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Episode 5 · 2 years ago

Episode 5 - Jobs

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Episode 5 - Jobs


Welcome to the 5th episode of Beauty and the Beast where we talk about Jobs!


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I'm beauty, Hey, I'm beast, and here we are. We are back again, back again, for our fifth episode, if you're keeping track, and today we're going to talk about jobs, employment, or laugh of it exactly. I mean, who isn't in a household these days that has at least one unemployed person? Well, I know currently I'm not. So, hello, I'll take the fifth on that one. Well, you do work. Yeah, I'm not, like totally unemployed, I just don't get paid. Well, now, obviously this isn't our job. No, no, it's just a job. Sometimes exactly, it's I love I love it. It's a I say, and I throw the word out there too. I enjoy doing this because, you know, my job is otherwise pretty boring. Yes, and I enjoy, you know, just letting things rip on the microphone. And I'm hoping to get paid more later in life. Yeah, later in life, get paid. Where you mean that? Hell, heaven, saying. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to heaven, though. You've heard my comedy. There's no way in Hell I'm going to heaven. I thought I had to do was believe in Jesus. Maybe if you were baptized. Oh the baptized thing. Yeah, I totally wasn't Gotcha. I'm just a heathen, just doing a podcast. So anybody out there wants to offer soulis or otherwise baptized beauty, you know, we could use that. We could use an intern with some wd forty we mentioned. Now my chair won't squeak. Now it's all of us. Nope, nothing out that. The chair is totally fired. It came even provide sound effects. Yeah, so I've been working the same place for quite a while. So rewarding enough job, but it isn't very challenging. It's like I have a challenging job. I mean I do with graphics and Web Design, and you know the horrors of Web design. Like somebody is like, Oh yeah, that's great, that's perfect, that's perfect, but let's completely change that around, let's get rid of this and let's change the colors, and now you know what, the layout just doesn't work for me. So let's go ahead with that, like eighty or a hundred hours that you put in and let's crumple it all in a ball paper, throw it away and start fresh. Well, I've get paid for those eighty two hundred hours. I'm like you got it, baby. Exactly. It's like, never work for free. If your shit goes on forever and ever and ever, as long as the checks are clear, and then I don't care if we ever finish it. That is true. It's like I will not take on a graphic design thing or a web design thing without a contract first. Let's get some pay up fraud folks. Exactly. So, speaking of pay up front, we'd love to have a sponsor. So, yes, so, if you like our shell and you like us, please donate to beauty and the beast showcom donate. That's what we're calling it, donating. Please say I can. I have some mole, and if you don't, if you don't like the show, you can donate to exactly, if you would like us not to do this...

