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Episode 51 · 7 months ago

Beauty's Bit's S2:E5 - Casey McNeal

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Beauty's Bit's S2:E5 - Casey McNeal  

Check out the amazing comedian all the way from the Boston - Casey McNeal!!!  

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Coming to you almost live from lakeside. All right, hello, hello, everyone, welcome back to the beauty and the be show. That's right, this is beauty's bits. That's with a bee. If you want to see the tee's you gotta check out my only fans. Hell, yeah, we are having some fun here tonight. Oh my gosh, is four hundred and twenty. Can You freaking believe that? And our fifty fifty episode, Oh my Gosh. And Guess who we have tonight? We have the amazing Casey make me up from Boston. WHOO man, it is so great to have you here, Casey. What is up, hegs, is great to be here. It's Christmas month, you know, for Fir stoners like me. So I've been just like, I bought. I bought ten. I want ten joints today, just it, just because it's gonna Vard. And what the joints that came home with a few minutes ago? I got an ounce to triangle cush and an ounce of the heck else if I got, Oh, I have white nightmare. Oh, yeah, very you guys awesome. Yeah, this, you know, Hodge puts up, but it's yeah, it's my month because all the best deals are in April for weed. So yes, Oh my God. I also can't believe it. I'm from Jersey and we have recreational weed. It's going on sale. It starts on four hundred and twenty one, but it's one four hundred and twenty one. It's like, what the fuck, guys, you couldn't even start on a right date. Like, come on, all the medical people. I bet all the medical people appreciate that, though. So like, I'm gonna get my stuff up four hundred and twenty before all those amateur get in there. That's right, like bitches, is like it's going down. I'm like over here. I was like I couldn't. I was like, oh my gosh, what do I smoke? You know, it's it's going to be a blazing day, right. So I'm like, I've got, you know, Alaskan thunder fuck and gg for I almost forgot one of the classics class. Oh hell yeah, it's like the Asian thunderfuck gorilla glue. I mean that's my combination. Grilla lose just a great go to for every sort of down leaning hybrid, you know, into killeening hybrid. Gg Four the bust. Hell Yeah, you said you came from what doing? What you came from doing? Yeah, the Zu Improv. It was my friend Donovan's birthday freaking three years ago. He started it on Zoom and three years later we're still fucking on zoom. We're so fuck it was fun. So yeah, I do him prob right. So I've got this is good. Trip everybody the fuck out. I've got my dolphin puppet. Like you to see my dolphin inside now you would not anyway. So I'm sitting here, I'm full of fucking toy. We're like here, like here, like God Stilla took over seeing, you know. And then, of course we've got the possessed baby doll. Like come to Moma Ray, smoke that, hey baby, want to get kind of we do you smoke it? What kind of we? I don't like me, I don't like dolls. I'm weird about dolls. I this what he's creepy. He's great. All dolls are creepy. I'm weird. But when I was a kid, my grandma, I spend a lot of time at my grandma's house and my cousin's lived with my grandma and they had freaking army of these life size dolls. That were like, you know, they're like three feet, three and a half feet tall, you on the size of a child, right army of them, and they sat in the room in their bedroom up there by themselves. You know, nobody's in that room. I could not go in there. I couldn't even go in the room. And because they were the blood hell and all that stuff, you know, and you know, no see one of those guys move. That's it. No thanks, no way. Exactly. When I was younger, it's like my mom might my parents let me watch whatever the hell I wanted, which was awesome, but the movie doll scared the shit out of...

...me. I was like, Oh my God, dolls, that came awive and I was out in the backyard like bearing every fucking doll that I had when I was a kid. It was talking Tina, okay, Talking Tina from twilight zone with telly Savalis that episode. And the other one was there was a twilight zone episode about a talking doubt. And the worst one, though, was not really a talking doll, but it was that one from it was like a tales from the crypt thing and it was like it was that little it was that Little Zulu warrior thing. That was like they carry the night, which I think you know the one to talk about it, Karen Black, was like the the the victim. Do you remember the thing I'm talking about? Yes, it's fucking crash holy craph. Yes, I like that. Of course they're all those dolls that, of course, you know, the birth of Chucky and I'm like, what the hell, really, what the hell? We need another killer doll movie out there? You know? Yeah, I do not like him. No thanks, no way. It's like, uh, man, I know. It's like with this thing here that I got, I'm like, I definitely want to do something with him, like I was thinking like morbid puppet theater or something like that. I don't know it was, it was an idea. That's what I got off of him. I got a creepy ass clown doll. I bought them from a second hand store, so I'm pretty sure they're possessed. It's great and it's like someone you do today. Well, I went to the second hand store and I bought some possessed dolls. You know, let's see how the night goes, let's see it's like ways it up. Let's do this shit. Oh my God, yes, hmm. So how long you been doing comedy? Hold on, I've been done comedy for about six years now, but I've been doing Improv for over twenty years. So half my life I've just been faking shit. It's great. It's great. How long have you been doing comedy? Twenty, thirty years almost. I I started, let's put it this way. Before going to the story, I'll say I open for Sam Kinnison the week before he died. So I've been doing it that long. Sam Kiddy, I said, I'm guessed it was still alive. I Sn't so. One thousand nine hundred and ninety one, I think something like that. I think I started. Oh hot damn. I Love I love your comedy. I love being on shows. Feel I'm hoping to do them in person one day. Yeah, thanks, holy craft. Well, I dually. I started doing stand up like that. Then I moved into public speaking for twenty years, where I do I do funny keynotes on dealing with difficult people and stuff like that. So I'd be the first to come into your you know, annual meeting him underwater basket weavers or something and give a key note and so so I did that for a long time, but I behave. I got a rage in pill addiction and when I got clean off of the off of the pain killers, I decided to go back to small state stand up just to see what I could do. That was like only three years ago. Oh, dude, you're bromiant and you you're rock. Thank you, you're raw. Yeah, I said, you're wow, wow, only craft. Now I can picture me doing like keynote speeches, like, okay, John's a little dipshit that keeps eating everybody's fucking launch. Okay, he deserves a foot in the air, right, yeah, and the story that they'll be a hundred nine, nine, hundred and ninety nine. I'm available for parties. Bar Miss wasn't. Apparently, the yeahs and pays a lot of money. It pays a lot of money. You knows. You know. It's like you ever heard that? This are the difference being a stand up comic and a humorist? Thirty five hundred dollars an hour bus to do one of those gigs, you know, and I did a lot hot damn, which bet that I could afford all the best drugs, but that ultimately wasn't good for me. You know. No, I know it's like, all right, I've got money, I've got the drugs. Oh my gosh, there was this weird pop tarts mean that was going online and it had like all these disgusting ones, except where they had like a cocaine pop tart. I'm like hell, yeah, Hi High Wall, having your munch. She's at the same time. That's fucking genius. I've probably stay away from the the Chili hot dog pop tart, though. I don't think that would make a good one. Yeah, it's like cocaine, yes, Chili hot dog no. I drove away. I'm wonder if how did you meet those guys that like rampantly and all that? Oh, rampantly, Um, I ended up really yeah, we met there. We met there. I was doing one of those what the hell are they called?...

