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Episode 4 · 2 years ago

Episode 4 - Valentine's Day

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Episode 4 - Valentine's Day


Welcome to the 4th episode of Beauty and the Beast where we talk about Valentines Day!


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This week's episode was delayed in time as Beauty was sexting with her girlfriend in another state. Talk about bringing a new meaning to hump day!

I'm beauty, hey the beast, and we're here to talk about Valentine's Day. Yes, this is episode number four, if you're counting, and there's a four in fourteen, and that is Valentine's Day. What a coincidence. Whom I love when those things happen. I know ray it's like we plan this or something. Actually, we didn't plan it. We never plan it. We didn't plan it because we're people. Were on the same planet at least, and that's a start. Exactly, exactly. Now, you have any memor or you know? You Know Valentine's Day. That just stuck out in your head and you'll never forget. Yes, actually, it was last Valentine's Day. That's yeah, yeah, that's actually when Mike proposed to me. So that's when we got engaged. Oh my God, now the the onus on that holiday. You did it on Valentine's Day. Now every Valentine Day. How will it compare? Well, that was just the engagement. I mean our wedding's going to be on Halloween. So yeah, Valentine's Day is just Valentine's Day. Otherwise it's just Valentine's Day. So that was a most memorable Valentine's Day for me. I remember one that I was actually hired to do a punch and judy show at the top of a bar, so all the drunk patrons came in and my why fiance at the time dedicated to show to her, and there was a big explosion during the act where we set off a little too much gunpowder, which we could do back in the day, and chunks of the prop flew all over, pelting the audience and nearly impaling my why wife and taking her eye out. So will never forget how much shit I took for that Valentine's Day for basically almost murdering the people at the bar with my stupid puppet show. Wow, that's definitely rememberable. I mean mine was like okay, here you go, Christine, this is for you. Here you go, what one me and all that good stuff. Yeah, it was great. Actually happened by the closet downstairs. Oh, he came out of the closet to proposed here. Actually, I was the one in the closet. Oh well, well, now that we've established that. So what else is really special about Valencine's days? The sheer volume of crap that people buy, odd things like too many stuffed animals, too many flowers that are going to die in any day now and, you know, too much chocolate that is sometimes not even that good. That I definitely have to agree with you on. I mean, yes, the flowers, they die, but they are beautiful and most of the time they are picked out from the heart. You know, it's like the stuffed animals are great, but I'm not like one of those people, like I don't have like a million of them. You know, I'd rather have like cosplay stuff or captain America stuff, but that's just me. Well, used to give so many stuffed animals to our kids that I basically have like two ten gallon trash...

