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Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast

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Beauty and the Beast S2:E2 - Shooting the S**t and Special Guest Carey Cool Tripp

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Beauty and the Beast S2:E2 - Shooting the S**t and Special Guest Carey Cool Tripp

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A beauty testing testing. Hey, I'm leaving you this message because I hear you want to do another show and I'm not sure how the last one went over. That guy, Adam, was pretty funny, not that I remember, not that I remember this morning, but I do remember the words to a little song I wrote for you. I hope you like it. You probably heard it before. Here's the story of a girl named beauty, telling dirty jokes and shaving off her Bush. Beauty love to talk about ejaculation and but plucks in her Tush. It's the story of a nasty bastard who was tired of the stand ups and the strife. He was eager to find a partner to share his podcast life. Then the one day that the lady met the fellow and they knew that it would be a funky fit to present their comic diarrhea dropping at bombs while they sit and shoot does shit. Beauty and the beast, beauty and the beast. It's a calm, mudy feast. Beauty and the beast when up. Yeah, wow, until next time, beauty, I mean give me a call if you get a chance. By coming to you almost live from lakeside, I'm beauty. Hey, she's beauty and he's the beast and I'm real. Later, well, we face the ECHO, but there still a delay. Yes, now it's just me. I'm just the leader. All I haven't been lead, but God damn, I really. Yesterday was the getting leg day and it didn't work out for you. Yesterday it was great. Yeah, there go. Yep, I think you know when people are like yes, like, well, we tell we fucked our brains out and yeah, yeah, that is a thing that it happens. I'm product of that thing. I've heard other people who have timed their birds around that. So that's what they blame it on. See Me, I'm June, so you go back. I guess I'm Ild, like a Halloween kind of thing. Yeah, born in June. So you've been very busy and you can see I'm still out here in the shed of doom because we've yet to get any sponsors and I'm not allowed in the house, so my nose is running. It is raining out again, because we need more rain, I know we do. But I did find some stuff here to maybe I could sell. Maybe I can interest you in. I'm not sure where some of the stuff came from, but I do have what I think is probably your Schmellon Tine's gift, which is this rare captain America tin type near this is rare sign. I'm sure there are only five hundred Tho made of it or so. So next time we get together it's got some sharp edges, so I need to warn you in advance, little girl, not to cut yourself. Okay, that's yours. We're not selling that. That's a that's a smell in time find skift. But we got some weird stuff here. I found all these vintage McDonald's glasses. Oh my Gosh, look at the so many memories cheese. And here's the cop made out of a big Mac on roll. Yeas, yeah, some of our favorites. WHO's that pirate? Oh my God, wow was that? I don't know, but these characters were like so amazing and now they don't even exist anymore. Here's Grimm, has two versions. Oh my gosh, well,...

...worries on a pogo stick going across the finish line. Other story he's just like Yo. Okay, so they canceled grimace but they let Barney on. Like what? What was that weird orgy that they got all of the characters got into that one time after the big fast food convention. Yeah, you know, it did. It's like we had so many awesome characters and now, you know, you go by McDonald's Today and it's all painted gray and crap and it's like, what the hell happened to the bright red in the yellow and stuff? They Hammurgler? Yeah, earlier. Yeah, he's like pose, like he's exposing himself, which is probably another reason you might have gone away. I don't know. You can't expose yourself to many kids. Yeah, you can't expose your chicken nuggets, man, you just can't it. It's a dipping sauce. Yeah, now here's something that's really weird. From Taco bell is a Spark Lives Cup glass with Mr Spock on the front of it. Now this spock died in this movie? Or does he live? He definitely lives. Okay, I would ask that. This the clash of the Geeks and the nerds here. He definitely lives, but doesn't he die and get reborn? I'm pretty sure. Yes, yes, you like gets shot to that planet that they're that they're terror firming or whatever, and that's what I would know. I've never, I have no, I have no knowledge of this. My friend Danny, she would be the expert on that. Like anything, startre throw her away. She can tell you billion details on one little ADY bitty thing. I just like going to conventions and fucking with people and looking at the star wars toys and going, yeah, Star Trek was really one of my favorite series of all time, or or say something like these are really cool stimece fiction toys and this. Watch him get this look on their face like you son of a bitch, like these are so their stores. Mint on the back carton? Is that what it is? Mint in the curtain? I don't know. Something like that. Yeah, they come within rush. You know, they the what they should, because don't? Do People Still Collect Pez dispensers? I'm pretty sure? Yes, yes, oh my gosh, and so spencers. But you basically also, if they're still made, that they have the little peas in there from like fifty years ago. I know. I don't think they ever made any more of the the pest candies. I think it was whatever the hell they made to begin with and then it would just went over from Right Paz. This word house is full of them, just a rapper every few decades exactly. It's like this one's faded. Put on a new one, you know, just because like heaps, yeah, like steeps, Ye keeps it or and you know the theory on Candy Corn, you know, like everybody throws it away. So then the companies come and they did get back out and they resell it the next year. I think people went out of business like five years ago, but there's still selling this, the ones that they made. I know, it's like those things. Those things don't die. It's like, yeah, I would like my fancy used to have sex on a giant peet the sides of a mattress and eat it while we're bawling a damn and then afterwards, afterwards, diabetes for everyone. That's right. Everybody goes to the R that sugar rush from. How? Oh, yeah, you know, the orgies over because we ate all the beds. I'll the beds are gone. It's gonna be a while before we get another mattressise peep, I know it happens. Yeah, I got a morph, a whole bunch together again. Whoo, just scope the way you want it. Just now. One. Have you been up to all kinds of online comedy shows happening in your life? None in mine, thank God. Oh, I've been everywhere. I'm definitely now a regular on that. Fan and friends. I've got another show coming up. Yeah, I'm just everywhere, starting cat box comedy, which is coming up on Wednesdays. It'll be Wednesday's at a PM. People can sign up at rampantly died La. They'll see the cat box comedy. I'm pretty much that's just like an Improv show. It's a little quick, thirty minute one. So think like round table, whose line is it anyway? And we're going to have like, I think I called it the wheel of cat nip, like where we have things on the wheel, like phrases and things like that, and that's going to be one of...