...and you can totally donate so that we don't do the show. Oh, that would be great too. Now that's of concept. Now, I don't know that anyone's ever put that out there, that you know, you'd actually pay someone to not put their show on. I mean be happy to do it. It's like overse Strip stripper, you know, instead of them putting taking off their clothes, they be paid to put their clothes back on. Now. I've been in the last room clubs where that probably should have been an option. I agree. They're put it on, lady, put it on. Oh my God, it's like no, the make it go away. Dude. Is that your grandma? It's like, grandma, is that you? I was a web developer one time and I helped to pioneer the porn industry where you could actually come to us and buy different and you could come on us, but you could come to us and you could buy ten different obscene domain names and we would build the sits behind them and fill in a all the banners and you know, at first it was pretty exciting stuff. Then it got to be so lame and pedestrian to have to photoshop the nipples out of another photo because you didn't pay your monthly subscription fee. And I'd have to go get paid at a Strip club down on Admiral Wilson Boulevard, which was very famous for all the Strip clubs it had one time, and there was so many strip clubs you could play spot to hooker on your way home and the girls there will be naked asking me tech tips on their laptop and they gave an actually laptop a whole new meaning, like a laptop dance. A laptop dance. Yeah, they got to be. Look, I can't pay you, but you know you can have a free lap dance. I'm like, well, let me call the mortgage company and ask them if they'll take a free laugh dance for this month's payment, and he go yeah, they do. I'm like, what the hell you talking about, and I look over there, there's my bank or and they're all smiles. So I don't know, maybe maybe we should come up with some new methods of bar or. What do you think? If you had to give blow jobs for something instead of money, that could work. You could work. Mere could work. I mean if people, if you can give them and then take them somewhere else and, you know, hand those blow jobs in. I'm see you if you want any place. And you're like well, how much is that? The guys like, well, that's a thousand blow jobs with a lot of guys might be like well, yeah, maybe I don't need that thing exactly. I mean a thousand blow jobs. That's a lot. Yeah, well, what car would be probably around tenzero. I know, right. Could you imagine that made dicks in your round yeah, like at the same time, even I mean or we would be the same dick over and over again. You'd be me like I don't need this car, I really don't need this. It's like, no, I'm good, I'm gonna I'm good. You keep your blue jobs and I'm just going to keep my legs and walk here. So you know, that's so. Maybe the blow jobs would not be a good sock type of currency. And no, that would now that. No, just know now. I remember one time I got fired from a job. They sent me a facts. They didn't even have the nerve or the balls or whatever to actually tell me I was fired. So they just sent this facts that some and put in my chair and he even put it on my desk. So you know, basically I should up for work, I sit down, I read this stupid fucking facts, I put it on my chair and I sit on it and I proceed to work for the rest of the day. Had No time. Did anyone come and say, Hey, did you read the facts? You're fired. NOPE, nobody. I worked the entire day and it wasn't until the next day I reported for work that they said Hey, did you read the facts? I said what facts, they said, the one in your chair, like there was a facts in my chair. Yeah, the one that fired you. I'm fired, and you know, proceeded from there. So have you ever lost a job out of some stupid way like that? Like they couldn't even fire they sent yeah, facts. Yeah, UM, actually...

...no, but there are certain things I would definitely have been fired for. Like I remember this one time. My is in a rons fair story, though, right now. This is the story. Yeah, where I used to work, I would have after hours kickball games and one time I kick the ball like so hard from the front of the store to the back of the store, but we never heard it land. But then three days later, when I was putting out other items, I found the deflated ball. But then we also eat, you know, we eat like anything that was in the store tit would just like rat it off. That was damage. Oh yeah, ever, yeah, I really you know what it's like. Screw this reading, you know, like things like that. And then this one time my boss, he was actually just chilling and we had those on like Weezel on a ball type things, and he was trying to catch one on fire, but it wouldn't catch on fire. It was like flame retarding and he just kept waiting it over over again until finally he melted like half of it off. And then what we would do is we would just chuck crap up on the roof, because there's a guy that came buy and clean the roof off like, I think, once a month. Say, we was find all these strange things up in there and you on those on the y. That was like, you know, a apple Weazel up there on the ball, just going on. I was just like some of the stuff that we used to do. Yeah, I worked in a Deli once where you weren't allowed to eat, but we did anyway, and generally everyone gained about ten pounds the first month that they worked there. But I had a buddy who would he would knuke a pint of Hogan Dooz and just drink it down. And then I knew a guy who could eat an entire sandwich in three bites. Oh my gosh, yeah, baby, oh my gosh, it's just like. Well, I had a friend growing up. Her friend her name was dawn, and she get literally stuff like three cupcakes in her mouth at once and she also used to swallow quarters to wow, what happened to the quarters later. I have no idea. She's saving enough for college. Probably, wow, you know matter, she's totally messed up on the inside. Yeah, I would say that swallowing enough quarters would do that. Yeah, probably right. And set off the metal detector. They're right, and you need anal cabby, like, what the fuck? You got five bucks up here. At least can loosen it with a carrot. Oh right, AH, last week's episode we talked about a meme that I've seen like a million times and it said, you know, it was in the town and said please stop using carrots as anal plugs. You know. So now I'm like the okay, well, you know what, a carrot could totally get out the change. You know, I would also probably be a good basis for getting is like, I'm sorry, beauty or not allowed to use the carrots as anel plugs and then put them back into the shelf. Oh the OH my gosh. Now if I go into a grocer's yeah, and I be checking the car I see, you know, if in dirt on the Carrot, I'm gonna be like he no, no, thank you. There is that. Oh Yeah, is that from? No, now I want to look at it. Right, because I'd probably get pink eye from a carrot and somebody else's I get sitting the head with a can of carrots. I know right. The characters supposed to be good for uce like not, when you shove them up your ass and then into your eye, that's how you get pink eye. Pink guys out. All the bunny have pink eye and now I don't, and that now I'm looking at bunnies in a whole new way, to even the light ones with the red eyes, the Albino one. You know my I have a person in my life and they actually breed rabbits to sell at Easter and I'm like, I actually want to. She said we didn't, we didn't make a lot of sales at Easter this year for a RABS. I'm like, well, you know, people...

