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Episode 50 · 7 months ago

Beauty and the Beast 420/50th Episode Show with Special Guest Casey McNeal

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Beauty and the Beast 420/50th Episode Show with Special Guest Casey McNeal We did it! We've released our 50th Episode on 420!! Thank you everyone! Let us celebrate with a kickass show! The Day of 420 Goldie Locks Smokes Weed with the 3 bears Beauty’s Bits with special guest comedian Casey McNeal Beasting it up with Beast 2022 Year of the Goo Harry Loves Harriet Blammo Hipster GnomesOriginal Beast Music Failed Nation Tour Beast Variety SegmentDo you Take Venmo Bitch Slap Insurance More with Beast - Twitch w Kat Box Comedy Days INN Beauty makes music: Non-St Patricks Day Song, Summer Weed aka Summer Loving and ending with Hello Mother, Hello Father 420 Edition Check us out at www.beautyandthebeastshow.com   Find Us Here: Facebook Youtube TeePublic Listen to Us Here: iTunes iHeart Radio Sounder FM Amazon Spotify

Coming to you almost live from lakeside. Hello everyone, welcome back to the beauty and the beast show. I'm Christine Nolton, I'm beauty. Hey, what's up? Happy Four hundred and twenty. Also, happy fifty episode of the beauty and the beast show. Can You fucking believe it? Is that plan perfectly or what? The fifty episode dropped great on four hundred and twenty. I'm sending a shout out to mark Hill's my comedy partner. He has been amazing. Without him half of this wouldn't be here. I know it's like, yeah, a beauty without the beast, there's no fucking way. All right, so we have got a crazy fucking show for you. I had to write this all out because there's so much going on. Again, like I said, thank you for tuning into our fifty episode. Happy Four hundred and twenty. Smoke them, if you got them. Let us know what kind of stranger smoking. I've been sucking on snosberry, that's right, Dick Flavored Babe from Charlie the chocolate factory, yes, or Willie Walk, whatever the Hell you want to call it. I don't know. There's a lot of snosberries there's a let Dick Looking going on. So check us out always at beauty and the beast showcom we're on facebook, youtube, t public gets some tshirts. You're watching this on Youtube. You can actually see the tshirts right here. Yes, we are in tea public, Itunes, I heart radio, Sounder FM, Amazon, spotify. I think I fucking nailed it right. All Right, and we've got an amazing show. Like I said, we've got coming up the day of four hundred and twenty, because we have to have that in here, right, goldilocks smoke sweed with the three bears. We have beauties bits with special guest comedian Casey mcmill, all the way from Boston, beasting it up with beast. Of course we've got the two thousand and twenty two year of the Goo, Harry lows, Harriet, some Glamo hipster nomes, because why the hell would you want to fucking hipster? No, that's right. We've got original music by beast. We've got the failed nation tour. We've got the beast variety segment. Who? There's going to be a lot of stuff going in there. Who? That's right. There's a song even. Do you take Venomo. Guess we do. Bitches, Christy Nolton, double seven. Yep, we will split that evenly. Yes, I did, you not? All right, there is bitch laugh insurance, because why the hell wouldn't you need bitch laugh in shurance if your a comedian? Get that today. I'm not even kidding. Right. We have more with beasts. He goes on talks about twitch, with catboss comedy. Hell Yeah, we're on there all the time. Yes, our days of streaming, our Monday's, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Hell Yeah. We have the amazing days in commercial because we put up all of our guests as the days in Hell Yeah, get in on that. That's right. And then we have beauty makes music. That's her wreck. We have a non sat patrick's Day Song. Don't worry, it has stuff to do with we don't worry, it's all good. Don't worry, I didn't skip the east and because we did ease to last week. It's all good. Just wait and see. With also a song called summer summer, we'd also known as Summer Lovin from the hit Greece, except we're with weed, because the fuck not right. And of course we're going to end with hello. Mother, hello father, the actual Weed Ford Twenty edition. That goes back. Someone had started it. Hello mother, hello father. I've been smoking marijuana. But guess what, that's all it ever ended. There's no more after that. So I wrote the whole song. I know, cello mud, hello father. I like the mother father. Think I just can't get into that. Anyway, it's got to be a freaking awesome show, so keep tuning in here. And of course, here we go. Let's get this party started. Yes, money was short, times were hard. Here's your...