...the things. And also like like from whose line is it anyway, like scenes from a hat. Well, we're going to have scenes from a cat. So I've got two cat containers that are going to have like information and I'm like just like whose line is it anyway? I'll be looking for, you know, suggestions, you know online, like I'll drop a link in them. People can put their suggestions there. All right, it down, we'll throw it into the cat and we'll have a real good time. But yeah, I've been everywhere. It's like I aced my flapburst comedy of burnbank audition. I did two minutes of that. I got amazing feedback and then it's like bamed. I'm booked on a show March. Third, I believe, that Uncle Clyde's comedy our. It's kind of like a comedy contest. That's where like all the new bees usually start. So's like I'm definitely looking forward to that. It's like I can't wait, I can't wait. You can get discovered. I'm trying. I mean I've been discovering myself the whole pandemic. But Oh, you mean off. Oh, give me off the body. Okay, I got you, I got I'm out there doing it. I'm an early words for female ejaculation. No, just sploosh. I love going into I love going into any room. It's great and they see me in there and they're like sploosh or that they called me up the end. Next we have Christine Milton. That I hear sploosh, Floush, floosh, whoosh. I like, Oh my God, that's so cool. I was like people know me and sometimes when I'm trying something different or trying a little bit more. You know, clean comedy, which is a bitch, and it really doesn't happen too often. Like someone will be like, Oh my God, it's a Splosh, oh I have to do splush stuff. Now I'm like, all right, it's like pull that bag, we're going in full force, you know. It's like I'm not letting my fans down without getting some splush in there. We do some clean comedy. Talk about washing it get that's what I do. That's what I do. I was like, the only way my comedy's clean is if I'm in the shower and y'all can't fit up there. So here we are that you let it grow out for bountains, like I suggested, so you can trim it in the shape of a heart. No, I missed that one. I missed that. What by do have a nice joke of hair, though. I was doing the comedy workshop one time and my word was hair. Of course I automatically went to pubic hair. All right, so I'll tell you a little bit of the story. All right, so hair, like I'm not going to beat around the Bush, mostly because I don't have one. But you know, I'm not all against not having pubic hair, like a little landing strip is nice, something like that. If you're kinky like I am and get into rope play. If you've ever had pubic hair wrapped around a rope and the rope pulled, you would know that there's some pain right there. Some people like the pain part. I like the pleasure part. So that's why it's like there's not too much hair down there. But now my friend Charlotte, I just mentioned her name like a jackass, but if you know Charlotte, you already know the premise of this joke. Well, she hasn't shaved her since the pandemic started and she actually refers to hers as a Feral beaver. And she's says it's a feral beaver because it's growled at her. And I'm like girl, like, what the Hell's going on down there? You know, I don't know whether to get a bushwhacker or, you know, a shotgun, like what is going on? Like you've got wild beaver, like I don't even know how she masturbates. I mean this, does she have to part the Red Sea? By the way, Charlotte's a ginger. I'm not talking about your period, because that's gross. We're talking about pubic hair here. So anyway, that was my little take on hair. I'm sure there's a little bit more of it. It's a new joke. I'm still settling a few things, but yeah, that's what I've been doing. I've been talking about pubic hair. Well, what is your secret for hair removal? Well, if your total Bush, like if you put on briefs and your hair sticking out and it looks like Bozo on the side, you definitely want to trim that first. You can't go full force in there with the razor. You're either going to hurt yourself or you're just got to break the razor. So it's like you can't go full force on it, like you've got to trim it down. Maybe get a lectric shaver, like like the kind that guys like shave their heads with. Okay, you're going to want to try to get as far down to the area as you can. Other than that, it's like, do not use any shaving creams because they are alcohol based and that will put you on a lot of pain. What you want to do is use hair conditioner. Hair conditioner is the best. It's Nice it's smooth. It's even cheaper than buying the alcohol based stuff that, uh, it makes you cringe. It makes me cringe anyway. But yeah, it's like the condition or down there. First it makes it nice and soft and then it's so easy to shave and the softness last like...

...way longer. Like that, that's my take on it. I mean, you could try and near Nar will burn like a bitch, but I wouldn't really recommend there. Down there, whole thing was premised was on if your Bush looks like bows of the clown, but what if you don't know who the fuck that is? That's true. That's true pretty much. Just say any clown. You know how wild their hair is. I imagine that. Imagine that in a pair of underwear. Okay, need to update that joke of yeah, I understand where you're going with it. I try to make a little bit out of it, but I've got fucking t rex arms and it just looks. You know, my secret of hair removal is okay, ude. Thank you very much to Huh. That was my other I'm remembering a little bit more too. Yes, like if you're a carpet muncher like I am, you don't want to come up with a mouthful of hair. You want to get to the Naughty Biss the sweet bits, you know. You want to get to that cream pie downstairs. You don't want anything in the way. So will be flossing those bad boys out later on. You know, it's one thing to pick them out, it's another one they're actually like, honey, I gotta go get some flaws. I know it's like you're stuck in there. I got my tongue. I'm like God, I'm like a demented lizard, you know, just like like that's how I am. Anyway. That's what your last review on he help set something about your she's like a demented lizard. I know right, it's so great. It's I hate when you do a type cast like that. Lady a demented Lizard. Actually, I'm type I'm typecast whenever I do acting stuff, like into playing Jewish parts. I'm not Jewish, somehow I just fit in there. Like I've played like a character. Her name was like Alice Rosenberg, like how much more Jewish can you get, you know, like that was just one of many. It's like wow, like I mean I like it, though I'll think I guess it nothing at all. I took one of those like it wasn't twenty three, and me it was another thing, and I did find out I am like two point two percent Jewish. So, you know, I tried working a little Jewish comedy, but not too much. Sounds like if people are like I was like, well, I'm only two point two percent Jewish. That's all that I can say. You know, depends where those Jews are from. That your two point two or from where do they hail from? You know, they Manhattan Jews. Are they old country juice? What are they wondering Jews? Probably old entry juice, old country. Yeah, HMM. Yeah. So so what do you like? Matza or Gafelta? Fish? Definitely Mazza. Oh that's your two point two percent of your Yep, cloric intake. I know. That's it right, that's it. That's it. So how come you so thin? I eat one Motza a day. That's my diet because yes, one, just one moths. It used to be a salteen cracker and now it's called a Moza. Well, actually I probably would use salteen crackers because I'm only two point two percent Jewish. So I'm like, well, to me, there is the Jewish Mons has. So, yeah, that would be my college. I could get a can of campbells to make the soup for twenty five cents at the Waw Waw and they never looked while you were taking a crackers. So basically a kid of soup and like fifty packs of crackers would be my dinner. And that be enough to go drinking on, because I did money for beer, just not for food, and I would. Yeah, what that was about really? YEA, if you load up on those crackers and then you are ready, you're ready's absorb all that rolling rock. Two Fist picture. Hell, yeah, five of US could could throw fifty cents of piece and I need to get a nice pine of Bruski out of it. Nice, that's right. Remember Drinking Ten beers for five bucks tripping. How did you live in the city? Yes, yeah, although it wasn't too hard to access beer where I was from, since my dad used to put beer my baby bottle. It was just always around the house. I was such a slacker. You shouldn't put the real stuff in there like my my...

