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Beauty and the Beast S2:E4 - The Variety Show featuring Lana Siebel

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Beauty and the Beast S2:E4 - The Variety Show featuring Lana Siebel

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Show Schedule
Bunnies at a Chocolate Factory with Kat Box Comedy
Beauty's Bits with Lana Siebel
Easter Song
The Night Before Easter

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...beauty's bits, that's be with the Bee:God Ding. How long here, Wea Tay Forty seven now hello and welcometo the beauty in the be show. This is A. I can't speak today, hello, I've been there hello and welcome to the beauty in theB show. This is a little segment that we call beauty's bits: that's whath theBEA nut with the tea. If you want to see these teas, you got to go to myonly fans and we have. We have an amazing comedian here today. Her nameis Lama Seabul and she is all the way from New York or my case like two hoursaway, and she has a movie that's now out on Amazon, prime, which I'm sure wewill talk about here and then she was also part of the Connecticut ComedyFestival. This is awesome. Let's welcome on. Let let's welcome on Lata is great to have you here. Hey, thankyou then so much for having me this is fun. Oh my gosh. I'm excited to be youyou're, wow yeah, so yeah start off with talking about.What's going on yeah, I think Jersey too, in New York, most tef America, Ithink, is still we're on shut down. Again, I don't know about you Christine, butat this point it's feeling like a Sitcom that, like desperately needs toend yeah, I don't know if you watch thatshow Sunny Philadelphia but that's become my life pettyuch wer yeah. I amI'm the only temale character, I'm with my eight year old son and my husbandand yeah every time I welk into the living room they're like boopretty muchfee like ther, you know voice like Sothe, like you ruining our Bibe, my husband's, like the three guys andmy son. My son is definitely like the...

Danny debeto character right becauseyeah hes short, he throws up all the time so yeah with one of those myselfso yeah see Thatye Yeh, pretty much fre well,except for Min likes to walk into screen doors. It's great! IT'S COMICOL!You Know Ye H. Never stop laughing but yeah crazy.It's like everything shut down. It's! You know black down again, it's likewow. Where are we? You know, but you hear the booze you know is like Oh man.It makes me remember about being on stage doing comedy Yeah Yeh. By the way I my I was doing my set. Idon't know if but o yeah, no shouwh, you Ai' All somobulated a here.We yeah you're, bringing Lon up to the stage to the beauty in the B show. Ilove her name Lauda, because I watch way too much archer. So here we go yeah yeah, that's a good show. So yeahI feel like this is great. We're getting allo shows out of the ArcherSenin Philadelphia. I don't know if you watched one of themost horrific documentaries n, all the news channels, it's on now yeah it's! I have. The news feels like themost entertaining thing right now and I can't wait for all that to be over,like I don't know about you Christine, but like at this point. I just want, like everybody, to knowthat I've never cared about an old man, this much yeah. Every time you know, Biden goesup to the podium. You know I'm like. No, why are there stairs there? Somebody help him. You know, you know, keep your mask on. The covidcould still get you and seriously he's still playing with his dog. I thinkhe's got more important things to do. Okay, these are just things you know. Ishout at the TV at this point, so I'm glad I'm talking to you. You know Ijust I'm just thinking like if he...

...really wants to play a game. You know Isuggest maybe like a crussward puzzle or SODOCO. You know something to keephis memory sharp. Think that's important right now, but he was butenough of that politics. Holidays were weird this year. Holidayswere definitely weird. They were different. This was the first time that my son wasactually super excited to go to school in Halloween he yeah he he insisted ondressing up as James Fund and then a few days before that he was like wait aminute. He realized that no third grader knowswho James Bund is, so he was like I'm gonna, I'm going todress up in a full Tokseto and a Martini glass at sevent in the morning.I'm I'M gonna a Canidiot Yeah. Nobody knew he was. He came into school.Everyone was staring his teachers loved it, though right, and he keeps sayinghe loves- that James Bond is a ladies man because, like he was like all hehas to do is go bond James Bond and then he makes that with a beautifulwoman, so he pretty much likes how littleeffort this gut puts in you know, and we have to be careful of that,because you also listen to Tom Jones. You know he's a singer from the s verydifferent ethics backland. We had to have a lot of talks with himbecause you would listen to the song called Thunderboll. It's James Bud songand he isin the song. He goes like he can have any woman he wants his days ofasking are over we're like no, you gotta ask you got so we have to have alot of METO talks with him. So yeah that was fun. New Years was also different. Myparents came over and my husband's Dad and my son, of course. Here we go.Let's get in the theme of Tom Jones. He was, he sang sex bomb. We left because itwas uncomfortable and my son was like. Why did you leaveme all alone?...