...fucking for Twenties Day card. Twas the day of twenty and all through the house everyone was smoking, even the mouse mom at the Whore House and dad smack an ass. Oh kind of love being Spang. I had just settled down for some nice sweet eye called grass. Out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn I saw some chronic in the shape of the Dick. I knew in a minute it was my dealer, name Nick. He filled all our stockings with some weed and some beer and a big rubber Dick for my brother the Queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous far try explaining that to your homeowners insurance. Fuck, all right, that was some fucking weed right there. He swore. Any her, I had a mouth like a trucker. Here's hoping we all get stone motherfuckers. And with that let's start this twenty show. Hell Yeah, I'm Christine Olden Goldilocks, smoke Swede with the three bears. Goldilock love the hustle and bustle of the big city night after night. Then you after venue. She would perform stand up comedy. And what did you expect? The story is written by a comedian. Being surrounded by many people and heckled by the best, it started to put wear and tear on goldilocks. She was slowly losing it. Hey, I said slow can we slow down the damn animation? How about a freeze frame so I can deliver my lines? Until one day she totally lost in although you can't really lose something you've never had. Just say she packed up a bag or a backpack to head into nature. Hope she remembered some snacks. If not, pine cones are nature's fruit. Just don't wipe with them. That's good advice. Anyway, she walked and she walked, so she made it to someplace familiar. Hey, if you haven't heard the story of Goldilocks in the three bears, that's not my problem. Also, spoiler, there's ahead. She was also huffing and puffing. Damn. That girl had asthma. She needs an inhale, or not a ball, but the hail or it. Shut up and just do the damn story. She knocked on the door, and who do appear but her three friends and that of some bears. Hell, yeah, bitches, yeah, those are the same things, so I'll try to figure it out. There was baby bear, Mama Bear and Papa Bear. Baby bear was now a teenager enjoying some sticks, if you know what I mean. They invited her in and lit up some doubies. Baby bear commented that she had grown some nice boobies. Mama Bear has some Nice boobies. To check out her rack. Whoo, I just like titties. They got high through the night, which was a complete sight. Who knew bears like we cool. Goldilocks has been renewed. She was happy and chill. That's it for the story. Now Pay Your Bill. Three, two, one. Goldilocks has been renewed. She was now happy and chill. That's it for the story. Now go pay your bill. Then, mom me at Christine Nolton. Double Seven. Did you think that story was free? Happy forred and twenty. All right, hello, hello, everyone. Welcome back to the beauty and the beach show. That's right, this is beauty's bits. That's with a bee. If you want to see the teeth, you gotta check out my only fans. Hell. Yeah, we are having some fun here tonight. Oh my gosh, is for hundred and twenty. Can You freaking believe that? And our fifty fifty episode, Oh my Gosh. And Guess who we have tonight? We have the amazing Casey make me up from Boston. WHOO man, it is so great to have you here, Casey. What is up? Heys, is great to be here. It's Christmas month, you know, for four stoners like me. So I've been just like you, bought. I bought ten. I bought ten joints today, just it, just because it is gonna varid. Of what the joys that came home with a few minutes ago. I got an ounce to triangle cush and an ounce of the heck else. Of I got. Oh, I have white nightmare. Oh, yeah, very...