...folks did, and my grandma to come from a long line of sticking shit in the baby bottles. I'm sure. I'm sure. Stuff. Yeah, when you haven't had enough alcohol introduced into your lineage, it actually all choose your you DNA. It allows you to drink and drive a little more than most people. I know I can drink. I can't drink a lot, but then as soon as I get in the carts, like Bam, I'm sober. Soon as I get home get out, I'm like, okay, damn, how how do I get here? How they get here? Like really, that's how I happens. I was getting home like completely sober, and then, and then it's two am and it all comes crashing in, like, Oh my God, God, yeah, that's when I used to have an iced have a radio show on, and I had to wait till two am to to hear my show and I hardly ever made it because SOS to wasted by then. Jeez, I had to take it on faith that actually played. I would you did, like it's like, I hope this works. Yes, yeah, the bill. So I figured it was working. So what are we trying to accomplish today? Dude? We have a theme. Did we just ramble on again? And then sure, lose your community and for beauties bits, for beauties. But the the bit we have Carrie cool trip. Yes, what's that on? Oh, Carrie's awesome. Okay, we do a lot of shows together and he's one of the funniest guy. I gotta tell the story I got. So he's probably going to kill me, but I'm going to tell it anyway. So the other night we're doing Russian roulette comedy. That's where there's a wheel. It has your name on it, another wheel the minutes that you do due to five minutes, then another wheel which has a topic on it. So, anyway, you don't know who's going first. Y'All know who's going last. maybody wants to check out this. It is Russian roulette comedy. Check it out. I believe it's a package with a whole bunch of other shows that living room comedy, which is on Facebook, run by Tara Christian. We we ner, weader, yeah, we er, there we go. ANYWHO. So we're doing the show and everything and he's kind of dressed up because, you holiday we can people are doing, you know, Valentine statios and everything, and he's nice. He looks like a pastor of a church. All right, he gets to the wheel. What do you think the wheel lands on for him. Ain't no sacks close boukaky, so Leoka. He had, I think, four minutes of talking about Boukaki. It is like Nice, you know, Nice, like suit and tie and everything. We were just like dying and he's like Boukhaki, Whoa like, what the hell did I just land on? What? Well, better to land on it. It land on you. So he delivered four minutes on Boukhoky. It was like amazing. I was like this guy, he does comedy from garage, has bathrooms, living rooms. He's kind of like living couch to couch at the moment. Covid nineteen is totally suck for him, but he is always well and he's always doing comedy. Anytime a show comes up, he's like Bam mom on it. You know. It's like I can't go to a show without like tripping over him. And what's funny, sometimes we actually get the door comedy back to back and sometimes we play off of each other a little bit, you know, because we've known each other for a while and he's just so much fun. Well, you know, as far as Bukaki goes, I don't understand some women don't want to get near other women want to get covered with it. Yeah, so this is why different strokes for different folks. Exactly. Like I said, it's like carry is an awesome guy. It's like I really hope wherever he is, I hope when, you know, Mike Start opening again. I hope he gets out there and I hope he goes like on some kind of a tour, because I think he's done like like five, five or six open mics and night like he just keeps going. He's like the energizer bunny. He's awesome. Like I wouldn't do a show with him. I want to book a tour just so that I literally either have to fly or drive wherever the hell he is to get up on stage with him. He's awesome. You talk about splue, she talks about Bukki. Got It covered those just one time. Feel a look at might bring that up. He might be right. Yeah, this game one works. It works if you do the Muccaki first. Is Blush. Can Wash it all off. I know it's great your comedy team there. I said, he's funny, he's awesome. Some like what else is going on? What have you been up to? Beast, what I've been up...

...to trying to get my cadd eater on. I finally tore out all the old wiring. It's just boring stuff. My Tick Tock Channel of scratching my pets is all the rage. Of course, my pickle blog is getting more views than ever, but I really had just been taking it easy and not taking anything seriously at all, especially not comedy, because all these people I know lately taking comedy way too seriously. I can't even tell you like a couple of the groups that I'm in on facebook. Like I try to stay out of the drama. I'm like, okay, this is an interesting read, but I'm like, I'm not liking, I'm not commenting on it, I'm just I'm staying my speed. I'm staying wherever I am because I am happy doing whatever I am, you know, jumping on shows here and they're doing stuff on rampantly. Like I'm so glad, you know, catbox comedy is on there. People can actually sign up with it. I just, you know, ran a test on it today. It's up and running. I read booked like I think for the next three Wednesdays. It's already full. So I'm like this is this is awesome. You know, it's like I just put up the page on facebook and there's like already over a hundred likes on it. So it's like this, it's happening, you know. I'm like, it's I love to shows with other people to get full. I want your Hekk out to get full. I want that Venmo just to be Chit chigging. I want your only fans page to be full of perverts who want to see more of you in the flesh, just handing money, and I want the same for you. Okay, now I've my tits on only fans. Oh come on, you got a good set. Oh my God, that's right. When I did the wheel the other night, I wasn't going to do it was kind of like Tara, who runs it, she had another show going on and she didn't know how how much it would overlap with the wheel. She's she's on like like California time. So yeah, there's a time difference or whatever. So it was like almost one o'clock. I was in bed chilling. My friend David messages me. He's like hey, you come into the wheel tonight and I was like, I don't think so. I'm kind of in bed already. You know it's kind of late here on the east coast, and he's like Oh, come on, come on, come on. You know, it's like it just started. You know, her show were in late. It's like it just started. He'd still get on the wheel, come on in. So it's like I come downstairs, I'm in my pajamas. I can't remember what the Hell my word was, but I remember playing with my boobs like that. I'm like, did I hallucinate a wheel last night? Like, what's going on? Like, I can't remember what my word it was abnormal. I was like, you know what's a normal? It's like my left Boob is bigger than my root boob. You know, the left one sits up fine and the right ones just like. I like, this is what happens after one day, am you know? I sometimes the worst things happen after one sometimes the best. It was kind of a combination. I was like wow, I was like, did I hallucinate? I did. I literally came down stairs in my pajamas doing Russian roulette comedy. I'm like that, what the Hell? What the Hell? Russian roulette comedy with that big like you're not funny in you get shot. You don't take it that far. Yeah, well, some people take it it that far. It seems like it's like, oh my goodness, I do. I do believe the last time that we tried to do this we had some crazy technical difficulties that ruined our show. But I know you want ahead with with beauties bits and I'm trying to remember who was that that was carry culture. Wait a minute, what's meant to be in this episode? He's got to be on our full episode. Okay, that because we needed something to release. I'm like, well, I'll do it backwards. You know, God love, like I want him to see. I want, you know, him to be able to share it and everything like that, and I didn't want to prolong. As you know. It's like well, you know, that's why I was trying to set up catbox comedy to do it every other week. But people actually want to do it. So I'm like, okay, so it's happening now and it's really cool and I hope that I can add on little bit more shows, like thirty minutes shows, you know, something that people can come now, sit, do their five minutes, stay for the other comedians and then we all we all like break for right, you know. Yeah, I mean I love some of the shows. Fifty sorted comedians and it's three clock in the boarding out here and they're just, you know, getting ready for their...