...don't usually eat rabbits for Easter, do they? And she goes eat them their pets and I'm like, Oh my God, I was completely misinformed about this, so I'm sorry if I inferred that people eat your pets and she's like Oh, and I just can't even believe that this day and age that people still want to buy these rabbits. She's making. I've never really ever fallen in love with a pet rabbit. Yeah, I had one years ago, such a cute rabbit. Yeah, I also hate my friend for lying to me saying that it was a dwarf rabbit, because that thing ended up being like, you know, seven feet long and, you know, twenty pounds. But my friend that did have them, I'm shad, a couple of rabbits and the one rabbit had rabbits and its. She I was over one day. I was like, oh my gosh, it's so cute and you know, and she's she just sees two of them and they're like humping and she's like, Oh my God, they're humping like rabbits and she's like, Oh my God, I told we get that now. And then I was I mean that would I want that? I want the one that's some thing his sister. That one's for me. That's the one. Yes, exactly. I mean he's an awesome rabbit. He just he was like ginormous, but he was so cuddly, he was so soft. He was all black and on the bottoms of his feet they were like silver and it. He was just an amazing pet rabbit to have. So I mean, if I could do it again, I would rather have, you know, a bigger like bunny hut or something like that, like an outdoor type thing for the rabbit and, you know, so we can run around more and things like that. Well, if he wasn't even in a cage at all, just running around those it's cute, but you know, they hop and they leave a little pellets everywhere. But I did hear that you can litteral train rabbits. Well, you know, let's get all that, because that's probably a sales feature. Like not only is this thing cute, it's literal training to like give me two of them at least, exactly see. And then more people get rabbits and then, you know, people, let's sell, would have money for their employment. So they find out some diseases the you know, the rabbits have it, then all the rabbits have to be burned in a big pile. I mean not necessarily. I mean if they were good people and actually took care of their animals, like having the vet look at them and everything and make sure that they're up to date on their shots, keeping them away from like other wildlife type thing, then I think it would be you know, a lot more safer and everything. Thing about these pets and Gerbils and Guinea pigs and rabbits is like the kid loves them right up until that time where two think just takes a bite out of them where it's laying on their chest all happy and gay, and then crack it pulls a lot of flesh out of their chest. I've seen this happen, especially with the Guinea pigs, the flighty little things. You know. I seen people like, Oh, I love this little pigggy, it's the sweetest little thing. Wham they get a chunk of their flesh bitten out of them and that's the last thing they want to have to do with that beast. Well, I mean well, if it's a little pig. I mean think about how how much bacon people eat. You know, I don't pigs have a right to bite back. Yeah, if you think about that way, I mean don't think too hard because I don't know what the Hell I'm talking about. But yeah, it's like we eat so much bake it if we they can in front of a pig, that that pig has the right to bite us. Well, speaking of bake and I remember one time that my job was to not only wait on the table but also make the food servant clean up to and I made a lot of bacon, mostly for my Jewish fans. They all had bacon fetishes. I would say the crisper the better. Now, when I went to Europe, I go over there, they don't even cook the Bacon. It's really strange. How how you know that? You take this piece of meat and it doesn't even resemble itself by the end,...