...good, guys, awesome. Yeah, this, you know, Hodge buzz up, but it's yeah, it's my month because all the best deals are in April for weed. So yes, Oh my God. I also can't believe it. I'm from Jersey and we have recreational weed. It's going on sale. It starts on four hundred and twenty one, but one four hundred and twenty one. It's like, what the fuck, guys, you couldn't even start on a right date. Like come once. All the medical people. I bet all the medical people appreciate that, though. Feel like I'm gonna get my stuff up four hundred and twenty before all those amateur get in there. That's right. Like bitches, is like it's going down. I'm like over here. I was like I couldn't. I was like, oh my gosh, what do I smoke? You know, it's it's going to be a blazing day, right. So I'm like, I've got, you know, Alaskan thunder fuck and gg for I almost forgot what classics class Oh hell yeah, it's like the Asian thunderfuck gorilla glue. I mean that's my combination. Grilla lose. Just a great go to for every sort of down leaning hybrid, you know, into killeening hybrid, gg four the bust. Hell, yeah, you said you came from what doing? What you came from doing? Yeah, the Zoon Improv it was my friend Donovan's birthday freaking three years ago. He started it on Zoom and three years later we're still fucking on zoom. We're so fun. It was fun. So yeah, I do him prob right. So I've got this is good trip. Everybody the fuck out. I've got my dolphin puppet. Like to see my dolphin inside? Now? You would not. Anyway, I'm sitting here. I'm full of fucking twy. We're like here, like here, like gods, Stilla took over seeing, you know. Then, of course we've got the possessed baby doll, like come to Mama Gray, smoke that, hey baby, want to get kind of weed? You snoo get what kind of we I don't like me. I don't like dolls. I'm weird about dolls. I this what he's creepy. He's cre all dolls are creepy. I'm weird, but when I was a kid, my grandma I spend a lot of time at my grandma's house and my cousins lived with my grandma and they had freaking army of these life size dolls that were like, you know, they're like three feet, three and a half feet tall, you on, the size of a child. Right army of them, and they sat in the room in their bedroom up there by themselves. You know, nobody's in that room. I could not go in there. I couldn't even go in the room. And because they were the blood hell and all that stuff, you know, and you know, no see one of those guys move, that's it. No thanks, no way. Exactly. When I was younger, it's like my mom my, my parents let me watch whatever the hell I wanted, which was awesome, but the movie doll scared the shit out of me. I was like, Oh my God, dolls that came awive and I was out in the backyard like bearing every fucking doll that I had that I was a kid. It was talking Tina, okay, Talking Tina from twilight zone with telly Savalas that episode, and the other one was there was a twilight zone episode about a talking doll. And the worst one, though, was not really a talking doll, but it was that one from it was like a tales from the crypt thing and it was like it was that little it was that Little Zulu warrior thing. It was like they carry the night win, you know, the one to talk about it, Karen Black, was like the the the victim. Do you remember the thing I'm talking about? Yes, it's fucking crash holy craph. Yes, I like that. Of course they're all those dolls and of course you know the birth of Chucky and I'm like, what the hell, really, what the hell? We need another killer doll movie out there? You know? Yeah, I do not like him. No, thanks, no way. It's like, Um man, I know. It's like with this thing here that I got. I'm like, I definitely want to do something with him, like I was thinking like morbid puppet theater or something like that. I don't know it was, it was an idea. That's what I got off of him. I got a creepy ass clown doll. I bought them from a second hand store, so I'm pretty sure they're possessed. It's great and it's like someone you do today. Well, I went to the second hand store and I bought some possessed dolls. You know. Let's see how the night goes, let's see it's like. Ways it up. Let's do this shit. Oh my God, yes, hmm. So how long you been doing comedy?...

Hold on, I've been no comedy for about six years now, but I've been doing Improv for over twenty years. So half my life I've just been faking shit. It's great. It's great. How long have you been doing comedy? Twenty, thirty years almost. I I started, let's put it this way. Before going to the story, I'll say I open for Sam Kenniston the week before he died. So I've been doing it that long. Sam Good, I said I guessed it was still alive. I wasn't. So one thousand nine hundred and ninety one, I think something like that. I think I started. Oh Hot Damn, I'd love. I'd love your comedy. I love being on shows with you. I'm hoping to do them in person one day. Yeah, thanks, holy craft. Well, I dually. I started doing stand up like that. Then I moved into public speaking for twenty years, where I do. I do funny keynotes on dealing with difficult people and stuff like that. So I'd be the first to come into your you know, annual meeting him underwater basket weavers or something and give a key note and so so I did that for a long time, but I behave. I got a rage and pill addiction and when I got clean off of the off of the pain killers, I decided to go back to small state stand up just to see what I could do. That was like only three years ago. Oh, dude, you're brolliant man, you're rock. Thank you, you're raw. Yeah, I said, you're wow, wow, only craft now I can pick for me. Don't like keynote speeches like, okay, John's a little dipshit that keeps eating everybody's fucking launch. Okay, he deserves a foot in the air, right. Yeah, and the story that they'll be a hundred nine, nine, hundred and ninety nine. I'm available for parties. Bar Miss Wasn't, apparently. Yeah, first and pays a lot of money. It pays a lot of money. You knows. You know, like you ever heard that this are the difference being a stand up comic and a humorist? Thirty five hundred dollars an hour box to do one of those gigs, you know, and I did a lot hot damn, which about that. I could afford all the best drugs, but that ultimately wasn't good for me. You know. No, I know. It's like, all right, I've got money, I've got the drugs. Oh my gosh. There was this weird pop tarts mean that was going online and it had like all these disgusting ones, except where they had like a cocaine pop tart. I'm like