...midnight toddi's. I know, Oh my God. Like I said, I love it, though, but at the same time it's like the Tush can only take so much. But I'm getting better. I've actually gotten I have a standing desk now. This thing can rise up. Is Amazing, and I've got the green string. I'm still playing around with the green screen because I've got to get it set just right, but other than that it's like that's, you know, one of the big changes. Yes, I'm actually going to be standing up doing stand up comedy. You know, I'm not going to be sitting here anymore. It's, you know, it's like everything's going to rise, it's going to be great. I'm like, I'm getting back into that and then, you know, then I can stay longer for shows, but I don't mind sitting there, you know, and of course cheering on other comedians and things like that. It's like I like it. I like hearing them because I've been working with so many different Comedians, like on that fan and friends, like I have not been on two shows that had exactly the same people, and it's great, like we all bring different comedy, like I've gotten a little bit more. I started out a little bit softer with doing his shows, like I have not splooshed yet on that fan and friends, and that is happening this Thursday. I am bringing that game, like he's going to be like what the Hell just happen? Like what? So it's like I'm looking for that, like like did she just say? Yeah, yes, yes, I'm going for I'm going for the gold, because we all know it's like virtual shows are not going to last forever. So as much as I can on certain shows, it's like I'm just going to keep keep going and I just want to get more comedy out there. I'm sorry if I put you to sleep. Was I sleep? No, I don't think so. I think you're just like chilling. Yeah, I'm you're hand up right now. See that I don't have a standing work desk. I just have to stand. It's because that's that's the deal here, and also it's just so thinning. It's so good for your your your appearance. Yes, exactly. It's like, yes, Oh, I just hope to get inside at some point and have some decent lighting and some warmth and then maybe by the spring be trying some some different stuff. Maybe we'll be using those cat filters like that lawyer did and he went viral. Oh Yeah, we can definitely do that. I remember in one show, I think it was for hallow week with rampantly, there was something, something got messed up at the beginning, like it just turned out to be like a crappy night and we were doing like the wheel show and everything, because we had that on Hallowef. We had like so many different shows there for four days. It was crazy. So I was like you know what it's like? I was like totally upset. I was like I'm not going to pure on screen upset. So I hit the filter thing and I was a banana. I was like screw this, it's like I am now a Baneta, and people were like, Oh my God, you she's a Banata, she's a man. Holy Crap, this is awesome, you know. Oh yeah, we have tons of filters. What is it? It's snap filter, I believe it is. That you get with Zoom and everything and there is tons of stuff on there we can thank you some fund Oh yeah, Oh, yeah, we can go through the filters and even write a storyline on it. It's like we have to get back to our scripts and stuff like that. That's why I'm doing wrong. Complain about not having a posable thumbs and other Third World I well, yeah, cats kind of have a third world existence, except for mine. Oh, I just took my pets to the vet, my little Chihuahua, and you know, they foisted a chest xtray on me because he has a heart murmur, which like almost every dog and cat I've ever known does, because one thing, when they get to the vet, they're little excited, they're a little larger, beating faster. I don't know, maybe they have a correlation. But he tells me that my Chua was stern. them curves inward instead of outward, and I said no, is this causing some kind of problem? He said no, it's having no bearing on his overall health at all. I'm moving right along. So Hey, so thanks doc, thanks for telling me this the thing that has no bearing on his health. So I was like thank you, thank you for worrying me, thank you for the x Ray. Yeah, he's got bronchitis. Oh and that was also weird. He's like the we attributed. His bronchie is too. Well, first of all, his lungs look like he's a smokes so of course my wife mediately thanks. It's secondhand...

...smoke, like no, like good, good gass, and that the that's like. Well, it's from it's from your dog. Living in a dry environment, you might want to consider getting munifiers like doc. Have you ever mystic island? It's a swamp. Okay, in the morning you can run your hand out of the wall and wipe the wipe the moisture off. You don't have to take your car the car wash. Just wipe it off every morning and it's clean. So I don't think that that's that's the reason. Oh well, moving right along. So wasn't a very good session with the DOC? Yeah, so, but after a week of an abut it's a little boys, much chipper again and jumping up on the couch and being his good old self. So it was worth it. Yay, that's always good. It's like I like to hear those kind of stories. It's like, well, it didn't look good at first, but guess what, nothing's wrong. He's right back the normal. Well, the one that's like bus has bronchitis. The other one has psynidis. She's she sneezes and like wholesale snots coming out her nose like let no, little snot machine. So they're both on antibiotics. Both. My Little Chuah was. It's a cold, wet winner and I guess it's affecting their health. So yeah, I mean audio South Jersey and your South Jersey winners. You know, we're going to go somewhere where it's hot and warm and little chuahs don't get bronchitis. I know that's like the saddest thing in the world. Like I'm sorry, like if if I was a Chuaha and I sneeze, probably like all my ribs would like fall apart my illness. She's Jesus and you have to you have to get a tissue and it's like she's my little kid again, at the blower nose all day long. So and then, of course, no matter how big or small a dog is, trying to get a pill down her throat, she's always an adventure. You think you got it, two minutes later we're hanging is right here whatever. So you tried, you'd try. One good way is you just slather it with butter and Gulp, but then you read Oh, butters not good for gets to your dog like well, a little, tiny bit to get the bill down, a little, a little, yeah, as long as you know he's not eating a whole container ful, Ohl pup full of it. Well, you know, trying to fake them out and you know, crush it up, put it in the food and they lick it and they go who like, Dad, what are you thinking? I could taste the thing. It's a pill in there. What the fuck? That and my food. Speaking of like animals and snots ever since lucky was a kitten, we were speaking, I know we were. We're speaking of SNOT. Anyways, my little kitty with the opposable thumb, yes, that one, he actually he gets boogers, like he gets these black like nose rocks and I've got to pick them and we like looked on the Internet. It said he should have about you know, most of them out grow it. And the last time we were at the vet it was funny. I was like, I said Dr He's like yeah, anything, you know, out of the ordinary with them, and I was like, well, luck he's got boogers and without missing a beat, he's like we all do. I'm like little son of a bitch, I walked into that it, but he's like nut just, you know, keep it clean, like I I've been and you know, just make sure he's not wheezing and stuff like that, which he hasn't. And, like my mom, refuses to pick his nose. But I'm like right there. I'm like, I got it. Let's a little kitty breathe. So yeah, I know. It's like see my vets different, he'd say. I just said to him. He's like there any problems with your cat? And I say we yeah, he's got bookers and my that would say, well, so do we all. That'll be a hundred and twenty five dollars. Yeah, he's remit cat backs, pay it an advance. Yeah, now they're getting on your cat, united pets hostage, because you have to sit in your car while everything's happening and they call you on the phone to tell you what's up. So, Yep, we've got to get them. Their birthday is next week. They turned the big four, so we've got to go get them. You know, of course, their shots and everything like that. It's like...