Those? They give you like a topic. You don't riff off of it, like they give it to you in advanced and you write some stuff and then everybody says it and then you know everybody you know will give you feedback. You know it's like it wasn't really good. It stuck like what, how can you make it better? Things like that, and Jolie was running that and she came and I did like half and half. I did like part of what I was assigned and then part of my own, you know, humor. In case he's dying over there. It's right. I know, I've learned. I got one foot on the mute all the Times. So it's like, and that's how we met, like when she heard me do the blue comedy, she's like, I have a blue Mike and that's how I got started in it. How do you come across rampantly? Oh, good question. I was already doing zoom stuff because when the pandemic hit I had just finished a mutiny radio comedy festival in San Francisco. Had A great had great fucking week up there and then boom, just everything was laid waste, dumb. So I got I was in the Boston comedy festival that year and it was zoom. It was like the first time anybody done a festival zoom festival of virtual festival. Bablah Blah. flappers did the videoing stuff of it, you know, did all the virtual stuff, and then it was, you know, the Boston Comedy Fest of Boston People. So we got this sort of like you know, training and stuff on how to make zoom good and all that sort of you know Shit, and I'm actually remember if I if I was doing any zoom before that. I don't really think that I was doing much zoom before the boss of Comedy Festil. But after I did the boss of Comedy Festival in two thousand and twenty, there was just stuff around to do. You I met people there, other people were doing them. You know, just pops up and then I think just somewhere along the line it was one of those one of those things. I think you know exactly exactly, like I said. It's like I remember, like I said, doing the whole writers thing because I went I am definitely a filthy comedian, but I wanted to change it up a bit, you know, like start, you know, regular material. You know exactly, and then it's like all said, Oh, I have a blue mic, and that like Shit. That went out the window. I was like, well, they're where back to where one here? Where are? That's all right. I mean, you know, you'd beat swimming, your comfort zone and all that. I can always I have trouble sometimes deciding because like I get right all clean and I've got, you know, forty five clean or better. If you include the stuff from the old days in that. But I don't want to just do that and sometimes I feel like, Oh, you know, if I'm what I'm doing, stuff that's blue or adult or Racier, whatever. It's off brand. It's off brand, it's offt brand. I don't know, maybe it is, maybe it's not. But then I think, well, norm McDonald, what's Norm McDonald? What was norm McDonald's brand? You know what I mean? Like he was, he was clean. He was not clean, he was, you know, hmm shit, if he had a mouthful of it, he was you know. So I don't know, I don't know exactly where I where I like it, but but since I came back I experimented more with stuff that was just, you know, I would never have had the nerve to say a long time ago, but Bernie Mac taught me about taking risks, actually, because I open for him when he was alive and he taught he said that he was once at the Apollo. He was doing a show at the Apollo theater and red foxes in the audience and Red Fox went backstage and so he wanted to know what, you know, what, Red Fox, what do you think my act right? So he asked them. What did you think? He said, well, you're pretty good kid. The problem is you don't want to be good, you want to be l HMM. So he said he realized, you know, that on that day that like it was about, you know, taking chances, you know. So I've started to take some more chances with things myself. Hell Yeah, hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, I've done some comedy ripe for the pandemic. The last thing that we saw was over in the casinos. I think it was at the poor gotta. We went we saw like Andrew Dice, clay and everything, and his opener, Christine Miller. I was like, I know her, she's freaking fantastic. Well, I started doing some comedy therapy shows and he had what who headlining one night but Christy Miller. And now...

...she's she's ripping on every comedian that went up before and she gets to me and I'm like, Oh my God, what she gonna do? What you got to do? She's like, and that little bitch sitting there all cute with her fucking cat headphones on, dirtyes fucking mouth. That ever, don't change one bit. Stay right there. And then we actually we actually got to do a couple live shows also, and I was like this is amazing, you know, and my mom was there. It was great because John and Jim who run that, they actually call my mom mom. So then Christy was calling mom mom. Yeah, right now we have a giant family now. He Christy's cool. So, Chris, he's got her name on the wall at the comedy store. I saw the picture. I was like is so she does those governors. She does that governor stuff a lot too, doesn't she? She hangs out with those guys. Yeah, so that's cool. Jim Adrino shows are what those? Yes, yes, Jim Adrino shows. Yes, in the New York underground comedy festival, in that, but I need to go and do some live stuff those guys down there. HMM, definitely. It's so much fun. It's like I got to meet and do shows with Danny Rydell. That was awesome. Walter, quite a few of the comedians that we met through rampantly. It's like we're all finally got to meet up and do some shows together. It was fan freakingtastic. In fact, the time that like Danny and I like shared a hotel room. We get there right and it was after one of the comedy things that we did and I wasn't I didn't know, but that night I was also called on stage. It wasn't my night to be on, though, because I was on the previous night. And so I get a text like maybe like one person before I'm up. It was like from John and he's like Hey, can you go up and do like nine minutes of new material? I'm like problem, that out of my right. I like Hell Yeah, I'll go up again. Hell Yeah, I've got no PROB I was just there supporting and everything. And so we get there and everything and like Danny, she loves the smoke pot too. So we get there and we unroll like everything. I've felt like this giant team's got munch. He's on one side and then just everything as you like, holy crap, like the Alaskan thunder fuck that I had, the Asian thunderfut I don't know why I like to call it Alaska. You know, it's like a wild salmony. Now here's some wild it's the man of Newskin thunderfuck. That's why. Yes, that's why, and we were all she was like Holy Shit. She's like your vpes are like twice as big of as my cartridges are. Sort of like let's save that one because it tastes like fucking fruit loop. So we're like that's definitely a morning strain. Will wake up. We'll do that. But it was late right, and of course a couple people that I'm staying with, they like to keep the thermset set the hell and it was hot and I was like crap, I didn't bring like any sleeping shorts. All I had was I wear these men's cooling I's like, I hate to be hot. It's the worst. Oh my God, it is. It's the worst. But I had these shorts that I wear under my dress, like those the men's cooling briefs. So I'm in the bathroom trying to get ready. I'm a I'm all like fucked up. We've been watching South Park for like ten hours now and I got to put them on and doesn't my Toego right through the Dick Hole. So I'm just laughing. there. She opened it up and I'm just I'm like, I don't know what the fuck was like. My tongue went through my dick hole. That's all I the what you guys were having a slumber party or what? Hell, yeah, we're having a slumber party. Where were you sleeping? With her place or her your place? We had a hotel. We had use from Philios from South Jersey Week. Yeah, what do you do? What you guys in New York doing a what shows were you doing? Oh, that was from one of the comedy therapy shows that they had here in New Jersey before they went up and started to do stuff in New York. It was like my second or third time back up the place and it was just really, really funny shows. Broadway Comedy Club? I have not but I've definitely gotten up there. I've done the Broadway Comedy Club under comedy therapy, but I have not gotten up for Ganisis shows. Like I've got to get up there now that the snow and the ice is gone, because I can't walk on that Shit for anything. Yeah, I'm like, yea, this one of JAS to show. I gotta go do one of her shows too. Yeah, yeah, definitely down are used to. Yes. So what other good weed stories have you got? I guess it should be weed stories tonight, right. I don't know. I don't know what format you normally have for your show. So I just did. It's whatever the fuck is questions. I'll tell us tell some stories. Let's I don't know what to do. I just don't. I don't want to be a go out here to the the most boring. The most boring is beauty in the beast podcast. Guess we ever had? HMM, we's definitely not boring at all. We have not had...

