in so they had. They wanted to blackmail.Those people and in Philadelphia you can try that shit, but they used tothey used to SAF things. The old fashioned way, meaning a baseball batis one of the most misunderstood pieces of sports equipment that there is so h. that's another thing you gotta becareful of is going in these places these days there ain't a whole lot of'em. So there's a one store with a bigcitus as perverds Er and you gothere. You know they pretty much got you pegged e got Te Gotyo, Se Gos,that's one of my face is up there. You know Haveyou seen this plusion. She made I a mess in the video preview.Booth boss. I flooded that thing. I thinkthey should insurance. Why don't?They have loners? No, Oh y, you're, not sure if you're intothis Jack Rabbit here es a used one try this after e, we cleaned it. Oh No, that would be hary. Ei should have a thirty day money back,guarantee right, we'e been ucking a shit out ofeach other. Well, it's been twenty eight days, whe doe, you RETR, I'm nothappy with this. It doesn't go h in the right direction. No definitely notn. I know one one of my other. My favoriteplacis in Delaware is leather central which they have an amazing array ofnotjust leather, but they have all sorts of Goldos and anal plugs. I thinkmaybe ot eleven. I think we still have Um Wai dropping aote link woman. Yes, Iam, Oh God, because I used to do their website and one of the owners used tobe my talent, agient so or ea just taking away ther allright. So I cam totally unpreparedAimin, I'm going I'm Goin to require, so she can do her. Okay, go Ahea, okay,hear I get away! So if you're lokine...

...for some tways some weather, some Loubjust go check out Jason at leather, central in Delaware and Rohoba Beech.It's like you won't be disappointed. So yet that's my little spiells for Umweather central. They have lots of awesome toys in thereas well as leather, and please can we stop saying asles chests because allchats are astless unless they got the plastic in, likePrince war, that time well. Ay Ea on Ye has special CHA, but they are allashless unless you're wearing pants huh, but the chaare still ashless,though the Chasteri th, there's no ass to them. Noyeah, there's, absolutely noAtaly Ma had plenty of experience with that they still don't have I used to Iused to date, a woman God. She was awesome and UH. She used to like totake me to gay clubs. 'cause she just wanted. I don't know. Th S got, got heroff and uh one night. It went so far as I did notwear ashless chaps because I didn't have any goes on. They were. It was allpainted on me. Oh my yeah and H boy. Did I get banged at night.She was just crazy that night ICN paint fucking pants on me. More often, lady Yahe, you have to try new things, but Iremember that going after an older woman who then got really bored with me,really quick and then when I went to try to go back yeah that worked out real good. It'slike no H, it wasn't happe, but that's okay, 'cause back in Thoday. It didn'tmatter to Fuckar me at all 'cause. I would be banging to different girls thenext day. Thank you exactly. It's like you know you get caught up in sex toys.A lot of that is uh. You know you pleasuring yourself. This is why Idon't need one of these fleshlight thing e. The last thing I wanted to hedoing his cleaning might come out of something no like thats like a wanteddon kind of IGAERI. I was a man that would be Onan d like if I'm speakingwith my lady cod, that would be thalike one and do like he GIS'n there throw itord this ill be dispose, is like the thing cost. Eighty five dollars R onToesetan. I sa I don't know ow Ashe, pucking Carse,I'm just tanking, O cat. I don't think they cost that much butyeah I hear y ladies at Po Yeah. I Don' think they WRobaly Jaon at leather, San Figr, I say cause. I remember seeing the fleshleage, that's where I learned about Flesh Lights, Soingto Fush in whereveryou go in Rohobis Beach, wheather, your gastree ASPLEA was the name of that place. I didn'twork that Inothe senit's the place you want to be. It is awesome, but then now I have togo God Danigot, damn a beauty trip, and I got Ta sgosee This fucking Guy, Jasonand you're there. It's an amazing place and wit BCH, and then, if you just keepon going down the highway, you'll end up in Maryland and before you know ityou're at the Red Light district when you're on an amazing sec shop. It'slike it's like Disneyl, it's not actual redlight section yea, it's just called Thergocha. I wentin there in my nun Cotume, because why the hell no only take the ferry over to Delawareand the first place. There's like this awesome seafood restaurant, which isconnected to the the seafood store. That's one thing I really rememberabout the last time. I I took that ferry to Delaware, e L. I used to livein Virginia Beach, so we drove through there all the time. There was only wayto get there yeah like very nice. So are there any otherm who ere your friends up your Romance Pure Romance? That would be my friendAarin and I will be putting her linked up there yoarand her hope. I did not offend Nou wew M eer O sa now, but'cause she's, aRed Farer, see red fituless out of the BA. I'mtotally doing his renfare Shit just for the Horny Shit that beauty's telling meand if it doesn't fucking come true, then I'll know I'm one of the biggestspucking creeps in the world. Wish I mad. I could ba I really couldbeyou could be but yeah it's like. I want some little in an Imfat at twoam to show meotets. While we drink wine out of a fucking leather sack, webought from Jason.

That could happen. That could happen. I thought Wud, Never Falk in happen. Itcould o that depends on when they open things back up. Okay off the subject, On, then in your experience, what's the best costome that a guy should wear toa ren. Far To you know to to really fit in, I might have to be a Lord. You know:can you be some kind of hot peasant, a Lord, a peasant, a Pirat Hirabooty Imy, but Um yeah, like I wal sayingnoblemen, would get a lot too. Nowoman can get some pussy at the RADOF air thefucker pirates doing at theRenfarteh bu the pirate far thhell out of here you pirates, we need them. Weneed pirates. We need a balance of all things but Y. no, it's like where thosenice, like the tyces that they were Weari like the stretching Fansoh,really did that see everything you Kno, Oh God, all right! Well, ITAST TE TASE! I amworthy. You are ut M. I worthy were Ni haper on top that that covers slightly,but I'm thinking a lot of expensive jewelry is the one that's reallyGOINGTA. I Su really want to do it. Do Nobility, with a codpiece Ohgo,definitely show off to the ladies to be or not to be wearing a card fase ateandfar you will enjoy it. You and ladies will love to Endur the slingsand arrows of those who would scorf at my cod piece. That's renaissance, fair with an extrae folks. The Extra E is for extra e. well, it looks like we're just out Abouwe're just about out of time here, no way swawell the batteries ran out. Justin time too. They did. I've gotta go make a Pleer,so yes bombrys jt Wi. He showed.

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