...that's coming up. Usually we wait until March when the weather isn't as crappy, you know, because they're they're good casts, are healthy cats, like even with the bookers, like he's running around, he's jumping, he's don't leave, he's he's being crazy. Like the other day my mom was playing with them with one of the new toys that we have and it's just feather on a stick wine thingy, and he was doing it so much like he's a big old boy too, and he was on his back and his freaking feet we're up by his ears. I was like wow, I like, I've only seen that flexibility on porn hub, like I was like learned it from you, busted, but so many habits are our pets pick up? They learned from born hub. Yeah, that's yeah, it was definitely porn hub. Yeah, well, that need you know, upset. You've been here. It's like where we have the three floors, but on the top floor there's no door, you know. So, yeah, of course, when I'm doing stuff, if he comes up there, he's probably just sit like wonderful, I can get that position like damn. So, yeah, this is I guess we'll just call this the shooting shit show, you know, shooting the Shit, shooting the zoom no echo show. Yes, the zoom no echo show, because it was my fault for the Echo. I didn't know that. That's no, it wasn't you, it was me. It was me. If anybody knows how they get the Damn El Gatto stream deck to work on zoom without an Echo, please let me know, because this is going to be crucial for not just our show, but up my friend Danny and I Danny Rydel. She's a comedian. She's the start as Star Trek Queen, I want to call her. We are hosting we are hosting the blue mic all of March, so every Tuesday it's me and her. We are doing it and we've got a few things worked out and I was like, yeah, I can do the sounds. I was like, fuck, I make the sounds Echo. Fuck. I was like, so, I've got to work that out. I've got a limited time, but let's do it. I like your golf club. Are you going to hit me now? I was just thinking about other things that I might like. The next podcast definitely going to show more of the things that I want to sell because of my can't get any sponsor dollars. Maybe I can get some ebay dollars. And I was just thinking about I have golf clubs and I can't I can't remember the last time I played golf, lassie, I can't remember. So what the apparently I even have them for apparently when you were Ireland. I'm guessing Ireland, is when I last played. More and I can't do an Iray fact, when I was in the the banking business, because so much of that business was done on the golf course, we used to play something called the Best Ball, which you know about. It's not what you think thinking. It's whoever hit the ball the best that's the next one you played. So it was a fast paced game in an effort to get to the clubhouse so you can start drinking early and make those big deals. It makes sense, it really does. That's what bankers do. They do not sit around at a bank all day. They play golf and they drink. That's how it's done, folks. That's how it is, totally Howard's done. And but then when you get out of that racket, then you carry around golf clubs for the rest of your freaking life. And so wait wait, there's a racket involved. I thought it was golf. I just thought it was just golf clubs. When does a racket come into play? Actually, it's a Croquet Mallet. Mallet, wow, aren't they like ducks or something like those mallet ducks? Know, those are cranes. Oh crazy. Oh, I see those kind of cranes, all those hitten cranes. Okay, I get you this. Hidden you need these when you get older. Oh yeah, they're great for beaten now doing prop comedy. The fucking yeah, I mean why not? You know, it's like we've got a few minutes left with let's see what the hell else we can throw in there. Oh, I've got one. I've got one. Check it out. It's my third hooter. My whys, I know it's a wise hooter. You know, I was going to give this to jolie for her birthday, but she needs another hooter. So you know, I kept this hooter...

...for now. So when you get hot, next time you talked to her, tell her the tallest trees, the sweetest sap. So definitely do it. I'll send her a text. Oh my God, I I was sending your text today because she hits mentioned something like if you miss the Big Blue Ball, you know whatever, we still have some spots left. Just to do because some comedian and you can be like put in the wild card slaughter whatever. I was like, well, yeah, you know what, looking messenger, it's like I like doing comedy. I don't get the vote for my friends and stuff like that. They'll be fun. I was like yeah, I was like I couldn't think of the word contender and I was like what the Hell is that work? I almost wrote chicken tender. I was like I'd like to be a chicken tender, form for a wild card on the big Blue Ball, and she just like got a kick out, like damn well, you want to be a chicken fucking tender. That's right. Oh yeah, I was like, what the Hell's the word for contender? Is a chicken tender gonna BE CHICKEN DINNER? I want chicken tender, chicken, chicken, chick or haven't Chan chicken chicken. I need to lay off the caffeine. Okay, put shooing some honey mustard. Hmm, I I love some mustard. I probably have enough mustard and meet. When I was a kid I used to eat it straight from the JAR. So did I. I want to send how I met by drinking a jar of mustard nice. I love it like every kind of mustard. Honey mustard, spicy mustard, honey de John Mustard, the mustard that has the horse a dish. I think it's like some kind of Delhi stuff. It's like any kind you can think of. It's like I love it. I had a teaching job once. They had honey mustard in the cafeteria that was so good. I would get soft pretzels just so I could get extra mustard, and the soft pretzel was truly just a means of conveying the honey mustard in there. I didn't want that Pretzel at all. No, it's like it's the mustard. That's what I do with a lot of stuff. It's like, you know, it's like I didn't I don't really care, you know, for whatever's under it's like just something the scooping on up and get it in my mouth. It's like I love mustard like anything. I have a pickle blog, so now I make it a point of going on pickle adventures every weekend. Yeah, I go seeking out pickles. We go to different restaurants and have them on this side, and that's another pickle. Blog dot blog spotcom, good old blog spot. I did just complete my ninety first jam fam with my Buddy John there. WHOO. Yeah, we had a little we have a little creative difference because his girlfriend didn't like some of the music I picked out and as a result, he's taking the rains more as the as the full time Dj. All right, and I think we're just about out of time here, so while we just wrap this up, I'm beauty, she's beauty. Oh, he's the beast. Wait, I'm beauty, she's beauty of the beast. He's the beast. I'm beauty, I'm beast. All Right, I think we're gonna how about that, are we good? Good luck with beauty bits. Like I'm doing it again. I'm beauty, beasts out. How Len Ewwat Showcom. Hello everyone, welcome back to the beauty and the beast show. This is a segment called beauty's bits. That's what the be not with the tea. If you want to see the tea, have to check out my only fans. And today we're here with an amusing comedian who performs in the bathrooms all over the Internet. A really cool guy. We have Mr Carrie, cool shrimp. It's up, guys, we out here. Man, fuck tw twenty thing. Thank God for two thousand and twenty one minutes. This a this, this a new start for us. Man, last year was wild for me. So I got kicked out of my grandparents house on things giving day. You know, you know how...