...but it's so damn good. So it's like like pig flavored skin flaps. Totally is was salt with saw mine with extra salt please. I mean I like things rare, but I think that's a little bit too rare. I just don't I don't think I ever want another job where I'm responsible for cooking anyone's meal. No, I mean, I don't have a story like that, but I was a waitress one time, and one time only one day, or one time now, just one time. It wasn't for a long time either. It was actually where we filmed the movie he sees you. I won't say any names or anything, but it was in the town of Smithville, actually, not the historic count of Smithville, just the place smithville. It just that craps like smithville. Yes, so it's like I work there is a waitress. I mean there must have been like a hundred friggin bread's, like if you, if you ask someone, would you like toast with that? Yes, what kind do you have? You know, there's like wait, we raising cinnamon, like there was like a million different kinds. I was like this little place is not more need any. I know, I can't count. We've established that, but yeah, so there's like so many of that. And I was like not like the worst waitress ever, but I mean people felt so bad for me that they would give me a whole bunch of money for tips. Like my friend Kevin, we would rotate and work like certain days and things like that. So we would rotate and he'd be like how much in tips did you make? I'd be like, Oh, about two hundred. He's like what? He's like, I let me like sixty bucks. I'll like yeah, well, they don't feel sorry for you. That's right. People say like Oh, I don't want to work the holidays and be like what are you kidding me? As the best tips, everyone feels sorry for you. I know it's like, oh my gosh. I was like, I know a couple people that work in upscale restaurants in Atlantic city and if it wasn't for their tips, because you know, it's like some places like the war was bill that you'll get is like between like three and six hundred dollars and there's people actually left like really, really good tiffs. And so she even worth like once or twice a week she's like set for the week. You know, it's like amazing. I was like, if I had any skill at all big a waitress, I would totally do that. Well, I know this waitress. We were at in a restaurant and Hershey PA, and it was terrible flooding that weekend. Everything was flooded out, the hotel we were going to stay in, the trade show floor got damage, and this one waitress figured it out. That is, she told everyone her house was damaged by flood water and that her mother was in the hospital as a result of it. To hips would roll in. Well, she laid that story on everyone and she probably made a good thousand dollars because, in addition to the tips they gave her her sob story, they were actually passing a hat a few times during the night and it wasn't until later where her on the phone talking to her mom saying, Oh my God, mom, I sucker and everybody that I knew that what she had done. So use that stuff to your advantage, folks. Exactly, I'm like we I'd be like we hit it big, mom, we hit it big. We hit it big. Goddamn flowers, the best thing that ever happened to me. Exactly. Flood more often. Exactly. It's like perfect, you know, it's like yes, yes, their astranser, like, we need to come up with a flood plan. Yes, we need to get more people's money. Well, the place was packed because there was only a few places open, which is another awesome thing about floods. Yes, and that's awesome. Also, on holidays to if you get like time and a half or whatever, or double pay. You know, it's like those are the best times to work. I don't know why people bitch about that. It's like, dude, your pay is going to be awesome. People Bitch about everything. Why wouldn't they bitch about that?...