hell, yeah, Hi High Wall, having your munch. She's the same time. That's fucking genius. I've probably stay away from the the Chili hot dog pop tart, though. I don't think that would make a good one. Yeah, it's like cocaine, yes, Chili hot dog, no. I drove a line. I would have. How did you meet those guys that like rampantly and all that? Oh, rampantly, Um, I ended up really yeah, we met there. We met there. I was doing one of those what the hell are they called? Those? They give you like a topic, you don't riff off of it, like they give it to you in advanced and you write some stuff and then everybody says it and then you know everybody you know will give you feedback. You know, it's like it wasn't really good tod stuck like what? How can you make it better? Things like that, and Jolie was running that and she came and I did like half and half. I did like part of what I was assigned and then part of my own, you know, humor. In case he's dying over there. It's great. No, I've learned. I got one foot on the mute all the time. So it's like, and that's how we met, like when she heard me do the blue comedy, she's like, I have a blue mic, and that's how I got started in it. How do you come across rampantly? Oh, good question. I was already doing zoom stuff because when the pandemic hit I had just finished a mutany radio comedy festival in San Francisco. Had A great had great fucking week up there and then boom, just everything was laid waste, dumb. So I got I was in the Boston comedy festival that year and it was zoom. It was like the first time anybody done a festival zoom festival of virtual fessel Blah Blah Blah. flappers did the videoing stuff of it, you know, did all the virtual stuff, and then it was, you know, the Boston comedy fest of Boss People. So we got this sort of like you know, training and stuff on how...

...to make zoom good and all that sort of you know shit. And I'm actually remember if I if I was doing any zoom before that. I don't really think that I was doing much zoom before the Boston Comedy Festil but after I did the boss of Comedy Festival in two thousand and twenty, there was just stuff around to do. You I met people there, other people were doing them. You know, it just pops up and then I think just somewhere along the line it was one of those one of those things. I think you know exactly exactly, like I said. It's like I remember, like I said, doing the whole writers thing because I went I am definitely a filthy comedian, but I wanted to change it up a bit, you know, like start, you know, regular material, you know exactly, and then it's like I was said, oh I have a blue mic, and that like shit, that went out the window. I was like, well, they're we're back to where one here. Where are? That's all right, I mean, you know, you'd beat swimming, your comfort zone and all that. I can always I have trouble sometimes deciding because, like I get right all clean and I've got, you know, forty five clean or better if you include the stuff from the old days and that. But I don't want to just do that and sometimes I feel like, Oh, you know, if I'm when I'm doing stuff that's blue or adult or racier whatever, it's off brand. It's off brand, it's off brand. I don't know, maybe it is, maybe it's not. But then I think, well, norm McDonald, what's Norm McDonald? What was norm McDonald's brand? You know what I mean? Like he was, he was clean. He was not clean, he was, you know, hmm shit, if he had a mouthful of it, he was you know. So I don't know. I don't know exactly where I where I like it, but but since I came back I experimented more with stuff that was just, you know, I would never have had the nerve to say a long time ago, but Bernie Mac taught me about taking risks, actually, because I open for him when he was alive and he taught he said that he was once at the Apollo. He was doing a show at the Apollo theater and red foxes in the audience and Red Fox went backstage and so he wanted to know what. You know, what Red Fox? What he think my act right? So we asked them. What do you think? He said, well, you're pretty good kid. The problem is you don't want to be good, you want to be liked. HMM. So he said he realized, you know, that on that day that like it was about, you know, taking chances, you know. So I've started to take some more chances with things myself. Hell Yeah, hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, I've done some comedy rape for the pandemic. The last thing that we saw was over in the casinos. I think it was at the poor gotta. We went we saw like Andrew Dice, clay and everything, and his opener, Christy Miller. I was like, I know, she's freaking fantastic. Well, I started doing some comedy therapy shows and headline. WHO's headlining one night but Christy Miller, and now she's she's ripping on every comedian that went up before and she gets to me and I'm like, Oh my God, what she gonna do? What you gotta do? She's like and that little bitch sitting there all cute with her fucking cat headphones on. Dirty is fucking mouth that, ever, don't change one bit. Stay right there. And then we actually we actually got to do a couple live shows also, and I was like this is amazing, you know, and my mom was there. It was great because John and Jim who run that, they actually call my mom mom. So then Christy was calling mom mom. Yeah, right now we have a giant family. Now he Christy's cool. So, Chris, he's got her name on the wall at the comedy store. I saw the picture. I was like, so she does those governors. She does that governor stuff Fu lot too, doesn't she? She hangs out with those guys. Yeah, so that's cool. Jim Adrino shows are what those? Yes, yes, Jimm Adrino shows. Yes, in the New York underground comedy festival, in that, but I need to go and do some live stuff those guys down there. HMM, definitely. It's so much fun. It's like I got to meet and do shows with Danny Ridell. That was awesome. Walter, quite a few of the comedians that we met through rampantly. It's like we're Allett. Finally got to meet up and do some shows together. It was fan freak catastic. In fact, the time that like Danny and I like shared a hotel room. We get there right and it was after one of the comedy things that we did and I wasn't I didn't know, but that night I was also called on stage. It wasn't my night to be on them because I was on the previous night. And so I get a text like maybe like one person before I'm up. It was like from John and he's like Hey, can you go up and do like nine minutes of new material? I'm like, they're all pull...