...cans full of them because of the sentimental value. So you know, folks, that stuff piles up. And we are here in beauties office, which doubles as a Tin Museum. So even though you might have a lot of stuffed animals, she's definitely got a lot of stuff. Yes, that is true. I'm hoping to make this more of the podcast cave, you know, coming up, like podcast. Yeah, the podcast key. You know, we're will actually have the Monitor on the wall and that will read the beauty and the beast show, you know, and just, you know, just make it more professional. Well, we certainly can do just about anything to make this more professional. It's not going to take that much exactly. I was thinking about it earlier. If you've tuned into all of our episodes, you must be deaf. I mean that's the only way that you can definitely get these podcast. Songs for the deaf. Are Making Fun of deaf people now that they've heard our show. I mean, how does that work exactly? I'm not sure, but you know, the transcription would definitely read blank. We would probably get more listeners that way. We always say the best way to listen to our show is to play it backwards and turn to sound completely off exactly. Now, as far as Valentine stay goes, one of the things I find so funny is that the symbol of it is a little baby flying around shooting people in the ass with a bone arrow. Oh cupid, little cutidy, so cute. You just want to smack them just a few times. That's all. Now, you know, the big thing in terms of babies lately is this freaking baby Yoda. Oh my gosh, baby YODA everywhere, baby Yoda in my art room. Would you can't see, but yes, I sell baby you to prints baby Yoda. Oh my God. Yeah, you know, one thing I notice as people using baby Yoda to make up the stupid memes. That's let's call them, and a couple people I know, that's all they seem to post lately, our baby Yoda memes. And so I posted, I made up a fake meme and it said that, statistically, ninety eight percent of the users on social media who posted baby Yoda memes had actual babies three months later. Wow, could they imagine that? Like, oh my gosh, like here's baby out a honey. We need to make a baby out of right away. We need a baby Yoda. It'll probably look more like you than me if it's a baby Yoda. But you know, they didn't fall. You know a lot of people fell for it, that their baby Yoda memes did go down considerably. Other people knew I was making up fake news, which I like to do, faith news. I mean, that's what this country runs on, isn't it? I mean it definitely runs into that. I mean it's like first as baby you and then, you know, we have an orange president, like, what's up with that? Well, he's been orange for a longer time than baby Yoda has been around. That's for sure. That's sure, that's true. I mean, I can't really even tell. I know baby you too isn't real, but then again, is our president real? He's a real puppet. That is quite true then. But I mean this whole Valentine's the thing. There's probably everything plastered with baby yod on it right. It's got to sell right off the shelves right, like Split Crotch panties with baby Yoda on them. I see the tagline for that one. And Green vibrators with baby yode on him. Use The forest, tiny, use the force. This is like husbands don't listen to their wise you know he call. You get the call, like you know, don't forget to bring home the toys, and you're like Oho, baby, and you rush out there to the adult books store and you bring home quite a selection and it turns out it's billy's six year old birthday party and those were the wrong toys. But Billy's now got the most Rad Light Saber in the whole neighborhood and...

...on top of it it vibrates. And then the next time she says bring home to toys. He goes and gets the star wars stuff and no, it's Valentine's Day. I met the other toys. Bro Your Lightsaber, I'll be right back, like I'm here, billy or bobby or whatever your name is. I'm great. I can't remember my kid's own name, but you know, I'd be like, Mama needs a toy. Mother, sounds like you have three kids. Just I know right. It's like billy, bobby, billy, bobby, Joe. Yeah, you would to go to come here. My Grandmother's to have a bracelet with everyone's name on and she would actually go through it and go through the little towns and go, oh, yes, but she also named everyone mark in the family, which made it a lot easier. She just shout out mark and somebody was bound to answer, or whether it was my grandfather, my father or me, and now my son, because I have no imagination either. So your family is like a giant game of like whackamles. We're all marks for all marks and all these heads just pop up now named after the God of war, and wonder why we butt heads. It's like wow, it's like I hope you don't butt heads on Valentine's Day now downtimes. They such a special day, isn't it? It is it is. I mean people that are in love, that's great, and everyone else like crast does it makes you feel like crap. I mean, I say, just true, Valentine's Day like you would treat any other day. Well, isn't every Goddamn Day Valentine's Day or Christmas already? I mean it maybe once upon a time you wait until Valentine's Day to tell someone how you fell, to do something special. Now you got to do that every freaking day as like. It seems to me sometimes the holiday should be the day you cannot do the thing. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, I guess you didn't need a break from it. Isn't it Christmas every day, don't we needn't wait for anything, we just get it. And it's even we give ourselves Christmas gifts leading up to the holiday. It's not even Christmaship. Look what I got myself for Christmas. We do exactly. It's like every day you go out and you buy something and you're like, Whoa, this is like the best thing on earth. It's like, I can't wait until Christmas. And that's like, bytime Christmas comes, you have like three hungred and some odd gifts that you've already bought yourself. Yeah, sounds like what's the point anymore? Half of them end up in a garage sale. That you have exactly. Or if you're like me, I do need a lot of stuff. Well, I donate a lot of stuff too, and also try to sell as much of it as I can. But you know, the funniest thing when you donate stuff is walking around town and then seeing almost people wearing your clothes. That is very true if you've ever given away something that you didn't mean to give away and then you saw on somebody else in your like damn, that was my favorite sweater, or damn, that was my favorite jagget. It's what was the n stains on it. I know it's like, but you still want it back though. Yeah, I think for Valentine's daymage, something I can do for homeless people's give them cell phones that don't work but they don't care anyway and they can just pretend that they're talking to somebody instead of just, you know, shouting incoherently into the air. Oh my gosh, that's like one of the worst part actually with homeless people and they have all these things on on the news. If you're homeless, you know text, Blah Blah Blah to find the near shelter, but these people don't have TV's or cell phones, so it's like how are they going to find the near shelter? And you know, it's like that scares me the most, especially in freezing temperatures, you know, which we've been known here to have the sure and it's like okay, like how do they know? You know, most my homeless people I've met know that the hospital is a homeless shelter. He can get a nice, good rest. To give you an exam they can't kick you out, basically. So you know, if you've especially if you've ever been Atlantic City, he are at two or three am. You might want to rethink that. Wait until the morning. That is that is very true. That is exactly. There's like certain times to go in certain times you...