Well, I know there's a couple places that have have done away with that, like with holiday pay and stuff like that. It's like either working get paid or you don't. Really just think. Now we have called PTEO and you gotta earn your Pto. So if you're a sorry schmucking, you actually end up either cashing out or otherwise taking a vacation that's too long. You might end up working Christmas Day because you can't take the day off exactly. But you know, I just want to, you know, go on the record staying that any job is good, especially, you know, if you have a roof over your head and you're at least able to support yourself. It's like any job is a good job, whether you know you're leader or anything. I mean, you don't find out it's a bad job for quite a while. You certainly don't through any interview part where they're all in their best behavior and they want to ask you you know, you have any questions about the job, and you're more like whoa no, is the boss an alcoholic fighting chance? You know, what about the that that scandal that you guys had? Or otherwise, how do I get on board with a sexual harassment case? These are the kind of questions you want to ask. You never do. You never find out for months how people really are exactly it's like you can never find out until it's too late and you're unemployed. It's like, well, we did ask him at his interview if there were any other questions and he said No. So scrow up exactly. So it's like now you're on the books. Now is it? When you get fired you can collect unemployment. Well, you got to get fired in it's very strange because you can even eat if you get fired for cause or otherwise. You know you were a bad person, you might not. Yeah, it's also very strict here to in New Jersey. I know, even if you were fired, they can deny you benefits, and you know how much we hate being denied our benefits. I know. It's like we work for them, give them to us. The time I collected unemployment, though, they tried to make me feel like they were like, well, you've bottomed out. I'm like no, I got way, way, way, to more time to go to bottom out. I'm just taking a little money that I apparently I paid you to give me at some point in my life. No, no, this is the end of the road. Yeah, it's like true, that drue that has like give us our money. I could sit on that room there and write a resume. Exactly. It's like right, a resume and we'll get you a job before we even give you the money that you put in. They told me, oh well, you know if you I said I can't do this. They sent me to do courthouse and I had to lift boxes and I told him, you know, I've had three herny operations, I'm not lifting the box. They said, Bingo, you get this ability. Now there's a good, you know, knock in the system right there. I work my whole life for this. That's like all right, now we're getting somewhere and right. But often wonder to all the money that you put into unemployment, like what if you never have to use it? Yeah, where does it go? It goes to pay the people who run in the unemployment office. Now I've been Goo, which is the people who really want you to stay unemployed are the ones who work there. Because if everyone had a job, what would they do? That is true. Just like the animal shelter, if we went adopted all the animals, what the hell would they do? They'd be out of business. Exactly. Let's go try and do it anyway. Yeah, exactly, let's go adopt everyone. Oh my God, I would love to have a kitten farm. They can't have farm, a cat farm. Sorry, kittens and cats all are welcome. That's want to have the pussy farm. I think that's a different thing. I was there. I was here in Las Vegas. I'll be on board for that. It was conveniently located exactly one mile passed to...

