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Episode 25 · 1 year ago

Episode 25 - Best of Out Bits (B.O.O.B) Part 2: Hindsight's and Mammeries

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Episode 25 - Best of Out Bits (B.O.O.B) Part 2: Hindsight's and Mammeries 

Welcome to the 25th episode of Beauty and the Beast - Best of Out Bits (B.O.O.B) Part 2: Hindsight's and Mammeries Come with us down memory er mammerie lane as we look back on the 24 past episodes and try to remember what we said. 

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I would say, if you're, given a subjectand you're going to do a comedy bit about it. The first thing you should dois you should go see what every other comedians a said to date about that anyjoke, any pun! The Internet is great for thes, then you can take all thatshit and Polish it up and put your spin on it. So you don't have to rethink thewheel. Here's some funny shit already. How do I either make it Funnier 'causecome on you and I both know. Every comedian sits there. Dern, open, MieNight, watches everyone and thinks you shouldhave said this or I would havesaid this. Doesn't that happen all the time pretty much pretty hih pretty much,but that's. Okay, like I said, a lot of a lot of the shows that I've been onhave been extremely helpful with things like that, I haven't my first open likenight, actually is coming up this Sunday, where it's a no line to crosscomedy. So I'm looking forward to you know just I said you know Hereeo, but that one was supposed to be there.So it's like I'm looking really forward to Um. Like doing my. You know six sevenminute bit whatever it is without the critique of other people. I guess I'mnot sure how that works. I guess I'm just going to do my Sbo and that's it.So it's like yeah. He said anyway, because it's one thingto be hanging around with your dont, coy friends s another actually havelike have you ever seen. There is a. There was a show where werehigh level Comedians do that to buding Comedians Ay. They allow you totalk for like a minute and then they totally Cretique you and th. You findthe two kinds of comedians you find guys you're like hey. I love to supporthere. You know here's the good stuff about it h and then you got the other guys whojust want shit all over the gun for Oh yeah, I minuteyes yeah, you know, andthen he becomes the Brun of all their jokes and H. I don't need either of it.Really. Let's face me. I D. I do need that little bit ofHelph, I'm glad that I've been doing the comedy workshop the past couple ofweeks and then I've got a few other things lined up and I'm gladi'm glad it's actually been helpful and actuallya lot of the critique is that they they like the flow of what I have going on.So I'm like this is good. This is good like they laugh. There were certainpoints and there's you know a couple of things that I could elaborate a littlefurther, which is great. I didn't see you I couldn't get through the first guy toget to your bed. I'v been there irecommend after you dothese things go: Get Hore, fucking, five minutes a video Ma ad, a clip onthe pod on the on the website suffer through any oohe Shi, Toseei'mworking, this R sh, I'm working on it or I'lllike put in my time frame of when I was on Gesesy. Please check this out Blah BlahBlah. I aminut exactly there. We go great suggestion. I sa a lot of them have been like veryhelpful, and I was surprised yesterday I had. I wasn't feeling too goodearlier in the day, and I was thinking about canceling it, and then I was likeh. You know what Screwa I'll just do it and I had like so much fun and it'sbeen great. It's like working with people. We had people from Canada.Yesterday we had people from the. U S, we had one person from the UK. It was.It was an awesome mix of comedians and we were all different too, which wasgreat and the Guy Hosting it whatevr the bits that we were doing andeverything he's never heard them before. Like he's never heard like anybody doanything that we've done before so it's like that was great. So it's like I'm enjoying it e your Gini, good, cheef t. The thingyou can do is you can really set to town so say: Schmucklluk, comedian, WANto be agos. Does his bit well, the first crirtique out of your mouseshould be the most skathing munking horrible thing you could possiblyimagine to say, set the tone you'll either get kicked out of the forumright at that bowment or the rest of every citaque after that is just goingto be brutal and don't go first. You know go last so that everyone can storeit all up their critiqueof. You and thenust really get some shits lyinghere. 'cause, that's the other part of it is yeah. Everyone wants to be sensitivewith the fact that these are all fludgling people trying to get tips,but at the same time you could just shut 'em down, be done with it I' sorry,you, sir, I I don't think that you have actually any comedin shops. What wasthat a joke?...