It was like. I was singing to drunksenior citizens, his exact words we're like listen if you're modelingafter Tom Jones and and the great entertainers we hate to break it to you,but that's going to be mainly your audience drunk senior citizens,especially if you're poring in Vegas, so we're preparing him preparing him, but I so I'm originally from Ukraine hinse the name Lana. I came overbecause of Institutionalizante Semitism, like yeah to a point where my passportdidn't even say: citizen. It's wery got it just a JE parentthes es in front leave. I meanyeah, it's so excessive. Right a little a little excessive for that, but I grewup in Brooklyn. I still live here yeah and you know I know I look like theproblem, but I'm actually getting priced out as well right. You know it's getting bad whenwhite people are getting praced out as well yeah. No, so I grew up in Brooklyn since I wasseveen and I I've been listening to rap since Iwas really little because, like I don't know, I don't know if you ever thoughtof this, but it's like very similar rap cultures, very similar to my culture,because futures got the song and he's like. I just fuckd your bitch in someGoochi flip flaps, I mean Christine that is so Russian. I just seen an older Russian man. IBritin beach going. I just fockd my beach and Gooci food flaps, so much inGovin its going by so quick, I'm just goingto end off on this. You know we're talking about names and I was a Latindancer. Actually I was Rikin Somi states. This is true Ye Hav. I peerstheyre UN dancing with the stars, but I had the worst, let dancer stage namelike ever t it was actually it was savet, Lana Feldman. Honestly it was so embarrassing. Theannouncer would be like sometimes ik I...

...perform in England, like you were justtalking about beformein England as well. They as Ye Likin now dancing the sexychurch, O chares Berlano Feldman. They can't be right and a people. Thankyou so MUC tises Finea, I'm sn Takto. Oh my gosh, that's Nice! Wonnin! Howthank you F? You were a thank you. I E might have to get your son on herebecause he sounds pretty. I nohilarious it's like that. He keeps O nee. Yes,he's like a crooked bookie he's like whatever. Whatever you make, you makeanything. I A fifty percent because I made the jokes so yeah he's he's veryentertaining yeah. I think that's the Jewish side of himcoming yeahdefinitey. Yes, he came out breaking theh, tid Jouiad, the bunnyand the breaking the legs that Italian yeah, so he's got both th bes, woro yea,very nice. Very I ver I mean, like you, know, all theclassics. You know the James Bond and everything maybe em to like Mr FrankSeandra, now that Os man Ow, what's fun, was Lam. What's O mthat's eat, he justgot a haircut and he keeps walking around saying I look like FRINCTononatra. I Lovo Yeahyo that so you're on the money. Oh my God, Yeh a kinhimself out yeah he's been singing a lot of Iny to the moon you're. Reallythere we, your psychic, that's amazing. I'm jst like Oh, that's with an Oh, noTatspsychi, exii, you're awesome. This is awesome, so thatwill Hou, nd nine tnNe Ninety nine per minute. No, I guess that's the only way to Mak ingcomedy right. You know tegard, since it is the new year. Do you haveany resolutions or do you just yeah? So before there was a coup? YouKnow Simpler Times. Last week we...

...we were trying to justlikte to eat healthier and we werein. We were on today to and honestly like, we didn't lose any weight, but wewere like we were on the right past because we were all like really hungryand angry and we had. But you know after the couer likeforget it, we can't we can't keep up with Hese headaches, but you know justhopefully stay alive this year and take good care of ourselves, and you know II've been doing less year and a half, so I've been doing comedy for six years, but acting for decades and dancing, butthe comedy last year and a half I have been doing like just fulltimeprofessionally every day. So that's been really consistent. It is.It is like, like a job, a lot of times, Wich, so yeah yeah, so that's been been, hopefully paying off. When theworld reopens again exampertally Yeah, yeah, Evetalyi, yeah Te said You have a new movie out onAmazon, prime. What is Yeah Yeah Yeayeah Yeah. I 'S A it's an actually acouple years old, but it's called the businessman and it's so funny. Therewas actually a lot of s racpers in it, like Mr Cheeks and from ButangCapadanna and prodigy, so yeah, it's called the businessman andit's out now. I have like a it's, not a big roll, but I was pretty happy withhow it turned out, and I've also been writing a lot. So I wrote a fullfeature: Corote a full feature film, as well as a short film which we just shot so yeah. I wrote it just so it could belike very few characters was a horror film, so hopefully that should be outsoon too so, and I finally started to make videos which I just reallyd, likea short little thirty. Second...