...that out of my right. I was like, hell yeah, I'll go up again. Hell Yeah, I've got no rob I was just there supporting and everything. And so we get there and everything and like Danny, she loves to smoke pot too. So we get there and we unroll like everything. I've felt like this giant team's got munch he's on one side, and then just everything, as you like, holy crap, like the Alaskan thunder fuck that I had, the Asian thunderfut I don't know why I like to call Alaska. You know, it's like a wild salmity. Know, here's some wild what it is. That's it's the man of Newskin thunderfuck. That's why. Yes, that's why we were all she was like Holy Shit. She's like your vapes are like twice as big of as my cartridges are. Sort of like, let's save that one because it tastes like fucking fruit loops. So we're like that's definitely a morning straight. Will wake up, we'll do that. But it was late right, and of course, a couple people that I'm staying with, they like to keep the thermset set the hell and it was hot and I was like crack. I didn't bring like any sleeping shorts. All I had was I wear these men's cooling I's like, I hate to be hot. It's the worst. Oh my God, it is. It's the worst. But I had these shorts that I wear under my dress, like those the men's cooling briefs. So I'm in the bathroom trying to get ready. I'm I'm all like fucked up. We've been watching South Park for like ten hours now and I gotta put them on and doesn't my Toego right through the Dick Hole. So I'm just laughing in there. She opens it up and I'm just I'm like that. I don't know what the fuck was like. My tongue went through my dick hole. That's all I the what. You guys were having a slumber party or what? Hell, yeah, we're having a slumber party. Where were you sleeping with? Her place or her your place? We had a hotel, we had she was from Philios, from South Jersey. Week. Yeah, were you do what you guys in New York doing a what shows were you doing? Oh, that was for one of the comedy therapy shows that they had here in New Jersey before they went up and started to do stuff in New York. It was like my second or third time back up the place and I was just really, really funny shows. Broadway Comedy Club? I have not but I've definitely gotten up there. I've done the Broadway Comedy Club under comedy therapy, but I have not gotten up for Ganisis shows. Like I've got to get up there now that the snow and the ice is gone, because I can't walk on that Shit for anything. Yeah, I like Ye, one of jams the show. I gotta go do one of her shows to. Yeah, yeah, definitely down. Are used to. Yes. So what other good weed stories have you got. I guess it should be weed stories tonight. Right, I don't know. I don't know what format you normally have for your show, so I just did it's whatever the fuck is your questions. Well, tell let's tell some stories. Let's I don't know what to do. I just don't. I don't want to be got out here to the most boring. The most boring is beauty in the beast podcast. Guess we ever had? HMM, we's definitely not boring at all. We have not had a boring fucking guest, although I have had some moot killers on catbox comedy. No, like a couple people there, because I'm looking to fucking improve my mood, not make it worse. Yeah, I know, what the fuck? You'RE IN JERSEY, I'M gonna go over and kick your ass, okay, and you keep pulling down my fucking cap and that little bitch. We were supposed to be doing an open mic up in debt for New Jersey. Of course it was a clean mic because it was inside of an old ass church, you know, and I'm ready. I've got ten minutes of clean ten minutes whatever. I'm there right and they're supposed to be like six or seven comedians and they all fucking bail. I was the only comedian that showed up to this open mic. I was like, what the fuck, guys? Was it a mixed mic or was it just a comedy? Mine? It was a mixed mic. You actually had to sign up online and everything. person deal comedy. Yeah, there was like six or seven other people that were supposed to be there doing comedy to love. What were the other acts? Guitar and like Yeah, Guitar, couple coup, a little karaoke things, you know, a couple kids there. It's like a couple living word poets. Yet pretty much for him, I mean I'd like those two. It's like it was a great night. My friend Luke Peshi, he was there. It was awesome. He's like, he's like he's never seen me do comedy before and he said I was like the best thing that night. He was like, Dude. So it's like that's why I'm like I said, it's like I take on the challenge just like yes, I can do clean comedy, believe it or not. Yes, I have like at least forty minutes of clean in me. You know why not? Why? I an I know. It's like keeping down. It's like...