...a boring fucking guest, although I have had some mood killers on catbox comedy. No, like a couple people there, because I'm looking to fucking improve my mood, not make it worse. Yeah, I know, it's like, what the fuck, Dude. It's like, Kevin, what the fuck? You'RE IN JERSEY, I'M gonna go over and kick your ass, okay, and you keep pulling down my fucking cap box and that little bitch. We were supposed to be doing an open mic up in debt for New Jersey. Of course it was a clean mic because it was inside of an old ass church, you know, and I'm ready. I've got ten minutes to clean, ten minutes whatever. I'm there right and they're supposed to be like six or seven comedians and they all fucking bail. I was the only comedian that showed up to this open mic. I was like, what the fuck, guys? Look, was it a mixed mic or was it just a comedy? Mine? It was a mixed mic. You actually had to sign up online and everything. Person Do a comedy. Yeah, there was like six or seven other people that were supposed to be there doing comedy to love. What were the other acts? Guitar and like Yeah, Guitar, couple, a couple little karaoke things, you know, a couple kids there. It's like a couple living word poets. Yet pretty much for him, I mean I'd like those two. It's like it was a great night. My friend Luke Peshi, he was there. It was awesome. He's like, he's like he's never seen me do comedy before and he said I was like the best thing that night. He was like, Dude. So it's like that's why I'm like I said, it's like I take on the challenge just like yes, I can do clean comedy, believe it or not. Yes, I have like at least forty minutes of clean in me. You know why not? Why? I know it's like keeping out. It's like I love stuff, like I love hearing stories like you. You tell some awesome stories like now. I don't know how much is bullshit and how much is actually true, but to me they sound like they're all true. Yeah, depends on the story, I guess. M Most I don't know what stories he done. I will tell you one true one, though. Okay, when I was deep in when I was deep in the throes of bigular addiction, I never got like I was really well, I was. I had money, so I never ended up, you know, having to do hair when it stuff like that, but I had just as much shit going on, you know. But Anyway, I was working on the road, really not withist anybody. I think about this because I think about how absolutely beat I was and sometimes because you know, you've been hitting the fucking oxy cotton and Valu ins of stuff all day long. You know, you don't realize sort of how you know how tired. I guess you always sleep. So Anyway, I'm on the road, though, and I go to this hotel and it's very late at night, is like three in the morning, and I check in and I was so exhausted. I get up to the room and I just took my clothes off down to my strip down to my underwear, I took my glasses and threw them on a nightstand or under the bed or whatever, and I just passed out right. So about five in the morning I wake up and its pitch black in the room and I wake up with a phenomenon known to men as the morning would for Domenon. So I have to go to the bathroom and I have this and I have this just thundering erection and I and I got a piss like a racehorse. And so I get up, I roll out of bed in the dark and I'm feeling. You know, I've been a million hotel. I'm right. I feeling around to the go toward the bathroom. I opened up the door, I walked in, I read May's I don't remember leaving the light on in this bathroom. SHERE's fucking bright in here. Next thing you know, I hear this junk closing behind me, the door closing behind me. I'd actually walked into the hallway of the hotel. That's like thirty in the morning, maybe six o'clock in the morning, maybe six. Yeah, I handed you because there's some activity. Got Like six o'clock in the morning yourself. I walked into the hallway. Now I'm standing here and nothing but my underwear with an enormous erection. Okay, I see and I have no glasses on, I can't see. So I look down the hallway and I see this gaggle of ladies who are all dressed the same and they were coming to warmed at they all fought. Thank God. These are the housekeepers. You know, they're gathering up for the morning or what you're sometimes you see him together in the morning or whatever. The here they are save the day. Well, it wasn't the housekeepers. It was like the Milwaukee Seventh Grade Volleyball team or something that was there there. Yeah, they were in town for some kind of...

...volleyball tournament. So that was nice. So they go giggling by right for me while. Now now I a maid does come, housekeeper does come, and I'm like trying to negotiate the language barrier and I said, you know, I'm not. I mean clearly there's a problem. I'm out in the hallway here at my underwear with an erection. You know, you may not understand what the problem is, but there is the much. So I'm trying to indicateor I need I can't get in the door, you know, it's locked. I'm I'm flicking at the door right and she says, I can't let you in, you know, and I instead I have to get like security, I have to go down to the desk or get security or something to come up and like well, awfully, you you know. I go ahead. She goes hustling off. I turned around and I'm like, I'm like standing with my face in the door jam is though I'm somehow not naked in the hallway. If I do that and the guy comes up, the security guy comes up and he sees me over there by the door. He runs over to the door and he puts the key and he opens it up. I walked in the door, could chewing. I hear the door shut behind me. It was not my room. Oh Shit. Yeah, I had moved outside into the Hallway and in the commotion I had Lost Track of which door was mine and then mocked or like next door. So now I'm in somebody else's room in my underwear, with an direction, just as they are like going Whooooo, like I grabbed the towel from like where, like well, sort of that next to the door. It just ran back out and went down to the front desk and yeah, so I will never do that again at a best western because in seventh states that was just stairle and the kids that were there with the volleyball, they were not expecting to see those balls. You know, Oh my God. And Me, while you're just like, it's like, if I stand like this, I just disappear. Yeah, I bet they had stuff to talk about for weeks. Oh Yeah, yess I I just jam my face. Yeah, the door Jim. You can't see me anymore, you can't know I meanwhile, the erections like PKABOOT. It's like a third arm this thing. Okay, yeah, the other another Um close clothes off story. I was in college and my roommates I lived in a I lived in a dorm that was an outside dorm because it was it was in Arizona, so it's warm outside. So you leave your dorm. You just had a dorm room, that a living area, one little common living area and two bunks and you have to had to leave the door to go to the bathroom or any other place. Okay, so my bath the bathroom was right by my room, but it was outside and down the hall and I went in there was taking a shower and these college guy guys, you know, the Nice guys that they are, they locked me in the bathroom and they took away my towel and my clothes and all my stuff right in. My only exit from the bathroom was to go out the window, which would take me out into the courtyard. And it's like a common area courtyard where all these people are playing volleyball and Sunbathe here, whatever, you know, bad bitting and stuff, you know. And and as I'm and I have no choice, I have to figure out I've got to lower myself out the window and then I've got a run from the window to the all the way down the corridor to where the outside entry is. I'm preparing myself to do this. I'm lowering my ass out the window and I suppied this pizza box. It was in the trash can inside the bathroom, and so I thought, Oh, I've got an idea, you know. But rather than like run across the courtyard, was just the pizza box to cover my you know, Jos, that I covered my face with it instead and just walked across the courtyard. And you've been man cover up the face they won't know who again. You didn learn a Damnsing dominoes that year. That's fucking awesome. What no flamethrower tonight, but I know,...