...know not too because they're like so backed up. But Anyway, it is a nice, warm place. Have you ever had a particularly bad Valentine's Day? Um, probably a couple with Mike that he totally forgot what day it was and I was like Mike, so where are we going today? And he's like, anywhere you want, and it's like, honey, it's Valentine's Day. It's like, Oh shit, it is. It's like yeah, but I mean, nothing too horrible. I mean, he's always made up for it. That's one great sis, didn't we just talked about every day being Valentine's Day anyway. So you know, he probably gave you tink you out to dinner two hundred other times, but since he didn't make it that day, he's in the dog house. Well, I wouldn't say the dog house, but it I mean it is actually nice to actually plan something and not like hey, you want to jump in the car and go to Taco Bell? TACO Bell, no, I don't want to go to Taco Bell and no, we're good. Let's not leave that for you know, that's like Valentines day after massacre. I'd like to go to McDonald's and and walk up to the counter go hey, you got any happy meals? Like yeah, I'm like, Oh, could I have the toy just the toyster? Yes, that's all. I'll eat here. It's the only plastic I I'll consume, especially if it's a star wars toy, W star wars, or definitely for me, like transformers. So it's like gotta have it, a transformers toy. Yes, that one's for you, cousin John. I know you still collect. Oh Man, well, this should be a whole adult line of them that they turn into sex toys. There we always a sex toys. That would very as that would be a phenomenal Valentine's Day gift, just going to McDonald's and get like a sex toy. There you go. Now that would be a happy meal, a happy ending meal. Maybe, maybe they could do that after midnight so you know, you couldn't offend any kids, because if they're still up after midnight either, one of those little suckers doing still awake anyway. Yeah, exactly. So it's like there you go, you know, walk in, it's midnight, I'm here from my happy meal toy, and they just give it to you. Yeah, and they give you some of that McDonald's grease to go with it. Gotta have some Lup right there. Yeah, McDonald's Grease Lou now, the other night my buddies like getting the car, getting the cars quarter to nine, and I'm like, I don't know, what the Hell's happening here? What's so special about quarter of the nine? Turns out popeyes closed that nine and he needed to get his chicken sandwich. Apparently he's become addicted to these popeyes chicken sandwiches and he had to bring me along for the ride, because you try to get me addicted to now, I won, but I gotta tell you I'm clean, baby. I am not addicted to them, not like he is, and that with a funny thing to he's just going on and on about all the virtues of this stupid fast food. They like the Patti is thicker than the chickfulas and the pickles to and they make it on a Brio spun. I don't even know what a Brio spunt is, but I want one, he says right now. I don't know whether I'm hungry or horning after that. Well, they are extra thick slices, extra thick, extra thick where it sad there, you know, turn this endil Pope eyes commercial. I thought you killed down. I got kicked out of the drive through once because we were stoned, which we often were, before we went to the drive through and we would go to splace like McDonald's weed out order everything with extra jizz sauce, extra ches sauce. Very Nice, very classy. That's right. We actually were getting banned from drive throughs in the area. Like even if we switch cars, they somehow recognize this from our voice. I guess you can switch your car, but you can't switch your voice. Yeah, and, like you, the guy's order was someone that juice sauce. Get Out of here. It's like nothing says loving like extra Jes sauce.