...where was illegal to be in Las Vegas, something like that. It was on that Strip, wasn't it? No, it was out in the middle of the desert. So if the things didn't work out, they could murder you and bury you and no one would know, kind of like Atlantic City. Yeah, they'd Strip your car and they'd be no trace of you, and that anyone who actually looked into it would be too embarrassed admit that uncle fregut killed at the pussy farm. Oh, that pussy farm, like the Cat House? Yeah, it now, that cat house. I wouldn't I would not mind taking a trip. They're honestly, yeah, you would be, because the women there the you know, the only appeal to truck drivers. You haven't seen a woman's and then they went three grand for blowjob. You're like, what, are you going to town and get someone at the bar to do for free. Thousand Dollars. Hell, they threezero dollars for I'm in the wrong industry. I was already I'm on there to find a job. Guys trying to back beat out once they see the prices, like Oh, I thought I know I was you for air cut well as your five hundred. Exactly. You probably have to pay just to walk through that door, like legit, like okay, here you go. It's like you're walking. Oh No, those prices are way too high for me. It's like sorry, pal, it's a thousand dollar limit. You Walk through that, there you're already in. Yeah, I was there with Horny guys and even they couldn't believe the prices. It's like, oh my gosh. But they all wanted you know, they were all back page in that day, because that's still existed, and for some reason they all decided that they would give them the people my phone number. So for two weeks after to be gastrip, my phone's ringing with, you know, women who want to come to my hotel room. Wow. Well, I think I've got some quotes on jobs. Actually, I think they're just inspirational quotes. Fired about that exactly? Well, you know, here we go. We're here to put a debt in the universe. Otherwise, why else would we even be here? The dead? That in my head. There's a debt in my head from reading that. Yeah, for any other crap. Yeah, you know, I I was trying to wake my friend up for for work, and the guy next door, so what the hell are you doing? I said, I'm trying to wake my friend up. Here hit me, squareing it with a wooden nunshucking and then when I didn't flinch because of my extra quarter inch thick skull I have, he went to go get his gun. The police came in the Nikotime, and now I have a ten right here. And ever watch those commercials where do you laugh? Then cry? It might be the result of head drama, Nar shit, t're Allas, just fucking life. It is. It's a google commercial at half time. Oh, so crying so much. I don't think you've seen no, I try not to watch that. So, Oh my God. So, Maudlin and the funny part two was as seamless as this was. This guy uploading his life to this robot. Ai. There was still a lot of steps involved that the average person couldn't do so we're like GRANDPA's pretty tech savvy, you know. I know right, his grandma on the Cube, you know, not yourself out the just I's a great job to have to write, being an undertaker. I mean there's just no end to the the job. There's always somebody dying. Yeah, you'll never run out of bodies. How did you run out of bodies in it? And then we're going to get to like technology where you can see Uncle Harry's ghost right there at the grave. I'll talk to you in three dimensions. You know, these these I would love...

...to have a pinball machine and a jukebox and a wet bar and my mausoleum very nice, right, people can come and have a good time. I know, right. I don't have like a disco ball and definitely I'm I'm on board with the pinball machine because it's like one of my favorite things to do. That's better getting cremate and having your ashes putting a litter box. You're like, Oh, spread my ashes on the Atlantic goes, take them to the purities. Like no, we're putting them in the litter box. Yay, you know he's going down that way. Yeah, there, we're hard searing home here there. You know, we have some neighbors that we don't like. So we're going to make a cake. We're going to put some ashes so that that they could be possessed later. And so some people are like, well, we want to smoke those, smoke the ashes. How Ashes Hell do you smoke ashes? Like you figure that out. I know right. Everybody's got a bomb for something. My buddies idea is that they're going to put you into a fireworks and take you go out in the crew who's and then shoot uncle Harry's remains out over the ocean and a fireworks display. My favorite are saying, you know these pods that are trees and then you get like buried. It's like, do you want haunted forest? Because that's how you get haunted farts. Everybody's like yeah, put me down for to he know, Look what right, twenty years later the tree's grown down in the backyard and it's like, Merry Man, I've married me. You put me over the show. I know what the hell. I don't like this kind of tree. If you were a tree, what kind would you be? Not One in the haunted far is exactly it's like, who thinks of these things. You know, people want to separates from our money. I know it's like here, here you go, they will put you into tree. Now, that's a Hundredzeros just for that. Now have you planted somewhere? That's an extra hundredzero dollar. Now that's the job. I would love you see you finally found a job. Duty would love. She would love to be an undertaker. One's looking for interns and she'd have that good style to you know, I can remember going to a job fair ones and you were allowed to go and talk to all the people who were working, you know, and had their own businesses, and no one was talking to the undertaker. This guy had a threezero suit on diamond rings. I'm like, this is the guy exactly. It's like the yeah, it's like why wouldn't you talk to him? I'd be like yeah, so what's your secret? Do you have an in here? You know? Are you hiring? talked very softly and slowly and said the most important part was being able to be there for the berieved. We're like yeah, baby, I thought you were gonna say the Burrito, the burritos. That's later make him body Burritos in the backyard and you got to figure look how far as come. This guy's driving a cadillac, wearing diamond rings, wearing three thousand dollar suits, and basically, you stuck somebody's body in a hole in the ground and they used to just do that. Then they said, loo, let's say good, we we need to make some money. Let's let's put them in a box. Yeah, okay, that box. Let's let's let's line that with silk. Yeah, give him a pillow, because we went grandpa to be comfortable. What else can we think of? I don't know, but let's put it meet and make jacket, you know, keep the body worried, marble slab with his name carbon and it sounds like a good all right, all right, now we're going to Venice. All right, we're going to take this on tour and we're going to get a sticker for every place that we've been at. Right. So, GRANDPA's gone on tour. This is like a million dollar tour. He'll be back at the MAZLE Liam about six years. It's like keep the funds are rolling. It's one of the...