...you know how bad of a sit bad you got to be to get kicked out on the national holiday. Do your you're fat up. Your family don't give a damn about you or your will be. But you know, I should, I should have seen it. Come and see my grant used to suppoil me with food and clothes. She's doing this. I was grown she doing this, but I can tell by the way she was cooking for me and my GRANDPA. How Shit Change now why he was getting hamburgers, but why was I getting hamburger? Help Best. That'sh it is not even real. Out that box. He Getting Spaghetti, I'm getting spaghettios. That's so bullish shit. I am not twelve. I can't digest that anymore. Then it's a really kick the she brought out the ham on things given before I had to go. Shep out out the HAM and she said here go your plate. She brought up folk pieces of spam. I said, Hey, no, that's not even real pork. I'm not eating it. I wanted to go do a show. I got kicked out and had to go do a show. They said, Oh, just stay out there where you are. I said, hell you, I'm about to get drunk. You know I'm not get drunk and try to foot. I got to come back to the CRIB. I comes back the next day. My whole room cleaned out. Shit look like a Hilton Hotel Room. I ain't never seen my room that clean. I don't even know how my grand it was able to clean the shower out. My shower was so dirty. My tattooed, my shadow was tattooed in there. I couldn't believe she's straped me out of there. They went all out the way. They took all my clothes and folded them and put them in boxes. I didn't know they care so much. You know, you know how bad they want you to go when they put your shit in boxes. Now I have to have to start leasing couches. First Couch I stay. There was this girl I barely no off attender. Oh my God, I want in their first thing, her whole ampartment was covered in dog here. I couldn't believe she was coming in this shit too. I'm like, bitches, you is you not itching? Her windows are so dirty you you can't even look out the windows. The dust was so thick it look like a big comforter. That's how bad it looks. It didn't. This shit was pinking. I said, this is your window, sick. I think that's as best is. I think. I don't think we should be inhering this in here. I hated to sleep on a couch. Her cousel so themn dirty. I don't even think the blood of Jesus to clean that couch. I even like her a doll. She had the biggest illegal dolls ever seen in my life. I think he was Hyena, part beaver. That's what the fuck it was. Every time I woke up in the morning he stills over like this the earth, just looking at me all crazy and shit. I thought I'll pray that. I said God, please, let me get eating on this dirty couch. I hadn't had sex or sanral bully yet. I cannot die like this. I cannot die like this. I have forgot me sick. I remember made me some coffee and I put some cream in it and I said that's I think your creamer is bad. She said what creamer? I said this bottle right here. She said, no, that's my shampool and conditioner. Excuse me, first of all, why are you buying two and one product is anyway? No one product should clean multiple things. And you, why is this shit in your fridgerator? You Damn Tomato. Put that Shit in the bathroom. Let the rest of his normal people shit. I was pointed the whole time there. She got me drunk one night. She caught me slipping. She got me drunk. I said, Hey, your free, look I'm about to get this ass. I don't know what I'm get some more real ass other than online. So I said Hey, yeah, I went in the room. She started taking her clothes off. I couldn't do it. She was built like Lyndon B Johnson. I said Hell No, I'm not fucking it will be J I might be homeless, but I had my dignity. Thank you, guys. That's my sis today. Man, that was awesome. That was that was fantastic. Man. I'm so glad you came on the show today. You were always like on the move. You are like everywhere. Like you, if you have a step counter, it probably has like twelve billion steps on it. Do Line, like I'm at the CBO to walk here. Later on, going to the liquor store and now right you just walk all those calories right off. It doesn't even affect you because you're always moving like I just see your camera. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna get motion sickness, but I enjoy your comedy so much it Oh my God, that girl's house, like I would have been like, Oh hell no, I'm gonna go get a cardboard box and sleep down the street. Was it was like I couldn't leave. She was living in there like this. Oh that's so nancy. Oh Gross. I'm like no, I mean, I have two cats and you would barely not notice that, because that's how well we clean up around here. I'm like no, no, no, dust, no, no, not happening, not as Festis. No, now we're good. I think I probably has got paint when I was a kid, but that was about it, you know. Yeah, like okay, still like all kids. It's so how many open mics have you hit? Like a you must have hit like a million of them. I see you everywhere. Well, Um, yeah, because, well, when I'm not...