...not say I, but SID. That must be why I have no. I have no, I'm not. I'm not embarrassed about things like that sort of thing anymore. Like I did comedy naked. Christine. Oh Wow, I can stand up naked. Full sold out show at Improv Boston. I did stand up naked. Oh, that's crazy, man. I've always wanted to do something like that. Ten minutes, you're gonna say, at ten inch that but naked. And Yeah, I, yeah, there was nothing impressive about but like people are brought to the show, they're usually they're usually brought by friends that don't tell them that the comics are going to be naked, you know, yea, and so it's a big, you know, Ke who thing for them or whatever. But I was just just was just like a fourth wall thing for me or something. I was just like yeah, I'll do it, damn right, like everybody's naked. Do it. I was gonna say it. Are you sure it was a ten minute set, not a ten inch set? Right, I've been a ten inch set, I would have been a lot more popular that night. That only half is the best westerns right. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, I can't have thats Western booner. But, yeah, I can't have it when I need it. You know, I got it for the seventh grade volleyball team or young ladies. I got you covered, apparently, but when comes from pressing the big boys, I don't have what it takes. Like it's like, dude, like, what are you doing? What? Come on, I mean like laughing. You can see me backstage before I went out on stage and I don't go out the coming Nigga. I'm like, okay, that's it. Really, like I wasn't expecting miracle, but come on, you know it. Come on me, like if I don't have a confidence problem up as it is, this is all you gonna get for me. This is all you have. It's like your body's completely confident, but he's like, you know, I'm going back in my shell. You know all your am grocery store. That's western material grants. Don't worry, just uh, they're showing what you got. Ye, I can work right to see, I can write right and one eye, little bastard, you're like. And that's the night I did comedy where my Dick Head Stage for it R my. The rest of me was fine, but he was like a Nogo. It's like it's like buddy, you know, like my favarite probably is doing it naked, like I'll have one head laid on and one off and a little what the hell? Oh, like either both or none, like what's now? I know what you mean it. Well, they're just two people are just so like what? They don't know whether Shit or wind. They're watched, they don't know what they're paying a text to you on the first day, this bunch of big people. Don't go. There's nothing wrong with that, right, that's right, just another day. Oh Yeah, Oh yeah, I did do all female bur lest show of the rocky horror picture show, which like fucking fantastic. I had a couple friends and my Frank Kim, she was in a movie that I was directing like a couple days before, and they were like fuck, we need someone just like hey, you want to do this? We're going to be half naked running around we're house, like yeah, yeah, your sisters playing Magenta were they're the have to ask me, chwoice it's like drop it. I did. I go all the way back. I go all the way back to the beginning of rocky horror in one thousand nine hundred and seventy eight. Think seventy seven, no, seventy five seven, one seventy four was this was, this was the theater show and all that. But I'm talking about when. When? When? When? Talking to the movie, and talk it to the movie being shown as a regular weekend, you know, midnight movie thing. That started like the fall of one thousand nine hundred and seventy eight or something like that. You know, and I was right there. I went in like thirty seven weeks in a row or something like that. You know. Yeah, and we have. That was a great that was a great training ground for you know, dialog and stuff, because, you know, occasionally you got some new some new things shouted out into there. You know. Oh Hell yeah, that it's a you know what, we should do a show like this, because I've been thinking about doing this. I've been thinking about...

...doing this live, but I just got a fucking brain storm. We should think about testing this once as a virtual thing where we'll do. Well, let's find a Shitty ass movie and we'll show it and we'll do mst three thousand style, stark and at the show and we'll like in comics to watch the movie and we'll just do that. That's dark and at the movie. Hell Yeah, I'm down for it, man, right, why not? Well, yeah, I must see three thousand, you know, like the rip or rift tracks. Hell Yeah, I love the fucking riff tracts. I love in and when I was in la once they had a show. That was it. It was it the it was like in the the upstairs of a record store on Friday nights at midnight where they would they would show some terrible, you know, movie from the S, you know, or something, you know, some terrible sci fi movie, and all the people in the audience, you all shout at the show and you got prizes if that. You know, they would write down what they thought were great comments, give prizes at the end and they would have a comic. They would have two comics during an intermission. Common do stand up boss with that. What a great that was a great fun night. You know. Now we should do something like that virtual. Hell Yeah, I'm down for I did a couple virtual ones with front row film roast and it was great because we had like drinking games going on to and if you have never gotten drunk dorm Scooby Doo, you probably should. I was like fucking two cartoons in. I'm and I'm ready to hit the ground, because between that they're shots. There's okay, if someone does this or that, you gotta, you know, shoot it or you got smoke it. Right. I go back and forth it, between everything. It was just like such an amazing time and then I got asked back to do there. When they did eat and, you know, like part of the like at like towards the end, like when he's like laying there die, I was like, dude, I was like, you know what it's like? Eat's got to be a female, because there's no way in hell that a male could fake it for that wall. Look, do we know what generally eat like? There's no gender. Right, I know it's here. It's weird. As I was, I was talking about this lately anyway, that like we're going to put that putting that. I'm putting that idea together. I'm certainly going to invite you. If I figure out to pull off Um, I'm definitely in for I what we just talking about you, just what you listening? Oh, monstry, science theater. Yeah, my mother. My mother ruined all my movies. Oh, my mother ruined every movie that I ever like, like sci fi stuff. You know, when I was a kid, did you have a mom like that or brothers? Now I was an only child. I already much have almost everything that I had. No, I was liked. I was like an only job because my brother is so much older me. But my mom would be like, you know, also, in the future they still have to walk upstairs. Yeah, mom, they walking upstairs because they want the exercise. So in the future they still have to exercise. You actually be like Chrisize it really I likes this shit for my current so now I'm looking at stuff like eat or I'm looking at stuff like, you know, Star Wars, and I'm like, come on, Tom Solo, okay, I love you. Your Saga spands forty years and all that time you've worn one fucking shirt, one shirt rat like you can make the Kess a running quote par sex, but you can't scrounge up another outfit for yourself. Forty years. I I know. I was like, what is he ken from? Like Kenn and Barbie? And here's One fucking outfit. That's I mean. I think back then. I think in the S. I think Ken had one outfit and like the exercise outfit, like the one Zi that you would try to call water and you then not like smacking yourself in the head because it was so say, wait now, maybe I just made them wear Barbie's clothes. I can't remember. I always depend to Gi Joe's. It's so my guys were always my guys were always those, those toxic masculinity but cheese wont dolls, the BARBIES, you know, like Hey, can go do your metro shit someplace else. I real men over here. We got beards brought up all right, to come, frue grip. What do you got? Can I goes bars? Where's sometimes she let me drive the Poorsche man showed up like that's exactly the conversation that they would have. I saw. My son just showed me Jake Gigga Chad for the first time the other day. Do you know who Gig it Chad is? No, Oh my God, you have to look it up. If you could scare a scree you have to look it up to if gige okay, all right, let's see what the fuck are we sharing? Let me see, last time...