Video, like joke of the day kind ofthing which got three hundred news, so I was happy first one on instagram and like a hundred and seventy antictack,so again, yeah honestly the ticktat thing I love, but at the same timethere's so many cute puppies and babies. I get so distracted and it's like fourhours later and I'm onto this next bull do like how many bulldugs can they showme a lot like four hours, wor, apparently exactly D, it's just another anotherdevice for a Oh, my God, Ya, what hi the AFF! You know what was I de fourdays liis for my were exactly that's. What's happening, yeah I have severeADC, that's what I found out: Thou Tik, Tock you're right, yes, its really a! I weare the same in a lot of ways. Thatis awesome. He Rosa script. It's like, I hope, thinkyou now, once covidsettles or you know, everything is okay to film with other people. That's likeamazing! It's like getting into so much yougotalt gotta! Let me know, keep usposted to. I will thank you tin Y fiance, and I we also do. Films wereMeso Coor Tanment and our other company is trigger treat film, so we cater IlTut, those out O yeah, since we're only a few hours we from each otherdefiitely help out. That would be awesome. That would me that's so coolI'll. Definitely contact you about that. That's great! So this is this isawesome. It's like Arih, so productive. I ton we try like between ADHD. YouKnow Weyeaone Sa Time Y, that short film that wanted to do like five yearsyeah, let's Geexactly, it's so gratifying to like, have it done it'sit is. You know rough to shoot the whole thing and really get the wholethingn going, but it feels so amazing when you're done with it were about toedit it kind of thing yes, yeah, yeah, yeah...

...and then you're like Oh. Finally, therewe go yeah, wickly yeah. I know that I that that's definitelyresolution to get more movies out and everything and Yeah yeah on it. I thinkit's really easy to get them like up on Amazon. Prime now, like all you have todo, is like fill out something and that it's like boom. It's like right there Iwas like exact, yeah yeah, exactly Ishat, exactly exacty. It's amazing allthese platforms. Now it's really and iting, like I even saw like tickTakcans in like musicals now so it's kind of like. I think it's still kindof like the wild rire lest like it was with Netflix and now so just gettingthe contect out there, like you, said as much as Posbl as really key yeah,exactly yeah. I need tick talk to and yes, I could get lost there for days.Oh my gosh shaving, it's like who yeah and also tbet Algorithm. That's whatI'm trying to figure out because I ee seeing a lot of it is so that's that'sgreat. I mean opens up so many doors. I Oh for the love of it. Lik Yes, Timon O has no opportunities yeah. Yes, Inowse like a trend like first you know: Tick top was like all about the dancemovements and everything and then all of a sudden comedians just startjumping on the bandwagon and I'm like yeah. I've got to go there. I actually,I know ore views and likes on there that I do want all social media. So I'mlike that's awesome this is'a and that's and that's you know I think, ofbeing accomplishent because you're getting a new, completely new audience.It's not any of the people that you know it's Al. So that's like a big deal.That's Onso is like official like okay, everybody. That knows me is ignoring me.Okay, it's Yeo the lines anyways yeah. I know Itis, so great so great but yeahI can wait to you know start getting back on stages is like I loveperforming, not just comedy but doing theater as well and improve like youknow. It was like so weird last year...

...started out great. It's like I wasbooked for like for comedy shows, and then I did two theater productions and thenI was a battle another one and then covid came in it wite. I know I say yeah same here. I was doing likea so many shows and just go and go and going and then yeah I as just Marchtwelvth. I feel like just everything put like, as put us, stop to everythingso yep yeah and I a'm with you, you know virtual, is it's actually a youknow I feel like we both really try to take advantage of it in terms of kindof taking it all over. The country and worldwide, and hopefully tour when itopens up but yeah in person, is definitely much word gratifying feeling. Maybe,but this is. This is still pretty great, but it's not the same. I feellike it's notthe same. I mean it's great, not having to put on pants, but that is nice, yeayeah, that's Nicefo, you don't have to by pay for drinks or food or anythingyeah. He sit and watch like ninehosand comedians a day. If you want to you,know yeah H, honestly, that is a really great upsidewhen things were actually reopening again- and I was like Oh what I werenow and Itas a whole. Yes like parking or transportation likyeah. But now I like, okay, we'rejust goingto sit the computer put on some headphones and we're going to dothis. You know we're yeah, yeah Wedo have to think about it anymore. It's sogreat! It's I think yeah Yau mention a good point.I personally need something to complain about every day if it's not virtual, that it's outdoors or indoors,so it's nice to like county, have something ea. It's made a whole lot to.Yes, I think it's healthy. That way. You know I yeah I'm just like doing thecrowd work. You know they were yeah peoplet like their energy. If they hadit or not, you know it's like. Is this Guy Asleep or dead? Somebody call anambulance. You Os.