...moving around, I try to do at least three your day. Wow, wow, yea, the most out thought was like six, which is like, let two Fridays ago I did like six zoom. Nice. Nice. That's like reallything I can do. I mean, you know, Dallas is open it. I could do Dallas though, too, but it's just like, man, I could just say you trying to get rods and stuff. I can just stay saw up online. M exactly. They come hang out with a whole bunch of yet yeah, it's like I'm good, I've got zoom right here. I don't even have to buy drinks or any I'm good liquor store and buy my liquor because it's hell of a lot cheaper than it is at the bars. It really is. Yeah, I'll get then with stuff. Open back up for you guys. I can kind of this it out and do shows that you know and hmm, it's like a better network. Oh yeah, it's like online shows. They're not going anywhere, and what's great is hooking up with people all over the state. So it's like, Oh, you got to show their Oh, that's amazing. Oh you want to book me for Yeah, let's do this, I'll go. I'll go travel. Once everything's clear, let's, you know, blow it up. That's so see, that's the advantage, especially doing the zoo rules. That's actual clubs in these states. So you know, when the open back up, they can't be old. We remember this guy. Remember her from, you know, the allline stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. Everybody is. I know some, some comedians are like, I'm not jumping on zoom. I'm not doing that now. I'll just wait until everything opens up again. I was like, Lord knows when that's going to be. It's like I'm in Jersey, like there's like nothing right now. They're Yo, and that's what I'm saying, like the cuss out here. They don't. They don't get it exactly. It's like wow, because, yeah, it's some I mean because it's like I think it makes you I think it makes our skills a little bit better because it's facetiming. Is just a lot we have to do and there's like a conversation, like we can lose to take one bit in do it for like several zooms in a row and didn't because I normally do one being to do is same thing but different ways or different tags. Oh Yeah, Oh yeah, definitely, definitely. It's a good yeah, yeah, I love, you know, taking the old bits, mixing them with some new bits and yeah, exactly when you hit you know six, seven open mikes and night or whatever, you know, you're in front of a whole new crowd. So it's great. You know, it's like, Hey, this person has not heard this before. So it's like we're just going to roll with it because it seems like it's working. Like just do it, you know right. I mean I've been some of the bigger comedians. It's like they they've been doing the regular stand up bits like forever now and everybody still gets a kick out of them. So if people are like it, I'm like, if it's not broken, don't fix it, you know right. I like that exactly. So how's two twenty one treat and yeah, so far as it's pretty good right now, because I'm plays the Grove, I'm a boy house, but I kind of want to like, you know, I don't know if I want to do try to live here, but I can need somewhere new I'm different, you know. Yeah, yeah, so I'm trying to figure that out right now exactly. It's like why staying one place for too long? You know, it's a very nice place, by the way. I've been enjoying walking through the halls. And is this the second bathroom that we're in? Well, no, actually, we're own. This is so weird. I'm watching towels. I'm going to garage right now. Oh, okay, okay, the way the camera was sitting, I'm like, I couldn't tell if that was a shot. Now that's just the regular thing. Yeah, even I like these, the pope, even at the POPCUN sitling out here. Yes, yes, well, that whole freeze backs of memories, right. See, there's why I know about on this, because I watched like dych on. Oh my Gosh, yes, I love the DIY ones. I love it, I love you know, was like soul's like I'm working on a new bit about that to put in my love life, because I'm I watch the so called fix her up and I feel like that's what I am. I'm literally human. That's why I think I'm a good kiss even though I'm like, you know, cows happing to shit, but like I'm a fix her up for I'm I think I'm a damn good investment. Well, you're sure? Sure's how funny. You definitely entertain me. You definitely entertain me. You entertain the crowd. Every time that we're on a show, I was like, Oh my God, it's like, Oh cool, carries here, carries here. It's like this is gonna be an amazing show, you know. I mean, I do get a little motion sickness, but it's all right, it's all good. I like to hear what you have to say. I love it. Yeah, I'm addicted to like the DIY, like I watched like that tiny house stuff, like I caught like to house porn. I'm like, Oh my God, they have all that into a little box. I'm like right, to go there. I want to give I want to I can only imagine like like like making live in there's it? So it's so tight in there. That's sometimes tight as good, you know, and that's what she said. I had to that was easy. I know that was. I threw your one there. I threw you booner. We're getting a bone. I like that one. I'm really want to move.

Honestly, as once. I Love Dallas. I kind of want to get out of Dallas man bad. I don't know why, I'm just doing something different. Yeah, it's good. It's good to move and be in different places. I was like, I wish I had that. I wish I could do that right now. I mean that's why I think I want like a tiny house or, you know, something on real so that I can go wherever, wherever I want to and like just have all my stuff with me. I mean, I wish I knew. Sometimes I wish I new people that just kind of like hey, campers, or you know, things like that, where they just taking on a roll with him. I that's I wake up hoping for that like every day. Yes, yes, so that would be just be amazing. I mean being a comedian, I mean you do have to go like where the money is, and I know a lot of places like around here really aren't paying. But I mean it's like once you build up everything, like having this online presence really really helps because it shows that we're still active, even though we're not, you know, at live shows or whatever, but we're still being active and we're still doing comedy and you know, it's like there's got to be something out there that I'll, you know, pick something up one of these days and I think it would be great just to have, you know, camper or something like that, just that, you know, just go for it like, Oh, okay, it's like I've got a show with this state, that state, we're going out to the west coast, we're back on the east coast. You know, I would love it. That would be great. Yea Hmm. and Best of all, it's like you would have all your own stuff, so you don't have to worry about, you know, unpacking it. You won't have to worry about paying rent anywhere, because once you own it, you own it. You know, it's yours. HMM. See, I want to Al Mustle his calls. Um, I think I get them use actually pretty cheap. I'm going to say it depends, like if you want to like fix up stuff, I would say probably the decent ones would be like Fivezero and then it would go up. It depends on on how big or small that you're looking at. I think the most the most challenging part would be my fiance is like sixty three, so it's like the shower would be like the hardest thing you know, I don't want to get in there and have to ducks. That's that's pretty tall. HMM, I'm literally five three. Oh Wow, I'm down at five to yeah, we like the same, basically. Yeah, Ye, see, like we would be perfect for something like we wouldn't have to worry about that. It's like I ready, we got shower, we're good, we're good. That's all we need and would be to that little muffins in there, like doesn't many much. It's like that would be great. Like I said, I could see, you know, hosting podcast and doing comedy shows just from right where, just in the little spot. I mean it would be like totally different. Like I don't live like in a mansion or anything like that, but could you imagine the people that actually go from like three thousand square feet down to like three hundred square feet? That's like whoa right, like I'm saying, like the zoo. I think this is honestly, I think this is going to be the new wave because, honestly, I don't know when everything, for everybody else is going to really open back up. So it's kind of like I'm shock that like the comeds already on, like Kevin Harden them, Whitney Commons? What are they doing? What? How come they're not? Don't Zoom, you know what I mean? Like they have to jump on board. Soom, yeah, they have to. It's like, come on, anything. Instagram it like, I know one of the actors that I follow, Sarah Paulson, like she's always on instagram. Actually, I instagram bombed one of her shows. I was like, I wonder if she would put me on and I was like, Oh crap. I'm like that's awesome. I'm like, Oh hey, Sarah, what's up? You know what's going on. You know, it's like I'm just sitting here chilling, you know, I'm playing like Simon and everything, and I'm like I got know this. I got a Netflix special right. Yes, yes, she's in quite a few things. She was just in the new show called Ratchett by the same people that made American horror story. Ohky, yes, he's really working first. That's what I'm saying, like she's I did all these. I do the Hollywood with Mike on own zoom to instagram and I feel like that's a good way to put out comedy out too, because every everybody's is live. You know, so so that should go all throughout instagram exactly. It's like it's it's great. It's like wow, it's like all this technology, all it, you know, all the palm of her hands. Wow, it's like you don't even need a computer. It's like just pick up a phone and do it. You know, right. But I can do I've done zoom so far, like in Uber Robe. Before that I've done them in the most on canny's places. That's gonna say. What was your weirdest place? I mean, besides the bathrooms, grocery store, probably curstreets, walking down the hour and mind people around. So I'm just...