...most fun jobs I ever had. was worked at the zoo and Philadelphia. I was an exhibit manager there and the saddest part of that was watching one of the elephants goats scenile and he was he was started to lob rocks about as biggest softballs at passers by, like I'm coral, he think, you know, even though that's you know, they try to set up a landscape remind him of home. It's still only a thousand square feet. Wow, wow, I was gonna say not my funnest job, but my most possessed job. I used to work for pay less. It's no longer in business, but quite a few of the pay less has had ghosts in them and my old boss did not know that. This one on the Cardiff circle had a ghost in it, and that was actually a manager that used to work there. She had sent the help home because she was just, you know, cleaning up or whatever, counting down the right just her. She had a heart attack and died in the back room. Well, anytime somebody would work there and try to clean it up, if you went around the corner and look right around, all the shoes and stuff would be messed up again and there were always be a purse on the floor because that's the way it looked the day that she died. Now my old boss Jim, who is scared as hell of ghosts and had no idea that there was one in this store that was this powerful. He was up front, you know, taking care of customers or whatever they left. He hears this noise. He goes in the back room and all the sales tags are all over the floor and they're like no, there's no one else in there, and he looks back and then all the purses just started following one by one off the racks. He calls me, he's like what the Hell's going on here and I was like you didn't know there was a ghost there? I was like her name's Patty, she was one of the managers. She died. He's like he could have warn me before I came here. I was patty want to make a mess of the store. I don't know, it was crazy. I don't know. That's just the way it was when she died there. It was pretty heart Atta can fall the shoot his play or something. And now I'm that's store. It was never really like clean clean, so I'm guessing it's just like yes, tired Nancy. It was just the way it was. And then you leave the store in this condition, even if you're in not even here now. I'm not sure about what went on at the Rio Grand One, but I do know that there was a ghost in that one and I know for sure there was a little boy ghosts in the one in summer's point. We actually did some research on this one. One of the glass pains was was way newer than the other ones. What happened was a car had jumped the curb and went right through there and actually the the boys body, went through there and he died there, and so his ghosts would appear from time to time and sometimes we had these rolling carts that we had the shoes on, and sometimes you see the rolling carts just move on the road and once in a while you'd be able to catch his reflection in the glass. And there you have it. That's why I pay last went out of business. Too many girls in haunted. What does that kid hanging around for? Give me a break, I have no idea. It's like it's like the crazy playground I'm like, and I know there were quite a quite a few other bay lessons were possessed. That's all I have to say. Because mom made him wear Bobos all the time. Oh, come on, they weren't that bad. I mean, I actually still have a couple of pairs of what the whole are? They called rug it out backs, rugget out backs, and my snow boots for the winner. I've had like little literally for decades and they've held up better than anything else I've had. They're so damn good. Wives pay less out of business. I don't know, like our shoes are great, but everything else we do sucks, because they went over and they started selling air walks and champions and things like that and they said goodbye to their own brand and they let all these other name brands in. I remember are Walko to us a lot of money to we did...