I honestly, like I felt like I startedto do a lot aoutdoors and also I started to produce my own mikes andthen they turned into shows and like grew bit of an audience and they youknow we're doing really well and the the outdoor ones. I feelt, likePeople Ere so appreciative to get out of the house and just listen to somecomedy and again not be doing the same thing over and over so like therewas,like a whole new different appreciation for it. Yes, people actually payattention. You know I yeah Yeah Wk whatthey need that distraction. It's sonice, an it's like a real back and forth, and it's yeah. It's likeheightened level of appreciation which was really really nice anly from it'slike doing stuff in bars and everything and one place. I really missis. It'snot too far from here, it's called Josie Kelly's and they actually had anaudience. That listened to me- and I was like this- Is Different. I'm like Ti yeah,you know usually we're just there like as background noise. You know yeah, I know yeah. I know people I feel like peoplelike ave like been like trying to kind of dozing off and drinking like bythemselves, inddoors that they want to be like alive and sober and listeningoutdoors, which is like yeah. It's a real change. It's true yeah! Yes, itsdefinitely a lot better for US Comedians, yeah, WEAR GETI HEARDIS! For the first time I know andisawesome yeah, THAT'S PRETTY AZING!It's awesome. I hear a dog in the background you have. I knot what Cooki it's oe in a broklynapartment, O werelike, onttuniey W, and then we hear my son during school andthey hear me during comedy. So it's like, we know way too much about eachother. At this point I know wer everybody, Realy family, now, it'syeahyeah...

...right on Tathat'oh, my Gosh SowereErbony go to find you inh. Your awesome shows and what' Your socials. What UstYeah Yeah so on Instagram, I think guess, that'sbeen the main one lately, its Lana Sebl, so Lana Siebeo and same for facebookand then just join Ticktok and on tick TAC. I Lana Comedy Laana comedy oneword and I just just recently started that like a few days ago and yeah, that's about it for anyoutube, I'm going to be starting youtube as well, and that's lot ofseable Caus, that's awesome! Yeah! We will drop all the links down. Belowysye we're Gonto, be link happy, so yes yeh. So this was awesome. This was you onthe show today, Sameyou're solike, your energy and your questions, and justeverything about uses very appreciated, and this was fun. Thank you. Thank you,awesome, so yep. So so, hopefully we'll see I'll see youalive or I haare you an Instagam facebook. Letme know if I could fobaly an anything else or subtoely yeah. I woulddefinitely do definitely yeah just im a fan im o a fan of yours, ywe ound, eachother actaly. Did we meet like at the bloom white chat, yeah, exactly yeah,that's where we met. So it's that's an awesome place. You Know Wa want to findawesome, Mikes and awesome comedians and shows check out rampantly dot lathat's where it's all happening, bringing comedians together from allover the world, literally yeah. So there we go, there's our commercialright there, the I love that and also displace comedians. I highly recommendthat group. I don't know if that Youre on that already, but yeah, that's just like again. There's like aGazillin mikes happening every day, all...

...over the world and because there areo,yes, yeah yeah jump on board, say Jo Yeah. It's like jump on board. Yes,thank you for joining it. Thank you Christine. Thank you. Thank you. Thankyou. EVERYBODY FOR WATCHING! Thank you! Guess of Beauty, and the B show stay atthe magnificent days in downtown Ab Sekin just miles from the world famousAtlantic City Boardwalk and exit thirty, eight F of the Garden State Parkwayenjoy year by shopping at major retail chanes like COMDIPO and dollar generaland fine dining at McDonalds and derry. Queen Daisin absiken offers great viewsof APSEKAN Bay, the Atlantic City skyline and everyone's favorite seegoscontinentthe. Breakfast is served Monday through Friday and onside drycleaning is available. Don't forget to ask about our free airport shuttle,leaving ourly special discount rates for senior citizens, Bacheloretteparties and members of the hundred and seventy seven fighter Wing Day's indowntown Abseken treaining. You like a tourius since oneTsand, nine hundred and seventy eight coming up next, an Easter Song, ocoms, O Lke Ateforu Cilden Ohocan, a FO owhat.If the Bon Wasay Evin, a Thollin, an pet them on fir aposurwait. What, if you didn't have a...

...potion, then you would probably drown that wouldn't be good. thisrings RTOEVERYTINTOPENESHERE comesfrom my ten. I think you know what happens next, to shoot him between me happy ie into and now the story of the night beforeEaster money was short times were hard. Here's your fucking Easter card t was the night before yeaster and allthrough the house. Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse that is the whorror house and mom'ssmoking grasp. I do enjoy some grase. We had just settled down for a nicepiece of ass out on the lane. I heard such a clatter. I sprang from my pieceto see what was the matter out on the Wat. I saw a big Dick. I knew in aminute. It was that bunny name Nick. He filled all her baskets withpristoles and beer and a big rubver carrot for my brother, the Queer. HMM,that's right. Car Ana plugs there in style blue through his rabbit hole with athunders fart that son of a bitch blew the entire lawn apart. He cursed and heswir, as he hopped out of sight, piss...

...on Yoll and have one hell of a nighthappy Easter. I'm beauty and I'm the beast tune innext time for another. Great episode of the beauty in the B show see again soon. SHOCOM.

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