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Beauty and the Beast Show Episode 68 - Beast Saves the Day!!!!

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Beauty and the Beast Show Episode 68 - Beast Saves the Day!!!!  

Join the dynamic duo as they Riff on Sploosherman x2 aka Superman. Beast goes full force as Robo Beast which will be aired as another episode because Beauty fucked up! Many, many apologies to the Beast. Stay until the end and sploosh with a song!  

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M H M, coming to you almost live from lake side. Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the beauty and the beat show. I'm Christine Norton, I'm beauty and I'll be your host for this brief little moment. Before we get started on with the show, I just want to send a huge shout out to beasts. All right, this Um number six is entitled be saves the day, because he literally did. I've been having malfunctions with my hardware and getting the volume up and everything, and he's managed to pull something together awesome for this show. We we both worked on the cartoon that you're about to see real soon. So if you're listening to this on spotify or our heart radio, one of those, you're gonna Wante you're gonna want to jump over our youtube channel and please subscribe to that channel. We have been getting some Uber Hits lately. It has been fantastic. I'm talking about like our videos are actually reaching the thousand view the thousand of you thing here. We're jumping up there in space now. Beasts will say, oh, that's because it's your fandom, beauty. It's like everybody loves you. no, no, no, this is an equal partnership, although today it's totally dedicated to you, because you came through save the day. Like everyone, everybody's going through things, getting the whole mindset here. But yes, beast really did come through. It's like, I'm very happy to have him as a comedy partner. He's amazing with writing things and yeah, his like this whole episode is pretty much him. I'm just gonna tag along, I will do a little comedy for you guys. We have to have some of that, all right now? We did have to. We were like, Oh, ship, we're so fixated though, UM, next week. Next week is our sixty nine episode, big fucking number. We're so excited for that. We're like, Oh, ship, we forgot about number sixty. I was like, crap, we can't get the sixty eight without sixty nine. So the whole thing blew over. Blah, blah, blah. Fuck it. I'm gonna do some comedy. This is rated R, rated R as a blue humor, not rated RS and pirates. Maybe we'll do pirate theme someday, but not now. So let me do a little bit of comedy. Let's warm up the warm up. Warm up the listeners. I was gonna say what, warm up the viewers too. You're here to see me too. Awesome. Also, yeah, check us out on t public. We do have t shirts and other merch available. It's awesome. You'll find our links on our site. Uh, beauty and the beast show dot com. I started there for a minute. It's okay, it's been one of those days. Okay, there we go. So, Um, I'm not afraid to admit it, but I get confused like really easily. Don't worry, you, guys. I'm still confused from before. I'm even more confused now. But, for example, when the song first came out, W A P I thought it stood for wet angry pussy. I was like maybe once a month when I call it my angry beaver. I was like holy crap. But then I realized it was whop, W A P as pussy, because hell yeah, my pussies. What it sure is hellain...