Well, I used to be a leat two of those whoppers, you know, and I can't even, I don't know, I can't even eat one of their regular cheeseburgers. Is Fine by me, and that's in a case of emergency, exactly. Yeah, no, no, no, thank you. I can without a Cheeseburg or no problem. But how do they do it? For like a buck? I know, that's amazing. It's definitely not real meat. It's kind of a clam. Me Make Itsy for that fifty one met now, which is that this new stuff. They've got mystery meat, this impossible whopper. WHO's going to eat one of those? I heard that's like like double the hormones and double like the everything, and then it's like you're ingesting that. And then also, what was the impossible burger? Okay, say a Vegan, when you try a burger, how can they compare that to a regular burger if they've never had a burger? That's right, it doesn't re sense. It's apples to apples. Where's the Burgers? Murder Burger is me. I don't think there is a substitution. Like, I'd like some man boots with that Burger, please. Yes, double the hormones. There you go. Is that come with jizz sauce? Yes, sir, if that's the way you like it, I'll take mine with extra ju sauce. That's right, just squired it right here. Oh wait, never mind, that was at Arby's. Used to have have that. You know, you would squirt on all your condiments. After my buddy one time stole all the condiments and, on the way home from work, was squirting him out the back of his car on people. That's perfect. I think we started drinking way too early that day. Yeah, probably have we? We're if you get drunk and it's still daylight out, it's definitely too early. Yeah, as so you know. As far as food goes. That's a one thing that people try to do on Valent Signe's days go out for a special meal, which I mean like every meal that you have a special, especially if you're having meal. I'm at. This is turned into like a homeless show, the homely show. Literally, let me, they're not listening. People take look so much things for granted. So if you can have even a special meal at home, that's great. Oh, what do you mean? We're being thankful. We're being thankful. I mean it's like the Thanksgiving version day of Valentines. I have a I have somebody on facebook every day tells me. You know, they write their gratitudes. Sometimes they really got a stretch it, but you know, they always managed to come up with ten or twelve a day. I'm happy to come up with one, and it's usually that I got out of bed again, exactly. It's like I'm grateful that I'm alive and breathing. That's that pretty much sums everything off. Yeah, you know, I think that you should, if you really want to live life to the fullest, get an apartment across from a cemetery. That'll remind you every single day that you definitely be grateful for for being on top of the soil and not under the soil. They might be even cheap right. I don't know. Yeah, that's true, because you got to put up with the zombies at three am and all that Shit. Pick who's sacrifices. Here's the entity's. You know, it's like it's my kind of place. I mean my friend Brent all ready owns a hearse, so you know we're like totally good. I know some guys you own herses and I know a guy who actually had one and he owned a haunted house, a walk through a top attraction down in Virginia beach and when it was really great, but the scariest part of it was how badly lit it was and you had to go downstairs in the dark, and that's pretty freaking scary people. Oh my God, even at the asylum they turned on the lights. Even nothing jumps out out of here. You're like, Oh my God, how many steps that I go down? I know it's like, am I going in Hell? What's coming on here? You going left, right, left, right. So they left, right, left,...