I shared something, I got in trouble, but we're going to do it anyway. Let me see if I could do this, because I'm I'm like an idiot. You'll pop up. Good chace, he good chat. Okay, here we go, not the test. Okay, Hey, yeah, and we got with do that. Okay, Hey, okay, what's his name again? Yeah, good Chad. Yeah, okay, here we go. Here we go, get a chat. This this is dad images. Just go up to him, go up. Okay, don't do a video of them, because I don't know. Okay, crap was just yeah, so, like Mike, my kids showing me. Yeah, GA, Ge Chad, there he is. There, okay, gay images, and you'll see. Okay, here, check. Look at how he's like cut on top of cut. Whoa, what the fuck? Like he has stuff on top of stuff, and then his head is just like gigantic. It is like giant square that. He doesn't even look real. He doesn't. He looks like like fucking like part of like Johnny Brabom, like like like fucking venom or some shit, like to do those muscles where I didn't even think you had muscles in your body. Like, I know, it's like the has their next model for the Anatomy Guy, wow doude, like this one that says Giga chat on the actual picture of it. See it on that bottom row. Yeah, yeah, like what? Yeah, looking like crap. Look at guy. Yeah, that's crazy. That oh my gosh. WHOO. Yeah, like, is he really or is her card dude? Like my son, my sons, it's around all day watching those. He watches those like sniper wolf videos and stuff like that. You know who that is? Yeah, yeah, she's. She's the girl with the glasses that makes the you know, that bags on people there. She bags on other youtube videos, on air whatever. He just watches that kind of shit all day long. And then and then weird little known facts like, you know, like his snails at have eighteen heads and, you know, eat garbage or whatever. The alright, filling it off with the useless knowledge. All right, it's like the funniest thing that he said. He said me the other day, said, Dad, you know, you know, the chances that your cat will kill you in your sleep are pretty low, but never zero. That's awesome. Seems pretty little, but never zero. I'll keep one eye open buddy. Right, I said, I'm surprised my casts haven't taken me out already. Then henced he wanted to keep a scab journal. Why not? I like scab is an actual scab, like skin Jerkey, like skin jerky? Yes, Gab like on your skins. Yeah, let's just get Jerky, but Jack out my big book of Skin Jerky lead. Let the see. A boy, the exactly, check out this one. A lordous, like what weird? What do you think? Yeah, everyone's got to get into the skin Jerky journaling skinner. What's your best getting high story? Oh God, I don't I don't remember. The same with my drunk storing. I don't know. Best was. Well, I didn't remember. One time at my cousin's house, we were we're stone by the fire and then we just started throwing random shit on the fire and we almost burnt down two sheds. But I mean it's kind of I don't know. I mean I gotta rested once before smoking weed. Does that count? Oh Really? Yeas, on my way to my cousin's, well, actually her friend's house. All right, well, her friend makes like a whole buffet of stuff. We have our munch. He's already ready. We dinner, we play some games and shit, we get high, and so I'm driving there. She's about like forty minutes away. I'm driving, all of a sudden, right behind me, all right, so I pull over and look, what the fuck did I do this Tim Er? I was like, I'm only going, I'm going to get high. I'm not high yet. It's like way for it. So I was like I get pulled over. I guess it was like around Christmas time. I had gotten a fucking parking ticket and I didn't pay for it. So the COP was like hey, you know, it's like let's pull your car into a parking lie here. So you get into the back. He got an ATM car because we'll go through the ATM, we'll get the money, we'll get you there and then we'll have another ca up drive you back. So meanwhile I'm like super late getting...

...out, like, Dude, you're never gonna believe this. It's like I just got like arrested before getting high. And then she looks she was like, oh great, it's like I can't send you out to get the pizza because you've already been arrested. And her one friend was already like totally calm, totally out of her mind. She's like son of a bitch, and I was like she I can't do anything right, you know. So most people get get locked up like after they've gotten high. Mine was like right before. I was like, Dude, wait a few hours, it'll be entertaining what bad is like to when you're when you're not really necessarily the high one. But the other people in the car are, you know, really waxed or given the cop a hard time like I, you know, like if you're the designated driver, like this out of me book one Mike. I'm taking my drunk friends. It doesn't a driver. So I get pulled over. Right, my drug friend desides he's gonna be the designated spokesperson for the car. Right. So he leans over. He leans over, goes, what's the matter with you, officer? Don't you recognize the presidential vehicle when you see it? Did he look at it? Oh my God, they kidnap the president. The cops going, he's still talking to you, good, because I see your license, and Tony's going, can we shoot your gun? Finally finally goes, listen, dude, you got to be quiet. Okay, I'm trying to talk to this guy. Say What do you US some meat for? Man, he's the one reckless driving, probably got drugs on them. It's like great friends are they are? It's like, oh my food that way when I do have a story, well, it's coming back to me, it's coming back. Let's hear I don't think it's too good, though. I mean I think I'm still in high school. I remember it was the day before Christmas Eve. I was over at my friend's house in the basement. Of course we're drinking beers and stuff and getting a little high at the same time, all right, and I figured I'll switch from regular beer to light beer and I'll just rotate it because it won't have any effect on it. Until I fell down the stairs. But that that was just like the midpoint of it's like I remember being there. I don't remember how the Hell I got home, but I was glad when I did get home. I think this is more of a drunk story, but I was definitely high, though, like I said, don't don't recall how the hell I got home or how the hell I got into bed, but I was just glad that we didn't have carpet because you ever get one of those feelings in your stomach and then you just roll over, vomit, go back to sleep there right. Yeah, I was just like, Oh my God, it was like and then like the next day it's Christmas Eve, and I'm like, dude, never doing that again. It's like hangover city. I tried everything there, like try bread to absorb it yet, but then it came back at you. Tune this in which ever know they're fully shit. No, yeah, I was. I remember once when I was driving, I had this. This is a thousand years ago. I was a kid and I had a I had a grand in one thousand nine hundred and seventy four Grand Rino, one of those like Starsky and hearts cars, but mine was green, and I was driving in Phoenix, Arizona, and I was doing whippets and because I had because I had the yeah, I would buy the cans and I had it. I had a device actually where I could just do them, but just, you know, you just put the canister into the thing, the Antio canstoring thing. Just hit the thing right. So I'm driving like whipping and I started up with this joint and I dropped the joint in my lap and I was like we're like around get the joint off my lap or whatever, and then then I finally pulled over, I got the joint off and I was so fucking whack and I want and I had this fudge and I really wanted to eat this fudge. So I started driving again and I got out the sniper. I was trying to cut the spode and I sliced through like a big chunk off the my index finger. I had to get six stitches at the time and the guy that stitched me up's name was Dr Suture, if it checks where to got. Yeah, so, yeah, so that was my whippets and my wisits missing joints and that was fun, all right. Yeah, well, the other craziest high day I think ever. Shit, man, this was high and a sex day. You want to know this story as a whole? Yeah, okay, so right after high school, I just graduated from high school and I worked with Youth, with at risk youth in don't hold that...