...some of their first web development for them and they would let us work for months and then tell us they couldn't pay us. Wow. One of the jobs I had working for fortune five hundred was editing out ray lanes. Oh, I shouldn't say his name. A certain person who work for a certain company would do a lot of cocaine and it was my job to edit the video so you never saw him doing his tails, you know, suching his nose, sniffing SNURF and this guy would go six eight hours at these things. That was a lot of sniffing and snurfing, but I was worth every penny. I bet you were. All right. I've got another blame quote here. You know what exercises to the body, employment is to the mind and morals. God give me a break. I mean, who writes these things? Women of the mind important? Yeah, really, this employ I don't have a job, but I've been thinking about it. Well, there you go, you're good exactly. If you can think it, it's already the roles. Yeah, what the Hell? When you're working at the at the peep shows, cleaning up the JISM and you're like this is fucked. I went and got an NBA so I could do this, that's not good for your mind or your moral note that it's still a job and it's still employment. Wow, if you think of it that way, I can I get at least minimum ways. Like, well, no, but you get free dildos and bud plugs and you're like, I know, I mean talk about the sticky situation, but bump, it's my job to clean that up. Miss Yep, Ye, can't come home. I'm stuck in Jazz. Sorry, and it goes another pair of boots. Wish payless was still around. It's like, you wore those boots. We told you not to. Told you you'd get something on your shoe. Man, imagine walking out with Jizz on your shins. Why didn't? Being the one guy at the porn shop who's actually helpful, you know, I said, of just standing behind the counter looking at a magazine's like, Oh, Hey, well, it was a porn shop. Well, can I do for you today? We've got a special on vibrators. That's right, Jack Rabbits by to get free barries. Like, why do I need two of them? Just like I've met your Old Lady. Yeah, I've been known to kill a couple of them myself. So, yeah, YOU'RE gonna want to go up on that offer. It's like, oh, we have a punch card for frequent buyers. Oh, what's that on the card? Never mind, it's laminated. It comes right off. His job is to clean it. Come here, Harry and clean this guy's frequent fire card. Yeah, man, well, no, I have to. Well, you wore your boots. That's how the game rolls. Yeah, that's a job I never had. Never worked in a porn store. I actually did a website for porn store before. Yes, one. I wouldn't know half of these things. Like I wouldn't know what the hell flesh light is if I didn't get to see the pictures and, you know, read the description and I'm like wow, you can really fuck a flash Lee. fucking that flashlight. Am That's awesome, guy. Na, that's great. It disguises as a, you know, Flash Lee. It looks like, you know, looks like you're not into that, but you are the new ones. You can plug your MP three player and it'll hum your favorite tune at the same time. That would be perfect. Nothing like vibrating lips on a flashlight. Nothing's perfect, you know that? Yeah, true. It's like eventually the flashlights going to need batteries and you're going to have to feel depressed about it. and well, I mean if it vibrates, that don't need batteries, but if it's just the flashlight, it doesn't need batteries. So that's you can have like a dozen any like I go out with a different chick every night, different flesh light, different flesh light. Oh yeah, I mean, but some of these dildos...

...are insane. Have you ever seen some of those are like like yeah, like you buildree foot around side for a woman's sex shop and I had to weigh those things. It's like this wasn't for a woman's sex shop that I was doing. It was actually for leather central in Rohobeth beach. Yes, they have amazing toys. They're like I'm like, yes, like sploosh, but I mean some of them they're like double sided. They're like almost like a foot deeper whatever foot you know, and let like all, my Gosh, the Suction Cup funny and so it doesn't come off the wall. That's my favorite thing is seeing people take selfies with older still attached to the walls or the mirrors or the counters wherever they have them. That's like, oh my gosh, we're talking about that last time. Getting charged for Selfie. Now, love, you took a Selfie in your vibrator, wasn't the picture? Well, you'd have to pay. You'd have to pay too, double because of you, you and your significant other. Very Nice, very nice. Well, I think we've just about tapped out on employment here, tapping out unemployment. I'm beauty. This is the beast. Wedding doesn't.

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