...right, little crap. Where aren't my hammer? Yes, so that if you ever want to throw someone, just turn the lights ond on him when they're going down the stairs. Oh that would that would kill me. One time my brother found the switch that turned the escalators on and off behind the strategical position, behind the Ashtray, because at the time you could still smoke in the store and when he pushed that button, no, boy, that was a lot of fun. More people fell down that fell up, but we ran like how? So we don't really know the ramifications of what we what we accomplish that day. And lovely hid junks before they had cameras and all that fun total for cameras. I am so glad that I grew up back then. Yeah, so much easy to shop lift back that. It so like crazy. I remember shop lifted one time with my friend and he was like come on, buddy, we're going to get something really special today, and we ended up shoving big sticks of Pepperoni down our pants and I'm like, I don't know why you're so into this pepperoni and it really doesn't cost that much. I do have the money. He goes all know, it tastes twice as good when you steal it. And yeah, we got busted. Nothing like cracksweat Pepperoni they're like what are these two kids order and pepperoni sticks and then shoving them down their pants, like, basically, the Guy Watch this do. It is like hey, baby, check me out. And we were so young, though, he cut us a break. He's like what are you guys? Ten, like he's eleven, still in Pepperoni, still knows pepperoni sticks. You gotta love this. I mean at least you weren't, you know, going after the small, Slim Jim's. I mean you made it, you know, definite. I think guys should give their their significant others and women to you know, you get more of these surveillance devices in the house, these echoes and the Lexas. These are awesome. I mean doesn't it? Doesn't the government have enough on our cell phones, our cell phone or television, the ATM, the Towbooth, just everything, like I can guarantee later tonight just rolling through facebook. They's going to be like a Pepperoni at there's going to be, you know, as on ever pop it up, I might. I don't need that, because they're turn into sex toys. Yeah, that would be amazing. So all these things will start popping up on our feets just because we talked about them exactly, and then when it does, I'm totally screenshotting it and shoving it on to our website. Yeah, and then, you know, I think the phones are starting to talk to each other as they're passing in proximity to each other. This is why you'll see on social a friend suggestion of a person you haven't seen for a year, but you recently saw them and your phones got back in touch with each other exactly just by passing. It's like here's our day to shared. Here you go. Yeah, the best part is like Alexa, when guys are saying, Alexa, what's the best way to drown my wife, and they're like Boop, boo, boo, boop, some crazy shit. I'm like, turn that Alex on, let's ask the best way to build a nuke in our backyard. Hey, let me try something real quick. I don't know if this is going to pick up or not. Like, Hey, Sirie, what's the best way to laugh? Okay, never mind, Hey Sirie, what's the best way to drown your wife? It sounds like talking with someone might help. Ha Ha. There you go, and at any minute now someone's going to be knocking at the door. I know exactly you need to talk to someone right now. I prevention hotline's already here on the reds and they share. We're sending someone over down I have a short conversation with you. It's like, but we're just doing a podcast, said podcast. It's not like it's a murder podcast.

We don't even know what that is. That's like perfect. So, not to be topical, but there was a commercial for Google that was aired during the Super Bowl and it actually caused a lot of people to break down and cry because it was a story about a man who lost his wife and he was telling Google all their favorite things they did and all their favorite memories and he apparently had uploaded all their photos and now Google was going to help him remember his wife forever and ever. Amen. That actually made people cry and I told everyone who cried that Google knew they cried was going to get back to them with more poigny commercials. You know that basically are obscuring the fact that Google wants to take over the world. Yeah, pretty much. It's like, if you've seen that commercial, do not get that's for someone for Valentine's Day that had lost the loved one. That is just like super, Super Sad. It kind of reminds me of this one episode of Black Mirror and this wait, this husband and wife. They were together and they were moving into a new house and he had went to go return the rental car and he passed away and his wife was like totally upset and everything played by Haley at well, by the way, and where was I going? I wasn't going anywhere. Here we go, okay. So, so she was really sad and her friend recommended that she called this one place and well, what they did was they took all the data from the Internet and all his pictures and everything, and they were able to put it into a computer to where she can chat with him like he was really there and he would say things and phrases that he would say, until I got like tortually outrageous where she just went ahead and did like the ultimate thing where they sent her a guy and like she put him in the Bathtub and she put the certain chemical stuff in and he came to life and he was programmed with all the things that he would say and exactly how he looked. As if there's something that need to be modified, like a mole or something, it would pop like right up instantly. I mean it was great, but it was like totally freaky at the same time, and I think that's what it's coming to. I mean I wouldn't be able to like do that, like, say, if something happened to Mike, I would never be able to, you know, get him in robot form and think that that was really him. Oh but my cat, I might be able to just the pet cemetery. Fine show. Wow, that's a depressing kind of show. I mean the future and that show is bleak, baby, and you need to have some cash, like, you know, synthetic robots that come to life in your tub. Don't go cheap. No, definitely not. It was actually a beautifully set, shallow and everything. They did have amazing technology. Like there's this like the cell phones were like actually like double sided. It looks like a double sided screen and I think Hayley at will play like a designer or something, or an artist in it. So like how we would have like the pen tablets and everything like that hooked up, it was like actually like a giant screen and it was just amazing. I was like wow, I was like is this real or is this like just something green screen? But actually it turns out it is something real, just definitely not in the United States. There you got that's the other part. They keeping their best technology for themselves overseas. They do, I think, probably Ireland, I want to say, has the best technology. I'm I'm not really sure. I think this was set in Ireland, but if that's where these devices were from, they are awesome. Well, I think that the Black Mirror shows a lot of kinds of technology. For example, I think that some day you might walk around with glasses on that make the world look beautiful and lead does...