I love stuff, like I love hearing stories like you. You tell some awesome stories like now. I don't know how much is bullshit and how much is actually true, but to me they sound like they're all true. Yeah, depends on the story, I guess, mom most I don't know which story, though. I will tell you one true one, though. Okay, when I was deep in when I was deep in the throes of of bigular addiction, I never got like I was really well, I was. I had money, so I never ended up, you know, having to do hair when it stuff like that, but I had just as much shit going on, you know. But Anyway, I was working on the road, not really not withist anybody. I think about this because I think about how absolutely beat I was and sometimes because you know, you've been hitting the fucking oxy cotton and valley and just stuff all day long. You know, you don't realize sort of how you know how tired. I guess you always sleep. So Anyway, I'm on the road, though, and I go to this hotel and it's very late at night, is like three in the morning. And I check in and I was so exhausted. I get up to the room and I just took my clothes off, down to my strip, down to my underwear. I took my glasses and threw them on the nightstand or under the bed or whatever, and I just passed out right. So about five in the morning I wake up and it's pitch black in the room and I wake up with a phenomenon known to men as the morning would for Domenon. So I have to go to the bathroom and I have this and I have this just thundering erection and I and I got a Piss like a race horse. And so I get up, I roll out of bed in the dark and I'm feeling you. I've been a million hotel. I'm right feeling around to the go toward the bathroom. I opened up the door, I walked in, I read, man, it's I don't remember leaving the light on in this bathrooms. There's fucking bright in here. Next thing you know, I hear this junk closing behind me, the door closing behind me. I'd actually walked into the hallway of the hotel. It's like thirty in the morning, maybe six o'clock in the morning, maybe six. Yeah, I had it you, because there's so activity. Got Like six o'clock in the morning yourself. I walked into the hallway. Now I'm standing here and nothing but my underwear with an enormous erection. Okay, I see and I have no glasses on, I can't see. So I look down the hallway and I see this gaggle of ladies who are all dressed the same and they were coming to warmed at. They all fought. Thank God. These are the housekeepers. You know, they're gathering up for the more thing or what you're sometimes you see him together in the morning or whatever. The here they are to save the day. Well, it wasn't the housekeepers. It was like the Milwaukee Seventh Grade Volleyball team or something that was there. There are yeah, they were in town for some kind of volleyball tournament. So that was nice. So they go giggling by right for me while now. Now if a maid does come, housekeeper does come, and I'm like trying to negotiate the language barrier and I said, you know, I'm not. I mean clearly there's a problem. I'm out in the hallway here. It my underwear with an erection. You know, you may not understand what the problem is, but there is clearly much. So I'm trying to indicate her I need I can't get in the door, you know, it's locked. I'm I'm flicking at the door right and she says I can't let you in, you know, and I staid I have to get like security, I have to go down to the desk or get security or something to come up and like well, awfully you, you know. I go ahead and she goes hustling off. I turned around and I'm like, I'm like standing with my face in the door jam is though I'm somehow not naked in the hallway. If I do that and the guy comes up, the security guy comes up and he sees me over there by the door. He runs over to the door and he puts the key and he opens it up. I walked in the door, could chewing. I hear the door shut behind me. It was not my room. Oh Shit. Yeah, I had moved outside into the Hallway and in the commotion I had Lost Track of which door was mine and then mocked and work like next door. So now I'm in somebody else's room in my underwear with an erection. Just as they are like going Whooooo, I grabbed the towel from like we're like well, sort of that next to the door. It just ran back out and went down to the...