...angry, like who would have an angry pussy? I don't know. Not You, not me. So anyway, hair is a crazy thing, like, I'm not gonna beat around the Bush, mostly because I don't have one. If you're new here, that is a true statement. Don't get me wrong, hair down there it's great. It keeps you warm, and I'm not against having a landing strip, but if you are a carpet muncher like I am, then you know the importance of a nicely shaved beaver. Oh my gosh. And so many people have left them go during the pandemic. Like, I mean, Bush is coming back, bushes who? I'm just afraid that I'll have to buy like a size larger and underwear. But like, for instance, so it's like my legs are still in no shave, November. It's wait minutes, it's August, son of a bitch. Why didn't anybody tell me that? God Damn it. But no, I am talking about like when you get where is your Bush, and you put on underwear and like the briefs, right, the big, the big ones, at the skinny ones, but the ones that have like the most coverage, and then all of a sudden, hair sticking out and you look like Bozo again. If we're watching this on spotify, please tune over, turn over to Youtube, so you could see me looking like, you know, a Bush here. UH, yeah, it's time to trim that down, or at least get some corn rows going? I don't. I think that would be totally Kinky, right. Hell, yeah. Also, did you know if you shave your downstairs or underwear fit better? I mean, I feel a lot better when it feels like I've lost some coucy weight. Yes, and a friend of mine, she refers to her her snatch as a feral beaver and it keeps growling. That's scary, isn't it? Holy Crap. I mean like when she's masturbating, does she have to part the Red Sea? I'm talking about her hair, not her period. Don't be gross. She's a ginger. We're talking about pubic hair right now, not periods. But if you have to come, if you're not evenits required comb or you know, you just you might need a weed whacker at this point. WHO The hell knows? But the other day I did have a stiff clip. It was awesome. Alright, call it a lady booner. Oh my God, eight hours, eight hours lady booner. It was awesome. My fingers were so puckered from playing with the SPLUGE canoe. That's what I call my click. Get that right. It's a spluge canoe. We're going with that now. Yeah, there's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm just wrigging about having an eight hour lady Bowner, because why the hell not? But I had a thought the other day. Don't look at me so damn surprised. I occasionally have one of those from here to there there to hear something like that. But I was thinking about, you know, lesbians, Lesbian Bars. Now hear me out on this one, all right. I was thinking of some reject the names, or maybe some good names for lesbian bars. Let's go through the little list. Here. We have the clam jam. That's obvious. You know, scissoring and play lady bonners. That's one of my favorite one. We're gonna have to add on the splush canoe at some point. Let's see. There's the sexy snatch. Yeah, some people are like, oh, I don't like those words. Well then you're not for this podcast. Moving on. Maybe moving on anyway. Uh. There's, you know, strapons. How about that? Some kinky ship right there. Remember, those are trans sometimes, like my friend Jamie Black, he's gotta carry his Dick Around and a reusable Um. We'll tell her those bags a reusable grocery bag. So think about that. Strap ONS would be a great place for that, or the country cunt like. I would totally eat there. Like the g spot, I would totally go to that would be one of my favorite places. Oh my gosh. It's funny too, because probably only women could find the GP, but anyway, it's like make a...

...night out of it. Maybe hit up the G spot. Joined Lesbians across the United States, with fisting across America. Hell yeah, bringing stimulation back into the economy and back into our vaginas well. I have said so much about my beaver vaginas. Snatch. What else did we say? SPLUSH, all right, we got that all in there. We've got the vocabulary going. All right. Now, sit back and get ready for fantastic you. I will see you on the flip side. Make sure you hang out all the way until the end, because we may have a song in there for you. Hell Yeah, I've been Christine Nolton is beauty. Catch in a bit watch the show. Yeah, here we go again, folks, more comedy, Goal Participation Trophies all around. Hooray, it's push your man. He's totally spelled it wrong, Dude. The underground world, the empty space between my ears. It doesn't get much more underground than that, folks. Definitely a vast wasteland of broken dreams, the darkness of Hey musical arrangement by Sammy Timberg. That guy rocks faster than my last orgasm. Yeah, go pound surf, youp Bod. Now that's a Blowjob, folks. Okay, everyone, three, two, one. That is the never ending battle. This guy's does a strong but silent type. Pie's a ticking time bomb of sexual repression. Let's tune in behind closed doors of smut daily magazine. So you see what I believe to be the location of all of splush and the source of moist sexual gratification, inside the Cave of sexual wonders. Lewis has seen that whole before that, no man or woman has fully explored sexual secrets. That revolution is sex as we know it. Yes, it's a fast undercour world. Now, if you'll just pay for transportation, lodging, meals, incidentals on cocaine and, of course, Ms Lane here, we'll photograph the sexualalities we meet along the way. Cocaine is expensive. We can just take meth chief it's cheaper and perhaps manage sexualities. Cocaine manage got me in. Professor, whoever you are, go buy all the cocaine you need. Or Ma, how the hell much cocaine are we bringing, old man? We have some other things too. We're bringing extra danger. Gosh, I hate having to act all whimpy and fun to lowess. I could lift these boxes a danger ten at a time if I really wanted I'd. I'd show her. Do you think we packed enough danger? Geez, I hope so. The tunnel of love, if we fade the black we can save thousands on animation, good thinking. The formations you see, Miss Land, are called still tits. It's easy to remember because they hang there like titty's. I really learned that in cub scouts. Well, I learned craft mega and brownies. We may be approaching the lobby Oblong gottage, I normous, and the legendary g spot that many you say is a myth. You'll never know, brother, careful with that torch, Miss Lane. You don't want to ignite any stray batch gas. You mean quiets are flammable. I need to update my facebook status. Uh, this seems like the perfect location for some of that cocaine. Don't just think, pops. Yes, we can set up a free base camp, I mean base camp, and get down to...