...less you pay your bill or not. You see more and more of reality seeping in, especially yourself, and a lot of people their social persona. You know it's not the same as who they really are, but, God love them, they all post twelve self he's to day. I want to have to start paying for that. I now imagine being imagine having to pay for a Selfie Day. It's like I would be screwed. Actually, now I wouldn't. My boobs would be screwed, because I think the best pictures with those. So, speaking of boobs growing, it is going to be Valentine's Day soon, it is. Yeah, and we all love a good boops growing. I mean, who doesn't, right? I mean, boobs are just great in general. I mean they're soft, they're fluffy. I mean sometimes I can't wear like the next shirts because I can't get stuffed done during the day because I just look at them and I'm like, Damn it, these are nice. Well, I don't know. You See, I don't know how much we're allowed to enjoy them anymore. Men, how much are you allowed to enjoy them anymore? You know, you got cheerleaders, you've got your Jlo's and your Shakiras, but you know, it's all about the empowerment and look away, look away. So who's it for anymore? I don't even know. I know it's like it's like, are you looking at my boot? Day? I'm looking at your boots. I'm looking at my boots. Well, there they are. You know, like, what display, people are going to look. You know, it's kind of like art. You know, they just there at line. We've spent you know, empowering women and so they can walk around and or underwear. I just don't get it. I know it's like more and more. You know, there you go. You know, Happy Valentine's Day, and those yoga pants. Come on, ladies, those are hot. I know you're come from your bull in, but you know you match those up with those riding boots. That's hot stuff. Yeah, it is it, and I can't stop looking at that as so, you know, go to your hr person, because I told you you have a nice ass and those and you know you do. I'm not making this stuff up now here, not exactly. It's like, there you goes like I'm wanting to display my body just to get everybody that work with in trouble. That could be the the reason behind it. That's what makes me so upset, because if I walk around and yog the pants, I'm going to get in trouble just for wearing those yoga pants. It's like, what are you? A Ballerina? Get Out of here. Then it looks like you're smuggling pepperoni. I was smuggling Pepperoni, but that was a long time ago. You pepperoni smuggler. I can afford pepperoni now. I could actually afford it then too. Oh the fun times with Pepperoni, that's right, and other foods. That injure. Yeah, it's like walking down the garden vegetable aisle and thinking, you know, that's hot. It's coming home with me tonight, you know, like Happy Valentine's Day. Actually, I worked in a hotel was and a guy got fired because he was the general manager and he was always calling down a room service to bring the largest cucumber in the kitchen and it'd be like, Oh, you've like a cucumber salad, and he'd be like yeah, no, just send the cucumber. It's like, I've got plans for that baby. I mean, I've heard about you stuff like getting vegetables in you, but is that really the right way to get them in you? That's right. Is it had some different kind of roughage? Exactly? Like I was actually thinking about the other day, and this is part of my new comedy coming out. It's just stand up. It's the regular stuff, you know. So there's a meme going online. It said, you know, stop using carrots as anal plugs, and I'm like there's got to be a town that just like went nuts shoving carrots up their ass, and I'm like, of all ways to get vegetables in you, I don't think that's the right route to do it. Yeah, like the doctor's in the EERRE like. Well, awesome...

