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Episode 53 · 6 months ago

Beauty's Bit's S2:E6 - Chicken Comedy

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Beauty's Bit's S2:E6 - Chicken Comedy That's right, Chicken Comedy. Special shoutouts to Tom Myers, AWDLY Funny Productions and Sauced in the City! Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tom-myers-vs-the-rest-of-the-world/id1538275781 AWDLY Funny Productions https://www.facebook.com/AWDlyFunnyProductions Sauced N Da City https://www.facebook.com/saucedndacity Follow Beauty and the Beast: www.beautyandthebeastshow.com Facebook: Beauty and the Beast Show E-mail: beautyandthebeastshow69@gmail.com Listen to us on: Spotify iTunes iHeart Radio Amazon Sounder FM

Coming to you almost live from lakeside. Why was it? And welcome back to the beauty and the beast show. This is a little segment that we like to call beauty spits. That's with the be not with the tea. If you want to see these teeth, you have to join my only fans...

...or go check us out on tea public and actually buy way these awesome t shirts. Hell, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So I just want to send a little shout out to beasts. I hope you're doing well. Beast just had surgery this past week, last week. I'm hoping that he's doing very well. It's like I miss him here at the beauty and the beast show. So we're going to continue this with the yeah, my bits, my bits. What do we got going on today? Okay, first off, I'm going to be running some footage is actually from Tom Meyers versus the rest of the zoom comics. Let me see if I get pop something up here really quickly. Yes, yes, I did a show for him last week and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna do some chicken, some chicken jokes. Can you believe that Shit? I did chickens for five minutes. Five minutes on chickens. That is some crazy shit right there. But that's okay, because not that it's not okay, but...

...maybe it is okay. We don't know right now, right, am I right? Yeah, we don't know. So that's where I'm at. It's like I made crazy set with five minutes for the chicken jokes. I shoot you not. MMM, that is correct. That's it came from one of my streams from twitch one time. My friend Aaron and I from oddly funny productions. Yes, we kept it going, we kept the chicken jokes going and I'm like, you know what is like? I could develop a set into this. And we also made out some really funky jokes and we're doing some chicken sketches and stuff like that coming up, hopefully this summer or this fall. It's like we will be on the ROKU network. That is right. We are developing our own channel, but for right now we are partnering up with sauce in the city. If you have not checked out sauce in the city, you to totally check them out. And thank you, guys...

...for giving us, doing us an opportunity to share things and become part of that you that wrote in the I would say that Youtube, chap, I can't talk, I can't talk. This is what happens when, when beast isn't here, I totally lose my fucking mind. So, yes, without with that being said, we're going to roll some chicken joke footage. So stick around, Guy. You know where you love our ladies and gentlemen, Christine, no, done. Thank you everyone. Thank you, Tom It's great to be here. So, who likes to laugh at Shit for no reason, like it's just funny? Oh Yeah, hell yeah. Okay, so the other day I laughed at chickens for about two hours. I'm not kidding. That is where my mind was going. Let me set the scene for you. Okay, these chickens were chilling out in the grass, maybe...

...twenty or thirty feet away, like twenty chicken feet. I'm talking about twenty chicken feet away from a place that sold chicken like Rotisserie, pulled, you name it, they sold it. You know. At first I was like, should I call them and, you know, let them know that you know too chickens have flown the coop, you know. But I was like no, you know what, let's let's let them have an adventure. You know, chickens lives are short anyway. So I was like, what the Hell? Right. So I'm thinking about know the conversation, how it was going on between these two chickens. Right. They're like, Whoa, we made it urn man, I need a rest. I haven't ran my little chicken legs and so long. I mean I'm sure, I sure hope they don't check out the coup and find out that we're missing. What's that? Out here on a whirlwind adventure? That's right, are we can call it chicken fast right, and go eat other go meet other chickens. I actually wrote eat other chickens. Goddamn it, I'm fine. Crashing in. All...

...right, now back to the chickens, but first we have to figure out how to cross the road. What's that whole story that they tell us? You know, it is like why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, vern but I don't think it ended too well. But then I thought it's like maybe maybe they're just doing some chicken comedy by the road, you know, like hey, man, not nine chickens walked into a coupe. They all got laid, which came first, the chicken or the egg, and I don't care which came first, as long as they cleaned it up. Or did you hear about the chicken that cross the road? They call them chicken nuggets. Now, I did say it was good comedy. Damn it is my beacone. Oh my God, this is what goes on in my head. It's scary in there, isn't it? All I...

...can think of was like, oh my God, sweet chicken freedom, you know, breast just freely roaming around. Okay, I think they called that the s but it's definitely due for come back. That's a come back. Not Coming on me back, but if I, if I had chickens, you know, I've probably named them like barbecue and miss honey his sister honey mustard. You know, I think I might have a problem. But in the meantime, though, like I'm doing jokes about chickens right meanwhile, my friend Connie, I shit you not, is taking her chickens out for walk in a stroller. Hold on, I got put this up here and this picture. This is too fucking weird to let go. Okay, I always thought I almost like to take my cock out for a walk like hello ladies,...

Hey, you want to see what's under my hood? Yeah, that's right, it's there. This is where I get my ideas from my friends. I'm like, Oh my God, yes, but then I had like an afterthought and you know, I was like, Damn. You know, back when those chickens were just rumming about, I missed the damn golden opportunity. I swear to God, if I was wearing my denim overalls, which I swear to God I have and I love wearing those things, you know, I would pulled were to the side right, I would have kicked off my shoes, I would have just rolled up my overalls, grabbed the chicken and walked in. I would have said Hey, I got me alive. One here. Where's your chicken shaven station at? Well, that's thinking chickens shaven station. Did I just really ramble on for five minutes about fucking chickens and we'll not fucking chair. This isn't sound place, is Christ? I'm just do getty here. I've got thirty second. What else could I do?...

But you know, I did write these a while back just to let you know. It's like those chickens are still funny. They're still here's an update on the chickens. Okay, the red one has crossed the road or the Rainbow Bridge, we don't know yet. Vernice still hanging out in the yard. It's like I'm beginning to think, you know, when chickens cross the road it's like a suicide mission, or hennicide. Okay, maybe I've been hanging out with Tom too long. I don't know, and this is a big breast talk. I've been Christy Nolton and that was five minutes entirely on chicken. Thank you. That was funny, wasn't it? It's like, Holy Crap, I I kid you not, there really are two chickens. Don't live too far from here and they just kind of chill at the poultry place. You know, they're just chilling there. I'm like, oh, sweet baby Jesus, we are having chicken for dinner. And that has been my time here are with beauties bits. Tune in next week as I...

...don't know what the Hell is going to happen, because obviously we've got chickens. I don't know. I'm Christine Norton and I have been beauty for beauties BITs, www showcom.

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