...front desk and yeah, so I will never do that again at a best western because in seven states that was just stare and the kids that were there with the volleyball, they were not expecting to see those balls, you know, Oh my God, and me, while you're just like it's like if I stand like this, I just disappeared. Yeah, I bet they had stuff to talk about for weeks. Oh Yeah, yess, I I just jam my face. Yeah, the door Jim, you can't see me anymore. You can't know I meanwhile, the erections like Heka boot, it's like a third arm, this thing. Okay, yeah, the other you another close clothes off story. I was in college and my roommates I lived in a in a I lived in a dorm that was an outside dorm because it was in Arizona and so it's warm outside. So you leave your dorm. You just had a dorm room, that a living area, one little common living area and two bunks and you had sly had to leave the door to go to the bathroom or any other place. Okay, so my bath the bathroom was right by my room, but it was outside and down the hall and I went in there was taking a shower and these college guys, you know, the Nice guys that they are, they locked me in the bathroom and they took away my towel and my clothes and all my stuff right in. My only exit from the bathroom was to go out the window, which would take me out into the courtyard. And it's like a common area courtyard where all these people are playing volleyball and Sunbathe here, whatever, you know, and bad bitting and stuff, you know. And and as I'm and I have no choice, I have to figure out I've got to lower myself out the window and then I've got to run from the window to the all the way down the corridor to where the outside entry is. I'm preparing myself to do this. I'm lowering my ass out the window and I suppied this pizza box. It was in the trash can inside the bathroom, and so I thought, Oh, I've got an idea, you know, but rather than like run across the courtyard, with just the pizza box to cover my you know, Jos, that I covered my face with it instead and just walked across the courtyard and you've been man cover up the face. They won't know who again. You just learn a damns it, dominoes that year. That's fucking awesome. What no flamethrower tonight? But no, not I but side. That must be why I have no, I have no, I'm not. I'm not embarrassed about things like that sort of thing. I did comedy naked. Christine, Oh wow, I just stand up naked. Full sold out show at Improv Boston. I did stand up naked. Oh, that's crazy, man. I've always wanted to do something like that. And minutes and you're gonna say attenions that, but naked. And Yeah, I yeah, there was nothing impressive about but like people are brought to the show, they're usually they're usually brought by friends that don't tell them that the comics are going to be naked. No, YEA, and so it's a big, you know, Ke who thing for them or whatever. But I was just just was just like a fourth wall thing for me or something. I was just like yeah, I'll do it, damn right. Like everybody's naked. Do it. I was gonna say it. Are you sure it was a ten minute setting, not a ten inch set? Right? had been a ten inch set, I would have been a lot more popular that night. That only happens the best Westerns, right. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, I can't have that's western booner. But, yeah, I can't have it when I need it. You know, I got it for the seventh grade volleyball team. Were Young. Ladies, I got you covered, apparently, but when comes from pressing the big boys, I don't have what. It takes a knowing. It's like, dude, like, what are you doing? What? Come on, I mean like laughing. You can see me backstage before I went out on stage, that I go out the coming...

Nigg I'm like, okay, that's it. Really, like I wasn't expecting miracle, but come on, you know, come on, man, like if I don't have a confidence problem up as it is, this is all you're gonna get for me. This is all you have. It's like your body's completely confident, but he's like, you know, I'm going back in my shell. You know, all year am grocery store best Western or material grants don't worry, just, uh, yeah, not, they're showing what you got. Yeah, I can hurt right to see, I can write right. One Eye, little bastard, you're like. And that's the night I did comedy where my Dick head stage for it. The rest of me was fine, but he was like a Nogo. It's like it's like buddy, you know, like my favorite probably is doing it naked, like I'll have one headlight on and one off and a look, obviously, what the hell, like either both or none, like what's No, I know what you mean it. Well, they're just two people are just so like what. They don't know whether Shit or wind. They're watched. They don't know what they're paying attextion to you on the first day, bunch of big people. Don't go. There's nothing wrong with that, right, that's right, just another day. Yeah, Oh, yeah, I did do all female blest show of the rocky horror picture show, like fucking fantastic. I had a couple friends and my Frank Kim, she was in a movie that I was directing like a couple days before and they were like fuck, we need someone just like hey, you want to do this, we're gonna be half naked it running around. We're house like yeah, yeah, your sisters playing Mageta and we're there and have to ask me chwoice. It's like Prophet. I did I go all the way back. I go all the way back to the beginning of rocky horror in one thousand nine hundred and seventy eight. Think, seventy seven, no, seventy five seven. Yeah, well, seventy four was this was the was the theater show and all that. But I'm talking about when. When? When? When talking to the