What's you know what a set up isdonwhat premises. I think too, what's happening is a lotof people that wanted to try sayind up comedy that never had the balls to do.It are now jumping online and here's where here's, where I like thedevorangae myself, those Comedians, because it's like you, I don't thinkyou can call yourself a comedian until you've done it live in front of people.IAS like it's hard to do, yeah exactly like you have to do that, like I've hadshows where I've told jokes and there's like crickets in the crowd. You knowit's like you have to have that, like it's, not there's not always going tobe these nice comedians there to help you along, like after the show its like.Oh you know you really suck you know and th. That's it in fact, Ove back andyou'R and you're going exactly. They don't care ttwo weekslater. Well, shealways tells the story of his first big night. They said his name wrong and he killed.He just was awesome, he said, but that was not the case for the next sixnights. You know that was just something magingand that's whatwill happen to you too. You can't believe me. You cannot getthat synergy that magic that happens on stage on the zoo meeting. I've ittendedenough of them now it just doesn't. It has the same feels at all plus. Ah Toomany people are seem to get a little too wasted before they get. I haven't had that yetdoing the sober and with actually silver people has been completelydifferent. 'cause t they're listening and everything and, like I said throughthe quaranti and stuff like I've, doubted myself as a comedian like Umone person that I had idolized that I've done actual wive shows with youknow, Alway said it's like you're too dirty and too dirty you'r tune dirtylike all these things, and then it's like you know what it's like I go. Dothese other shows and people are like hysterical. They freak and love it,like a few other places that I had been invoited to do open, Mie nights likereal ones, not azoome ones, but Um. They wanted me there specifically,because I did dirty comedy, so I'm like okay, this is great and then you knowthrough the quarantints like I dus start to develop new material andeverything I'm like well. What if this isn't funny is you know you knowjacking off and uncircumsised penits. You know like what, if it's not that funny, butit's like I found out um through writing and everything and through someof the workshops and everything it's like. I I'm like right on target withthings. I'm surprised more comedians haven't used that puped phase and photoshoper whatever tostart just doing cartoons of themselves doing their comedy. I'm surprised that we haven't, therehasn't been. I know, there's been just a a big downturning, you two viewershipfrom people who were doing stupid, bucking unboxing videos, ot the Walmart,to find the bargains one guy carpet. Bagger his whole thingis going to amusement parks and h. You know seeking out unusual touristattractions of which there's no market for that anymore. I guess, thank God,he's got months of Backlog Tame, so he ca Rellyi. My buddies just went out to do someminigolf they're ma they're passing as Minigolf, so they got on a plane, and Idon't know folks. Apparently, if you still get out a plane and end up inanother state from our state, you got ta stay there for two weeks and it'slike becoming mandatory. Now, of course, they just let you kindo flying underthe radar and New Your Shit and self quarantine. Now I know if you land inNew York from certain states, you got to fill out paperwork right there inthe airport. Before you leave Yep yeah, I know it's like wow, it's amazing likeen I I went up to Pennsylvania. When I came back or Ein Delaware, I would haveto sell moreinty 'cause. Those are two states that they say like from. If youcome from New Jersey and go to those dates, you should cornt self quarinteinfor two weeks after, but I'm looking at some people and some people that havebeen traveling and stuff like that, and it's not business related and they're,not self quaranteen they at all and the car on the way over ourselfQurn. Exactly it's like, and I was by myself okaykn exactly there, youGetheyo man, you don't have to wi your Maskin, the car man, I'm just like youknow what to make sat mother, funker feel better. Yeah Arwhat is wrong withyou. Leave Them Alo at least that person is worrying a mask. You know Imean he's probably the same guy that sits in bed with a codomon en that he'snot getting laid. But you know that's just my tak on it like why we'remasking l car...

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...around and went it's like back into thewoods back she's like brilliant you're. Dearwhisperer, I was like great that's what I the one thing I got going for me. IsI'm a deer, whisperer Er ticklar. Try that Youoh, I love Um run away. I was my breath S. likehallyhearb is aly. mucking dear I'll, make you my pet t, he'r trying to kill Mrney.I was like you topking anything F. There was a Guorrilla walking down thestreet, your you'd take it in his ipat. Like a gorilla is walking down thestreet. Oh Yeah, hell YEA Wer, you IERI Wonwan, I won't Wanti, don't think wetalked about drn pats was people who take their dogs and and have the GRUMORcarve their hair into a different shape, and then they diet. And then the doglooks like some other animal. Oh Yeah Yeh, something like that. An a dog thatlives like a horse. I go to a lot of pekgrooming industry. Trade showsbecause I sell Pagroominga, ltraz R reason: they're crazyis 'cause thewhole industry was foundd by old, hippies OL horse. Be Nice S Hey. Would you getmin or GIN like sure man? I cut. Do Dog Han an industry every year right, therpeople make their dogs ovtrages, they carve curtoon characters into the side.Just if you ever get a chance. Google, creative grooming and you'll seehundreds of dogs ta it'll blow your mind. You're H, going to love it and gowow, that's the coolest Oni can lev. I ever saw or you're going to say. Oh myGod, I can't believe they would do that to a dog. Those are the two schools EA. I supposeI was like. Who is up Efuck, let's fase it. If Dog groomy went awaytomorrow, the world wouldn't suffer, th dogs really wouldn't either andeveryony would just have a hairy dirty dog that is, trap used to have for hundredsafd years prior to the petgroomyg industry. Oh my creative groiming, I'mlike right there right now and ther they did this one dog. It looks likethere's a freaking mermaid y. A this is amazing. Like Yaplease, mind, VEWL BELIF. You need something awesome to look at definitely type in creative grooming,like you will not be this apoint, oh my God, there's a Minion! Well, there goes my add for the rest ofthe day, people that do this in the industry and Theyre. You know they're frustrated artists, many of them my gos,it's incredible there in cooker skills, th, there's a little beast. There's a little viuse owwe have to doa whole show on that. Now we have to do alswell o necessarily do Isto cast. Iknow I they di they do it's lite! Oh my gosh, totallycrazy! All Right! Moving long, Um episode, Onumber seven n Costco Coseway, which is totally out of the funk right now. You know some costplayers are so busyworking. Oh yeah, Cluingourvoie, olters, Jason He's currently hitched up withsome people who are making fans o so he's doing that and there's still,there is still people that are publishing a lot of great tips,making videos on how to improve your makeup. So I know it's still out there.I just not Dong it yeah, it's Um yeah, it's definitely still out there. I'mnot sure. If I want to do anything, Persay Lik do tutorials or you know,talk about it or whatever Itas, just kind of a bummer like talking to a fewpeople that I know that love going to the cons and now they have all thesevirtual cons. But it's not the same. I mean like paying for an autograph photoand Yotone get to meet the person and you know get a photowolp with them.It's like no, it's not the same e everything thatI've known pretty much in the cousplay community everything's been canceledfrom what I know from like New Jersey, Philly Um New York. I guess, iscancelling. We are Comican, it's because they're still trying to limitthe number of people who can get together in one place. That'sdefinitely the governor's. You can't have a really good convention.If you can only have a hundred people there exactly cause a hundred people othe vendors X. Pretty much. I I don't know how that's going to work. I mean,I know James From Ocean City Camikan...

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