...against bepose. We're with this with Youth in the count in a county recreation program on Week Day Mornings. They would they would come and do whatever. We place offball with them and Blah, blah, blah, and then we'd be done. So there was this girl there that I really took a shine to kind of, and we had just finished with those kids and she had the best weed. And we smoke this weed and then went out into the woods and had sex after the kids. We're gone and all that stuff, right, and then we went to this little like a watering hole, like a little skinny dipping hole, got high some more when skinny dipping, had some more sex and then I took the rest of her weed, which was I was young or it was great, or both or whatever, but it was like incredible. So then I smoke some more of this week and I was and I was like have a trouble driving like I was, which is very, very rare. I mean now it's it's that it was even rare, but I was. I remember had to pull over for a little while and just sort of sit there for all. I've got back on the road and this woman started sort of interacting with my car. Now, back in those days you like you might pass somebody, go to too when you pass them, or you know, they would wave or nod their head or whatever. Now, being the snarky eighteen year old that I was or whatever, I had these flip signs. They were like little round signs about this big and they had a different message on it. was, you like Hey, get the fuck out of my way or, more over, or hey babe, or follow me. or so I start using these signs and like coming on to this, to this woman, like I keep passing her and flipping a sign, and then she passes me and I flip her a sign. Right. So then I hold this follow me out the window and she goes. Okay. So I met up with this woman. She took me to her house. She had to be thirty. She took me to her house. We spoke some more weed and had sex. Damn, and now I'm down to okay. Hell Yeah, I'm waiting for the climax. and Oh yeah, there's nothing, nothing bad goes, nothing goes wrong with this day. HMM. Then that night I met up with the girl that I had been seeing before. We got high some Moore and I had sex with her too, and that was that was my one great well, not my one, but my but one of those great at bats as a youth. Yeah, that was one of those great at bats. Like hell, yeah, you know, but only came as a result a wild living. Hell Yeah, hell, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's like yes, yeah, I was so high all day and so satisfied. I never saw that woman again. I never found her house again. Wow, it was like it's some trailer. She lived that. I can never fucking find it again. You're like, damn it, where is she? I need her. Yeah, that was the easiest. That was the easiest shit I ever slipped in a teacher. Great, she probably I was doing her some grand favor. We were, we were made for each other. It's like hell, yeah, yeah, I gotta give me some of those signs. I'll start working on the yeah, I probably saying my highest stories are probably in bold peyote and mushrooms and stuff like that. But because I'm I never was a big drinker. When I was, it wasn't pretty. You know, nothing good comes from that much drinking. Now now everybody should just smoke weed. Yet pretty much pretty. That's what we had to say for four and twenty. Right, hell yeah, bitches, for fucking twenty, blaze that shit up. Try Smoking budwiser that it's hard to do. The show a hundred and twenty show a marijuana looungs. There's one lounge in there's one lounge in Massachusetts and wooster that you can smoke weed inside the place, you know, because the private club. You just buy a membership to the private club. I don't know why a thousand other places haven't done it. I guess they just don't want to deal with the legal battles or whatever. But these guys about, these guys, are the only place and they've always been protected. Nobody, you know, says anything to so comedians going there and do weed shows from time to time. You know, I got invited to do...

...the show on four hundred and twenty, but I will actually be in Newport Rhode Island on that night. So doing a different thing exactly. I'm like, I answer, we're doing a different show. It's like yes, yes, and I was like fuck. I was like, I am not going to rehearsals on for fucking twenty. I like, I'm going to be here at midnight shooting it up with like catbox comedy or some Shit and just fucking ripping it. You know right well that can't box comedy with the Games and stuff is a hoot man, I thought it just like going in there and watching you guys. You know when I'm when I'm I'm sitting around and going, man, there's nothing, what's going on? I see your messages or something new from earlier, and then I go and say I just want to watch. Oh Yeah, hell yeah, I say, Shit happens at the cat box. Man, once time I had this is why it seems to me like cat box would be a good place to host, to host, you know, a riff tracks thing like that. You know it is. That's what I do, like on Yes, Saturday morning, tomorrow morning, God Damn it, what day is it? Yeah, Saturday morning. I watch like old school cartoons and I riff off them. Sounds like I do want to get more into the movies, like my friend Lew does. To like one like fractastic movie. I think you should probably do is cracular versus Frankenstein. It's so yeah, one of the shittiest fucking movies. That would make for some good riffin. I'll show you some ones I've already had cute up in my mind. Okay, you're ready? Yeah, yeah, I don't motherfuckers try to see what I just had it up. You're not that long ago anyway. You know it, stuff like attack in the fifty foot woman and Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah, there's what all, planet of the dinosaurs. That's when I saw the other the dinosaurs, says. Hell Yeah, the dinosaurs. Okay, yes, like coming up next, right, yes, Oh, it's so hell yeah, I love it. I have so many old oh yeah, here's planet of the dinosaurs. And then what else? They got? That this like that monster from the ocean floor, the magnetic monster. Hell yeah, yeah, man versus beasts. We ought to do a shark Nado or something to at some point. Oh, hell yeah, we're five headed shark. If you seem like three headed shark, fourheaded shark, five headed shark. Not since breakfast. Now they not. First of all, they made two headed shark, right, HMM, not to be outdone, Shark. I think they actually have more than that. Holy Shit, you. Yeah, so, imagine with the same kind of format that cat box has, you know, the same kind of format that you do. You know what people talk over, the gaming and all that stuff. You know, we just play one of those things and, Oh yeah, shout out some Shit. I said this. People were comics. Do something in the middle of something to I don't know. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah, I'M gonna get a little line up. No idea. It's something to give a night to come up with an idea and some work for somebody else to do. Yeah, all right, great idea for Christine. I'll come. I would totally do that. I would. I'm getting so much better with working everything and how getting it set up with obs and all that crappy horror shit. Like I fast, no too, don't you? Yeah, I you twitch. So it's like I can switch my screen up and everything and it's it's crazy, you know, it's like boom. So, yeah, anything. It's like we BOP movie in there, get everybody up, you know, on the side. It's, you know, crisscross this. It's like Bam, you know, we got we're all SCISSORING, we're having fun, we're all well and everybody can know what it is in advance. So if anybody wants to do their homework and come, come ready with riffs. Oh Yeah, me, I like to be fucking surprised, because sometimes your first reaction to you never see is the best one. It is it is like, Oh my God, is snick coming out for a vagina shitty fucking filmmaking. Yeah, I know, it's great. I love that kind of stuff. It's the best. I...

...mean, I guess I got that from my Dad's side of the family. We used to always riff off of like fucking blazing saddles and things like that. My brother and I used to actually do it just like just like MST three thousand, with the same kind of movies, like, you know, like when Baby Godzilla, you know, and stuff like that. Watch movies like moth our baby Godzilla and like riff them up. You know. Yeah, totally. Have you ever Seen Baby Godzilla? I I'm probably sure that I have. It's all one way here another, where they had a guys where Godzilla has to teach baby Godzilla how to use the flame by stopping on his tail. Yeah, yes, I've definitely seen that as like my cousin John's like a huge Godzilla fans. So it's like, yes, one point or another I have probably seen everything. So, yeah, riffing on movies. Don't I like to do that Justin I mean I like to just watch mstthreezero reruns, you know, and Oh yeah, hell yeah, if you have Pluto TV, I think they have a whole channel. Oh yeah, I do have Pluto and I think they got it on seatcock to or something. Oh Yeah, I'm like Hell Yeah, bitches. It's like, yes, yeah, I was watching it together night. I was like, I should probably good a bit. Actually, I should probably learn the script and the two fucking songs that I need to buy Tuesday. You know, the other thing that's fucking great, though, is that it also has letters mtk or whatever. It is, the Japanese game show that the guys dub over in English and they make they fucking riff on the people in it. If you know the one I'm talking about, well, yes, these games shows. That's like. It's like the thing where the people go through the obstacle course and knocks him under the water or whatever, and it's a Japanese game show, only these guys dub it over in English and make the make the lines a lot funny. I'm call remember MTK and we're have to look it up sometimes. Yeah, definitely, I do remember seeing that. It's like that was yeah, that was funny and it was great because if you if you hear what they're saying, also turn on the close captioning, because sometimes the close captionings fun here than what's going write it like trouble the play or the differences between the caption that, yes, like, what the fuck? It totally did not say that. That's like the classy I know if you ever solve what he allens. What's up, Tiger Lily? But that's a that was a classic, really fun, I think I have. Yeah, very great, because he took this old, Shitty Japanese detective movie and then he dubbed over, he redubbed the lines in English and made it Shittier and and hysterical. I tell you, it's worth the watch. I mean, we all hate him, but you know, but this far as the work depend, I know it was worth the watch. He wasn't old enough at that time to be a piece of shit, I guess. And Yeah, sure, it was before Pos exam, before Peo at. Yeah, I got a lot into like those, you know, the classic older movies. This one video store that was around the corner. For me, they weren't like blockbuster or anything, but for I think, like a certain amount of money, you can take out as many movies as you wanted per month and as cool solls like. I became friends with the dude that works there and everything, and one day, like we were actually he was putting stuff away in the porn section and I joined them. So that was fun. That was my first movie theater movie store experienced. The second one was definitely a blockbuster. I'm glad that I got the you know, have sex in that back area. Then we just start running out of movie places stuffs, like Damn it, yeah, how am I gonna feed this fetish? You know, it's so weird the first time you ever go into, you know, a sex shop when you're a young person, and it's just it's just dicks and tits and you know, videos and pills and you know rush and just every tide of tear, just every chide of devious thing that you can imagine. It's like hell yeah, it's like fuck it. That's my Disney world. That's whenever I get one, it's like, oh gosh, it's like I love it. I love it, Damn sometimes when I'm having a make that you guys have amazing stores there. They have amazings are here now. I said everything down there, though we have some stuff, not too much that we have like the Red Barn, but it'sn't okay sextually. It's okay. It's not like the best. It's not the worst though. But, like I said, whenever I'm having a bad day I like to get a hot chocolate goose of the sex door, like it's good in there. It's good, it's nice. Sometimes I get free loubes in it. Yeah, but what's interesting is, like, you know, I think that there's a bit that there could be a bit in in this for the right person, and maybe it's you, but talking about how I a always think it's interesting...