Tis got with a carrot of his ASS. Exactly. Guys, if there's not like a pool cord or like a ring on the end of it, stop shoving it up your ass. We need it. We need to make a public service announcement. Yeah, called stops shoving shit up your ass. Well, I guess some people just can't. I know they're just like you. Now I see that wine bottle there and I just got to insert that son of a bitch. It's like some people have their head up their ass, other people have a carrot. I mean character. Great for your eyesight, but I mean your third eye sight. There's some freaking Ajer who wants to eat the carrot after you used it, probably. Yeah, nothing like you know, anal carrots to flight. We doing that car now? Can I buy it? Can I have your Anal Carrot? and M sounds juicy to me. Bugs, bunnies, like grolling over in his grave. I know he's a cartoon character. So you're doing what was carrots. Are you kidding me? I would give anything to eat a carry little lunch of a carrot. Up My ass. But you know, stay tuned after this episode because I've got a couple of Valentine S Day songs that I'm going to throw in there and they actually entitled Cupid, the Flying Fatst baby, and there's a love version and there's a hate version, and I know my friend Melissa was the hate version because she made me number one on the charts one time just by listening to it over and over again. Well, if you're out there, you can listen again and put us some number one on the charts. I don't know what fucking chart it is, but you make it number one and she loved it. She loved the hate version. That just sums up a lot of shit. Resident. Yes, it's great, you know, it's Oh, you do like I love Hete you know, keep it that fun fatast beat. Yeah, yeah, he's got to get some hat. I think facebook should just make a hate book and get it over with already. True, that very true, you know, and I also think is some days going to be like citizen, you have an updated your status in the past twenty minutes. You were required to publish the Selfie. That'll be fifty cents, exactly fifty cents. For selfie. Wow, what do you think the limit is for selfies? I mean, how many is too many if you've posted them out over the course of a day? Six hundred and ten? Yeah, I think six or more. Six or more more. You gotta have to get some help. Yeah, that's too much. You know, facebook supposed to be like a highlight reel, like I'm putting that in quotations. You can't see that, but you know, a highlight real, not like look at me here, I am no, that's an instagram. Damn, there's so many things and sluts and now apparently ticktock is making a lot of people upset because they're finding out the stuff that they're teenagers are posting on it is rather risk Ay. Well, why not, you know, and like that's what it's for. Well, yeah, it's like all these things. You see some people being like, you know, they have got narcotics, anonymous, good alcoholics and honest, and when we have social media anonymous like that, they come to the you know, I'm going and I have a problem with social media. Post twelve selfies a day and I'm not happy unless I binge watch at least twelve episodes of game of thrones. I know right. I'm like I feel like I'm constantly like on it, but the same time it's like that's how I find like all my like theater gigs and voiceover stuff. So I'm like it for me, I feel like I don't want to miss out on an opportunity, but I know the other people that looks like I'm insane. I just I could tie these people who post in Sendi arey means, but don't have the balls to actually type the shit in the meme, like I always tell them. Like you know, I would have a lot more respect for you, whatever amount of respect you want, if you actually type that sentiment in rather than forward it from...