...business, whereas Kent with those extra danger bags. Honestly, professor, no one in the right mind is going to snort that much coke, enough supplies for a small army, especially the guns and dynamite. We're not going to get our deposit back on that boat, rental POPs, Oh ship, we left some important danger boxes on that boat. I can't swim. Well, I guess you better run faster or gramps. Oh Shit, I left my pipe and all the ash, not the fucking Hash and the fucking Ash. Fuck cash, would you look at that? Makes me feel all squish, blast, the source of all spice. That spluice will absolutely ruin our stash. Kent's finally catching up to his intrepid teammates as the first danger bag explodes. Hey, look at those two lag types. Or are they still lagmites? Glove, the oblong got a ginormous and the legendary get better not ignite any stray bag. Gas knows your up to, because Lucivicus memile thanks. Get Weird with the first Birdman sladings. Is this a Nice White Shut parted? WHO The hell? Wait, the king is a ginger. I find that hard to believe. Okay, so this is for real, with the wings and the bakes and the spears. Well, other than the whole, it's a fucking cartoon party. Besides that, part resemblance is remarkable. It's The statue of your dad. They can only mean one thing. It looks like they're not fucking around. No, it means your dad used to Fu bird people. Motherfucker, you're just jealous. Why do we get the craving for Fried Chicken? That batch crack is pretty dry. Batch cracks and Dick Rocks. My kind of gave towering Dick Rocks the best kind. Here you, here, he let's get dinner started. H tastes like chicken. Even the woman or like fish. Geez, there's got to be a men's room around her side. WHOA gryography. We're about to become chicken soup. Oh God, I'm allergic to chicken soup. Damn you pecker heads. I smell fish and back and thrust and wings and back. Come on, girls, keep on time to put US ten weeks of tactless as to good use. Hey, bird dude, don't prick me with your prick. Seriously, guys, I was a lead dancer and guys and off Broadway. Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Bob Fossey? Let me show you some moves. It's a shame we never got to do any of that. Blow yes, the shame, and push him, thrust and punch and leap and save the day. Hooray. Come on, guys, there's still time for sex,...

...that juty. Still Love Dinner. Hey, got any of those Bangdang digger dogs around? Never mine ears one and howns of Burt men died into tragic death that day, victim of a Bang Dang digger dog. Well, you guys really fucked up the entire water supply for the Old Eastern Valley, and and not even one dirty picture chief any that cocaine left. Here we go again, folks, more many gold or maybe silver participation trophies all around. Hooray, it's blusher man. They totally spelled it wrong, Dude. The underground, rural the empty space between my ears. It doesn't get much more underground than that, folks. Definitely a vast wasteland of broken dreams, the darkness of Hey musical arrangement by Sammy Timberg, that guy rocks faster than my last orgasm. Yeah, go, pound, surf up palm. Now that's a Blowjob, folks. Okay, everyone, three, two, one. That is the never ending battle. This guy's does a strong but silent type Pieza tick time bomb of sexual repression. Let's tune in behind closed doors of smut daily magazine. So you see what I believe to be the location of all of splush and the source of moist sexual gratification, inside the Cave of sexual wonders. Lewis has seen that whole. Before that, no man or woman has fully explored sexual secrets. That revolution is sec as we know it. Yes, it's a fast undercour world. Now, if you'll just pay for transportation, lodging, meals, incidentals on cocaine and, of course, Ms Lane here, we'll photograph the sexualities we meet along the way. Cocaine is expensive. We can just take meth chief, it's cheaper, and perhaps Mana sexualities cocaine manag got me in. Professor, whoever you are, by all the cocaine you need or math. How the hell much cocaine are we bringing, old man? We have some other things too. We're bringing extra danger. Gosh, I hate having to act all whimpy in front of Lois. I could lift these boxes, a danger ten at a time. If I really wanted I'd. I'd show her. Do you think we packed enough danger? Geez, I hope so. The tunnel of love, if we fade the black we can save thousands on animation. Good thinking. The formations you see in this land are called stillagtites. It's easy to remember because they hang there like titty's. We learned that in cub scouts. Well, I learned crab mega and brownies. We may be approaching the lobby Oblong gottage, I norvous and the legendary g spot that many say is a myth. You'll never know. Brother. Careful with that torch, Miss Lane. You don't want to ignite any stray batch gas. You mean quiefs are flammable. I need to update my facebook status. Uh, this seems like the perfect...