...when the person behind the counter, like you got two different kinds of people that work behind the counter in one of these places. Right, yeah, you got the person who's just like Wolpe and hip and has, you know, so has, you know, seventeen piercings and some cool tattoos and pink hair. Right, you got that guy, and then you got the guy that looks like you know, he's he was a Roadie for the cream's clearwater revival. Yes, okay, Remember Duck Dynasty. Exactly. Got The old hunt and code on. If you had a hunched out a log beer and coat. It's someone in some woman is there asking him advice about loobes, like yeas advice about cock rings and stuff. I'm like, you know, I don't really know that that I see myself through the eyes of you. Sure it's what you think is great about this cock ring is the same thing I would like about it? I'm not quite certain. I mean it's like, to be honest with you, is like you want the lady pleasure one. Yeah, right, we the other. What normalizing all the lingo. I think it's funny also to watch the person that goes in there, the young woman that goes in there for the first time, to I MMM, like they're trying to be cool right, like yeah, Oh, yeah, I'm doing in here, like, Holy Crap, is gonna come in and you know, they just gonna come in and on the wall there's going to be three sex toys. They'll go all that one. Oh my God, it's gonna take two hours to decide what you want. I know, like I said, it's like bill do wonderland, you know, or yeah, whatever, Disneyland, whatever the places, and occasionally, if you go into one of those, if he swear, if he stores, you will find a mouse, like I remember what time. Go ahead. I was doing a cosplay for a show that I was in and I was dressed as a nun and afterwards we went to the red light district and when it like that's the Ulo, I want it. What the fuck? I was like, what? I'm Kinky. Well, you never boren a nun's outfit in Doo. Sex Drop Guy. Right. Where else you expect me to get my penises from? That's right, I'm in the corridor. Stopped doing that years ago. Away extra body parts. You know, Sister Mary Frances has got herself a nice fist, very frances. I need this. Little Sister Very Francis is out of town. The guy that worked at the more gave us some good parts to play with. They're nice and stiff to it's funny. That's just what goes through my head. Awesome. So what cross plays do you like to do the most? I guess I'm anything with Agent Carter, Captain Carter. Like doing those ones, but I also love being Sheryl tunt or Pampoov from the show archer. Good really, I really little. Arch is my favorite show on earth. Just the ball. I love to let shit slide there. I Love I love doing Sherre all. I have a drinkable blue bottles that actually has the icest logo on it. Really do. Dude. This hot chick from Canada, I kid you not, does the best sheryld tunt cosplay ever and she was so awesome with me because I saw she had the label for the Jart and I was like, dude, that's so cool. Where'd you get it from? She's like hold on, she's like, I'll send you the file and I'll like, oh, this is fucking cool. All right, so I go to print it right, my printer, of course, cracks out on fucking inch. So I'm like, I'll just take at the staples on my thumb drive, get it, you know, print it out get the hell home. Well, of course our machine was down, so I give it to the guy that guys like which file is it, and I'm like it's the one labeled. IIS. Oh my God, Damn. So put it up on the big fucking screen. I'm like, I'm gonna get shot. It's like thanks, what the fuck. That's great. It's like I walk around having glue, teen he's and everything, and I also do the vander tout one from the S, which is totally fucking awesome. I have my little stuffed Aweso a lot around here...

...named baboo come. He always comes with me and doing Pampoo Vee was so much fun. I was a guess that one of the a was the hell was that one of the game of Con Conventions? I was like the cosplay ambassador for that show. All right, so one day I'm getting there, I have everything, I extra patted myself in the front and everything, and I'm driving. Look, I'm on like a d down the room because I want to get pulled over by a cop because I have a whole thing of bear claws and I just wanted to go bear class. You know, I just wanted to do that so big. But okay, I got bummed because I didn't get pulled over. If I'm going through the parking garage and I'm turning the doesn't my one tick gets stuck in the fucking wheel. I'm like really, Oh damn it. I was like how the Hell Hell people drive with these things? Like I said, it's like I love her character. I do have this one this stuff and is from archer. It's the Breast Cancer Awareness Oh and yeah, yeah, I love this. Is The for a lot of things. She used Luis Right for the I love this fucking yes, for the HR. So that was a great day, though, because I had like this bottle that looked like liquor. Yeah, there was something there. So I'm drinking like the whole thing and at the same time I've got my m my can, so I could do cocaine whippets, and they left me in charge of everything. I'm like, what the Fuck, you love Vampoovy and charge. Okay, let's see how this goes. It ends up there wasn't too there weren't too many people there. I fell asleep behind my booth and when I woke up I was like bear claws and my next door neighbor was laughing so hard he fell off of his chair. It's like, Dude, where you you passed out there. I was like, we'll call it that. I was taking a cat nap. Yeah, I love what they were when they were smuggling the cocaine with Pam on. Yeah, Pam and this the smuggle the cocaine. You know, Eugene Merman was right down the street for me. Oh Holy Shit, I love him. He comes, Oh my God, he comes in the comedy studio all the time. You did a guest set on the night. I was there just a week ago. Did you see? He posed my picture. I post a picture where. Yes, I don't like Shit. I was like, he records right out of his house. Here. He's got his own studio in his house. I love it. I Love I've loved his comedy forever in a day. I'm like, dude, like the best. I love it. I love all that. Damn it. Yeah, y'all, do the do the bit called my taint from the Vagina monologs thing. I think it's so. They're actually what's funny about that was what I got older. I actually did the vagina monologs for six fucking years in a row. Yeah, yeah, well, it's surprised, I thought. Well, I just thought I always think about you. surprisally, not surprisingly, though, when I see, if I see her, do that bit on my taint, because they all I think, you know, pat would love this like this. Hell, yeah, hell, yeah, like I said, I've loved her like even before I knew that she did voice acting and everything. Same with Eugene. It's like I've known that, like just being comedians and everything. It's like, dude, why to the kind? I love you, Janess slide of the CONQUERENCE, Manu Man. That is so cool. I got to come up and see you sometime and maybe run into him, maybe. Right. Yeah, I did get to see him. I did get to see him and the BOB's burgers panel at San Diego Comic Con. Oh, yeah, I think get to me. I think my stop by the table or whatever. I might have at least said high or something. But yeah, that was a while ago. It was really cool, though, being a guest out at San Diego Comic Con and getting like intellect everything. It's like it would take a lifetime to literally see everything there. Oh, it was so much fun. The last one, the last comic con I went to, was long, but that was significant. Was Long Beach and it's, you know, nothing like San Diego, but still huge. Long Beach Comic Con is big too. I got check it out. I was just a couple weekends ago. I was a guess that the Ocean City Comic Con. Yeah, so I was like, well, that was fun, that was real fun. That was good to a can I got to get to a COT and run it. Like since the last time I was at a count I become acquainted with biling of ball people. She does a lot of cons now and I keep waiting for to come around town. What last time she was near by, I didn't get chance to go, so I want to go down and see her. That a con. Hell Yeah, she makes most of her living, I think. HMM, you can. You can make a great living from it, and it's I mean, I would love to be up at that level and maybe something will, but for...