...some you know, unknown source that is possibly from Russia or otherwise. Nobody ever hits that Info, but neither to see where the trash is that there are circulating. But really, if you're going to post a meme that's going to divide people, whether it's DEM's or versus Republicans are Catholics, you must say something that about Muslims, type the damn shit in yourself. Okay, that would make it just so much. It's like a lot of people probably wouldn't post on mean then I don't know if I can actually type this in. It's like just type it and stop being a pussy. Yeah, really, like I'd rather see something typed out then like forward it like eight million times. You know, like I have a friend that's like totally spiritual and things like that, but everything that you post is like a repost from someone else. I was like, don't you have like a lot of your own? You know, I can see like doing once in a while. You know, not where I actually when you're recasting five, six times, like no, we're the guy actually making the meme. To that might be something else, like you actually had the wherewithal to create the stupid thing in the first place. I'd give you a lot more credit. That is quite true. That is quite true. And oh how the mighty have fallen here off Valentines Day. Let's go see some valentines. You know what we're talking about, these memes and things like that. Let's see some elseire memes. Yeah, we quotes are here we go. Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone. We find it with another Thomas Merton. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Ye, a good thing going. There's a lot of people out there don't have a significant other. That's why they have fur babies, assorted things that they've filled their life with. So I don't know, and I think I talked about this before, the way people throw the word love around these days. You know, they love there, they love their significant other, they love Pizza, they love game of thrones, they love the color purple, they love that Song, they just love every damn thing like so how much is just too much? In other words, are you do you love me more than game of thrones and less than pizza? What's the scale exactly? I'm like, do you love us the same, or what's going on? You want to be alone with that Pie now? Yeah, be along with that Pie. See how if it pays the electric bill or not. Exactly exactly now, here's what I'm here's the short one. You can always gain by giving love. That's by Reese Witherspoon can always game. What again, Lonnie Down in Atlantic City, baby, let's try to put an end to that exactly, and it's just some brighter lights would help that. He's one. That definitely applies here. I will enjoy a long romantic walks to the fridge right with my dog. I know it's like, yeah, here we go. I mean, I mean love is love, though, I mean if it's with a fur baby, it's with a fur baby. Yeah, let's leave it that that. But not not associate that. You're a fur baby. Yeah, exactly. Yes, when you turn into a furor cat myself. Oh, you're a cat. If I come over and you're shitting in a box, we got a problem. Have to talk. Yeah, that is definitely a problem, and the authorities haven't shown up yet from our little serious escapade. So what the Hell's wrong? I know, right. I thought everybody was listening. Maybe we never really serie like blow meting, more acoustic in there. There you go. Let's ask Seri. What's the how? Let's okay, serious. What's the best way to give a blow job? Hey Sirie, what's the best way to give a blowjob? I don't know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for Hey Seri,...

...what's the best way to give a blowjob? Go ahead, serious the web. There's a ser's the best way to give a blow job. Check it out. Oh, here we go. We have sex on Thursday. How they give mine? Blowing head? Oh Yeah, x Serie. Thank you. Serious, serious, actually is helpful in some ways, I'm finding now. So I guess you know, look for that on Thursday with how they give a the best blow job. Well, yeah, you gotta check that out Thursday night before the big day exactly. See how that work. Can we didn't play. This is this is why we do not plan stuff. Series planned is for us and she'll be planning our entire show next week exactly. We'll just have to, you know, show up and say hey, Sirie. That's all we'll have to do. So I think it's well. I think we've wrapped up this Valentine's Day happen on Valentine's Day and put a ball on it. Yep, if you have any thoughts about Valentine's Day and you're actually listening and you actually took any umbridge with anything we said, God, love you. Thank you. Thank you very much. We hope we could offend at least one person out there. Yes, I'm please, you know, send us hate mail. That's beauty in the beast show sixty nine at gmailcom. We went to hear all of your hey. So yes, I'm beauty the best. Check us out on the web at wwwwauty and the BEA show thatcom stay tuned for Ute Valentine season prise beauty and the beast present. Cupid, that fine father is baby. You've been the flying fathers close. Why Down Town? He makes me in this way. Is No gentle pray from his room make you fall in love. Boy, I love the flying fathers. Baby at me Valantines Cup in. The flying fat ass baby true me over. He took out his boy, showing me right in the house long never reached me and bat to kill me. That wasn't filled...

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