...location for some of that cocaine. Don't just think, pops. Yes, we can set up a free base camp, I mean base camp, and get down to business, whereas Kent with those extra danger bags. Honestly, professor, no one in the right mind is going to snort that much coke. Enough supplies for a small army, especially the guns and dynamite. We're not going to get our deposit back on that boat, rental POPs, Oh ship, we love some important danger boxes on that boat. I can't swim. Well, I guess you better run faster, gramps. Oh ship, I left my pipe and all the ash, not the fucking Hash, re ash and the fucking Ash, fuck cash. Would you look at that makes me feel all squish a glass, the source of all s. That spluice will absolutely ruin our stash. Kent is finally catching up to his intrepid teammates and the first danger bag explodes. Hey, look at those, stillag tites. Or are they stillagmites? The love the able and got a ginormous and the legendary spot. Better not ignite any stray bage gas evagins you up, because with chivecus. Meanwhile, things get weird with the first Birdman slightings. Is this Anice Wide Shut parted? WHO The hell? Wait, the king is a ginger. I find that hard to believe. Okay, so this is for real, with the wings and the bakes and the spears. Well, other than the whole it's a fucking cartoon party besides that, part pre semblance is remarkable. It's The statue of your dad. They can only mean one thing. It looks like they're not fucking around. No, it means your dad used to fuck bird people. Motherfucker, you're just jealous. Why do we get the craving for Fried Chicken? That vetch crack is pretty dry. Batch cracks and Dick Rocks my kind of cave, towering Dick Rocks, the best kind. Here you, here, he let's get dinner started. Tastes like chicken, even the woman or like fish. Geez, there's got to be a men's room around her side. Show correography. We're about to become chicken soup. Oh God, I'm allergic to chicken soup. Damn you pecker heads. I smell fish and back and thrust end wings and back. Come on, girls, keep on time to put US ten weeks of tact lists to good use. Hey, bird dude, don't prick me with your PRECA upuick. Seriously, guys, I was a lead dancer and guys and dolls off Broadway. Hey guys, have you ever heard of Bob Fosse? Let me show you some moves. It's a shame we never got to do any of that. Blow yes, ship and push him, thrust and punch...

...and a leap and save the day. Hooray. Come on, guys, there's still time for sex. That shot. He still love dinner. Hey, you got any of those Bang Dang digger dogs around? Never Mind, here's one, and hounds of bird men died into tragic death that day, victim of a Bang Dang Dinger Dog. Well, you guys really fucked up the entire water supply for the whole Eastern Valley, and and not even one dirty picture chief any that cocaine left. Oh Man, you're still here. He again. Didn't we have this fucking talk? So all right, what do you think of the show? Drop US some comments down below or fucking email us, beauty and the beast show sixty nine at GMAIL DOT com. God Damn it, I guess I got placed out again. You're ready for your Betty Bud Story. You're fucking ready for it. I'm just kidding. I love all of our fans, don't get me wrong. It's one of those fucking days. Here we go, says we had splushy show. Might as well end it with when I splush why the fund not. I got my ticket phone, no long way around. Two bottles of was here for the way, and night sweat up beneath, or my two fingers in this case. Yeah, and I'm leaving somebody. You say, when I hush, when I slewse, you gonna love me. When I smothe, you're gonna pull me by my hair, you're gonna make me everywhere. You're gonna love me when I smooth. I got my ticket for the long way round. You know I'm talking about Cock right, Yep, with the prettiest of us, I enjoy sex in public. Yeah, it's got whims, it's got cheese, it's got paddles to play with, and I'm glad to be kicking with you. When I speech, when I slese, you can love me. When I sweuch, you're gonna pull me by my hair. You gotta Spang me everywhere. You're gonna love me when I smooch. Everybody, now, man, when I spooche, when I smooch, you're gonna love me. When I smouch, you're gonna pull me by my hair. Oh, you're gonna Spang me everywhere. You're gonna love me when I'm Gonne. Alright, tune in next week because it's our big sixty ninth episode. Hell Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's do this ship. I'm Christine Norton. I've been beauty and I have over and out. Who yeause I'm on the weather do www dot idiot b show dot com.

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