...walking Poli stray, just yelling out this random see the probably like what is he doing? So that's one hell of a phone conversation. The Uber one was wild to I remember had this girl and I didn't tell her what I was doing and then when I could, when I got out of us, like what was that? I see is just so stocked. That what I was saying. Yes, yes, it's like I have not done it anywhere else except for home. I mean maybe the living room was the weirdest spot. I don't know. You know, I'm like Vanilla when it comes to that it's like you're the cool kid doing it and doing it everywhere. I want to do one. I want to do one in the shower because I used to do stour videos on instagram. I just sold my my face and I just was like, what was I doing in this? I think I'll just saying random just to being crazy. We'll bring it back up, bring it, I said of bring it back because I called it my showers and Aigan. There you go, that would be great. It's like shower shenanigans with quite carry coulture. Yeah, I'm tripping out. You like. Yeah, I used to fake like I was dropping a dropping the camera down, but I was like Nah, you got to sign up for my only face. Oh Man, Nice. I could all these girls is doing only fans, but I hadn't seen that one dude make. I think we'll make one for the hell of it. Yeah, why not one? I think your shower bit will be really good. Oh yeah, and he's only fans. Like I'm gonna do like those dumb ass like s rb moves. It is to be exist. Will be dumb. Oh my God, will put like all of them, and I said on my bodies. Gonna be crazy. There you go. So, next time, when you're doing comedy in the grocery store, get some olive oil. Right. I think that's funny. I could be only fan comedian. Why not? Why not? Funny? Why not? COMEDIANS are jumping on everything nowadays. We're jumping on tick tock. We're well, we've been on instagram. What else? If we jumped on? We've jumped on twitch. You know, it's like twitch is no longer just for Gamers, man. Everybody's on there, making their own channels and things like that. It's like wow, yeah, it's I don't know, I don't want to know how to really do twigs and I don't have a tick tock either. Tick Tock is pretty easy. I think your little videos, like for the shower and everything, I think they would actually be perfect on tick tock. It's like I just jumped on it the other day and I actually got more views, hits and likes than I do on Instagram, facebook and twitter like combined. I was like wow, I was like this is where it is. See, that's what I need them, man, I hate to sound so like potenst of whatever money, like a I need a breakthrough, bad man. It is like oh MMM, because last it was such a bad way to end. It was so now it's like I need something to say, man, somebody can like, I don't know, man, just like I don't know. You try some hmm the top to them. I know, I know, it's crazy. It's like giving when people get the vaccines. It's like it's still not going to go away over night. And people you have to get like two shots to the vaccine. It's like wow, wow, oh, I don't I'll key, don't trust that vaccine. We love to have no idea within there. Yepe, it could have covid in it. You know, it's it's like wow, but yeah, yeah, it's like food. You know, I just wish everything was, you know, back to normal. But you know, doing all these things on zoom and everything, it's been so great. It's like it up. It made more opportunities. All the COMEDIANS are like this is awesome. It's like I don't want to do anything else but zoom shows. You know, it's like you get to go world, you know, you get to meet people like you and I are past would probably have never ever crossed like in a million years. Damn, that's true. And you look at that way. It's like, Damn and all these awesome people that we've met and done shows for podcast, you know, regular shows where we have these awesome posters and everything. I was like, this is this is great, this is what I've been looking for. That is so true. Wow, that's a man, but do a lot of you guys. I do kind of want to meet up and see you guys in person, especials, like perform most stage together, like that would be great. Yeah, that would be awesome. That would be awesome. I don't know how long it would be down in Texas, but I know you know a few other people that are down in Texas and it would be an awesome like show. You know, it's like, Oh hey, here's some other people from Texas that we know from online. It's like get a group together, you know, it's like, Oh hey, he's coach West Coast. Let's do this. You know, yeah, we can. We can do like a zoom, a zoom tour call at the zoom these tour we are like a group of...

US kind of like actually go to places and perform together on stage and we can be like men. We meant like months ago, you know, doing a lockdown and all that. They be kind of cool. Yeah, definitely did. I would definitely be down. We can call it the plague. We can call it the plague tour, the plague to war man. This is this has been one heck of a show. This is awesome. It's like I'm going to thank you for being here. Do you have any shows that you want to plug or what's coming up for you? I do have a show. So I have a so I hit live. I have a Valentime Day, so and then I have a show in the fifteenth. That hear and forward. Awesome. Yeah, awesome. So he's like I'm kind of doing on the ground comedy, but you know, outside of that I just pretty much mostly do like the Improv stuff. I here too, so I was Improv I had no idea that you were like in the Improv thing. I love doing Improv, like I just got done doing a thing with I'm reckless comedy, which is in London. It's like I love, love doing things like that and any kind of improvate. Did a couple classes with DAD's garage out in Atlanta, Georgia. They have some awesome improv stuff. I'm not sure what's coming up for the new year, but hopefully we'll find out something soon. But yeah, anything with IMPROVS, like, I love to invite you to, you know, be a part of it. So it's kind of hard though it be. It so on my first and probably just threw me into scene, I had no idea what was going on, so I was just like trying to like, you know, just finesse in there, but it's just definitely good for the creatives. I like it. HMM. And now. Yep, yeah, it's great just that. You know, think on the spots like wow, wow, it's like yes, yeah, yes, and you can do it. Like I'm surprised, like I said, with all the COMEDIANS and stuff. We've all formed bonds together and it's just been great. You know, everybody's like, Oh, you can't do that on and yes, you can. Yes, you, yeah, yes, you can. The Hell you can't. Yes, you can't. Yet you live, you see, you live in New Jersey, right, Yep, and in New Jersey near Atlantic city. You have to with Pauli be in them. The situation? Yeah, a CACUS. Yeah, a little bit nower, like south, like towards the tip. Yeah, if the Jersey has it has a reservoir tip. I'm in it. That's a man. That's amazing. I used to watch this, so I love Trash TV and that Jersey sort. That shit was wild and there's so many easy people there. It's like I grew up with him. It's like that was ten years ago. It's like we was the same age. I know. It's like now it's like what the hell just happened to ten years and right I think it's weird that they can see them salves a how they used to act like on video. was just kind of like, I wonder what that would forel like for me if I could see said I was doing like in the club ten years ago. HMM, because a lot of that shad only remember, you know, because you know I was getting black out like crazy. I don't think I went that far, but I was probably the person just standing in the corner. So mine was like very like lame vanilla time. That was it. You can name especially lady. You said Lame Vanilla town. Yeply lay and vanilla time, Yep. That's some crazy stuff right there. You can call it vanilla time, perfect. That's funny. Or Yeah, yeah, I'm good at giving people like names for specials and stuff like this. I'm like a title King. I can do I still honestly get into writing jingles for companies. I like stuff like that song right. So I'm good at riding in, the coming up a random things like that. I can help any person or company. Awesome, DD country, country, metal rock. I'man. I can write anything that's awesome. That's awesome. So it has been fabulous having you here. Carry thank you again for joining us here, beauty and the beast, this has been beauties bits. That's with a being on a tea. If you want to see the Te's you got a good only fans. Thank you, Carrie. I think it's a much. I'll see you some thank you, Cecie.

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