...now I'll do what I like. No, and it's cool. You can make some money off of it, I suppose, but you put a lot more money into it. It's a lot. It's a passion of love. You know, it is, it is, it is. It's like I love it, though. I said another cool thing when I was at San Diego Comic Con, we were there to see like the archer panel, to and this one girl, she was awesome shoes dressed up, is this great Mana and she was kind of like way back in the fucking back back of the line. I called her up front because, like, I pip shit and everything. I told her because I was there. Is Charlotte Vander Tutt and I told her I was a could you just choke me a little, like okay, as so she gets behind me chokes and we get this awesome photo and my part of the line starts to move and I was like just keep choking me, we're gonna walk in together and I just flacked in my things. She got into the same time. It's like hell yeah, I was like, I love it. It's like yes, I even made it to wear, like in the first episode of Dreamland when she UN does her shirt really quick and it sounds like bellcrow. I actually did that, so I can actually do that. Far I'm like, hell yeah, that was a pain in the ass to make them because there are no patterns anywhere for that. So it was all hand done. And who made my own patterns? It's like who? I actually just I actually just restarted at mole haunt. I restarted back at the beginning about a week ago. So just because, hell yeah, start over. I Love Them. It's like, oh my gosh, I like now my one wish is to actually get down. You can, you can. You emit. Like you talked about some fucking brilliant writing. You know that guy, what's his name? He wrote like the first fucking, you know, forty episodes of that or something. Right, you know the dude that plays that plays the Blonde Gabe. What's his name? It right, right, yeah, yeah, right, he wrote, he wrote them all. He wrote all of them, man, like the first three seasons or some kind of thing. You wrote without any help. Hey, he's fucking awesome. It's like yes, yeah, that's fucking brilliant. Just by love. Right there, I said. That's I said. Now in the drama side of things, jumping jumping ship to the drama side, but still in the genres that we're talking about. Mark Gaddis is another guy that I think is outrageous, who writes the sherlocks and also writes the doctor. Who's Yes, that's another brilliant fucking writer, that guy. Hell, yeah, hell, yeah, Oh, yeah, it's like yeah, Damn Fuck, I just love watching archer. I know, it's just I'mes so hooked on it. It's like the best. I'm like yes, whenever they go back to looping to the beginning or I throw in a DVD, I'm like yes, Y, yeah, you can't go on another one. Another thing that I like going back through to is king of the hills. I like going back through old king of the hills to yes, like yeah, that's point right, classic, classic, funny. Yeah, I like they. So can't believe he knows. I Hay he'll came from like be with some butt. Yeah, it's like, holy craft. That's like eight million years ago. Really, TV had music, really smart guy, really good ride, a really funny dude. Man. Oh Yeah, man knows what it's like. Yep, well, so what? I'm glad. It has been great. See How long thank you go? How long do you usually talk to people? Here's Lily? Like a half an hour. Oh, so here we all an hour to have them. Like, I'm pretty say you're getting your own fucking show. You're no, it's like knowing me and I know I you know and I know I do. I'm probably have stretch this out like three times longer than it's supposed to be any show I ever yeah, it's like you can't get anything out thirty minutes. Well, I love you. So that's why I had a to that thing. It's been going to be here. It's been great to be here. I'm not remember. If I ever do Ya, if I ever do go on late night talk or something, I'm going to have to make sure that I remember to tell them thanks for having me. Good night. Other way to go to commercial. Shut up. Uh. Well, it was real having you here, Matt, like come back any time and we'll definitely get the the movie riffin going. I think. I think it's do it. I think it's an idea. I do think it's an idea. I think it could be fun and I think twitch people would go for that shit too. Man. Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah, you can't even. You can't play videos and shit and like send it to Youtube because they flag you for copyright like right away. Yeah, right, and it sucks. It's I haven't got stuff from Youtube. I'm like, wait a minute, this...

...is your own shit and it's getting flat. Yeah, I know, it's so weird the way that they act about some stuff, like damn it, Larry Things to slip through though to are. Oh Yeah, Oh yeah, like I said, I haven't gotten any copyright things from twitch, and you know how many set times I say fuck. I talked about balls and everything else under the Sun. It's like no, copyright strikes nothing on the channel. I'm like, because I put it specifically, it's rated are it's you know, what do you want? So exactly, like hey, if you don't like this fucking joke, go see another one. Yes. Well, besides, it seems to me like, you know, I want to put you know I'm in the entertainment industry. I want to protect the entertainment industry, but at the same time it seems to me like you could find a law that sort of suggest that these meeting rooms like this are very much like the living room, and I don't have to I don't have to pay copyright to watch a movie with you in my living room. That's true, you know, that's right. Never load about like that. Yeah, yeah, this is our living room, this is our space, this is our private room. They call them rooms, you know, and everything else. So like hell, yeah, hell, that's why I started, you know, popping in my I actually have DVD's of cartoons that I've been putting on and playing and, you know, everything's great bite like writing and Shit, like in the big boxes. Yep, I don't know. I've got one like the two hundred classic cartoons right now. Holy Shit, I love that thing right. Well, keep you going for a while. Some of the movies that I got came in some of those things, to like those big giant packs that you get it right in the has like, you know, forty movies from the s that you never heard of. Huh? There is Alexander the great or stuffing else. Yes, hell yeah, I love that Shit. Man's like watch all these, all these, you know, all these bargain basement cowboy movies and stuff. You know, it's like I love it, I love it. Oh right, kid. Well, it's been a great to be here. Thanks for jabbing or me all night. Ye're welcome. Thank you. Can we're coming on our four hundred and twenty fifty episode addition? Yeah, hell, yeah, fifty. All right, everybody. Now let's smoke it up, bitches. That's right. Good night, get some good night you guys on the web. WWW showcom.

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