movie? When talking to the movie being shown as a regular weekend, you know, midnight movie thing. That started like the fall of one thousand nine hundred seventy eight or something like that, you know, and I was right there. I went in like thirty seven weeks in a row or something like that. You know. Yeah, and we have that was a great that was a great training ground for you know, dialog and stuff, because, you know, case you got some new some new things shouted out into there. You know, Oh hell, yeah, that it's a you know what, we should do a show like this, because I've been thinking about doing this. I've been thinking about doing this live, but I just got a fucking brain storm. We should think about testing this once as a virtual thing where we'll do. Well, let's find a Shitty ass movie and we'll show it and we'll do mst three thousand style, stark and at the show and we'll comics to watch the movie and we'll just do that. That's dark and at the movie. Hell Yeah, I'm down for it, man, right, why not? Well, yeah, I must see three thousand, you know, like the rip or rift tracks. Hell, yeah, I love the fucking riff tracks. I love in and when I was in la once they had a show. That was it. It was at the it was like in the the upstairs of a record store on Friday nights at midnight where they would stay. Would show some terrible, you know, movie from the S, you know, or something, you know, some terrible sci fi movie, and all the people in the audience, you all shout at the show and you got prizes if they you know, they would write down what they thought were great comments, give prizes at the end and they would have a comic. They would have two comics during an intermission. The common do stand up boss. That that what a great that was a great fun night. You know. Now we should do something like that. Virtual. Hell, yeah, I'm down for I did a couple virtual ones with front row film roast and it was great because we had like drinking games going on to and if you have never gotten drunk dorm Scooby Doo, you probably should. I was like fucking two cartoons in. I'm and I'm ready to hit the ground because between that there're shots. There's okay, if someone does this or that, you gotta, you know, shoot it or you got smoke it. Right. I go back and forth and between and everything. It was just like...

...such an amazing time and then I got asked back to do there. When they did eat and, you know, like part of the like at like towards the end, like when he's like laying there die, I was like, dude, I was like, you know what it's like eat? He's got to be a female, because there's no way in hell that a male could fake it for that long. Do we know what generally eat? Eat like? There's no gender. Right, I know it's it's weird, as I was, I was talking about this lately anyway, that like we're going to put that putting that. I'm putting that idea together. I'm certainly going to invite you. If I figure out to put it off. Um, I'm definitely in for I what we just talking about. You just what you say. Oh, monstery, science theater. Yeah, my mother. My mother ruined all of my movies. Oh, my mother ruined every movie that I ever like, like sci fi stuff. You know, when I was a kid, did you have a mom like that or brothers? Now, I was an only child. I already much have almost everything that I had. No, I was liked. I was like an only job because my brother was so much old and me. But my mom would be like, you know, also, in the future they still have to walk upstairs. Now, MOM, they're walking upstairs because they want the exercise. So in the future they still have to exercise. You actually be like, Chrisize, really, I've this shit for my current so now I'm looking at stuff like et or, I'm looking at stuff like, you know, Star Wars, and I'm like, come on, Tom Solo, okay, I love you. Your saw this bands forty years and all that time you've worn one fucking shirt, one shirt right, like you can make the Kess a run a quote par sex, but you can't scrounge up another outfit for yourself. Forty years I I know it was like what is he can from like Kenn and Barbie and here's one fucking outfit. That's I mean. I think back then. I think in the S. I think Ken had one outfit and like the exercize outfit, like the ones that you would try to call water and you then not look smacking yourself in the head because it was so tight. Wait now, maybe I just made them wear Barbie's clothes. I can't remember. I always depend to Gi Jose. It's so my guys were always my guys were always those, those toxic masculinity, but cheese BOT dolls, the Barbie's, you know, like Hey, can go do your metro shit someplace else. I real men over here. We got beards, brother, a right to come true grip. What do you got? Can I goes bars? Where's sometimes she let me drive the Poorsche man showed up like that's exactly the conversation that they would have. My saw, my son just showed me Jake Gigga Chad for the first time the other day. Do you know who Gig you chat is? No, Oh my God, you have to look it up. If you could scare a screen. You have to look it up to if gig its. Okay, all right, let's see. What the fuck are we sharing? Let me see. Last time I shared something, I got in trouble, but we're going to do it anyway. Let me see if I could do this, because I'm I'm like an idiot. You'll pop up. Good Chat, good chat. Okay, here we go, not the test. Okay, Hey, yeah, and we got with do that. Okay, okay, okay. What's his name again? Yeah, good, Chad. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Get a chat this, this is dad images. Just go up to you go up. Okay, don't do a video of them because, okay, crap. Yeah, so, like Mike, my kids showing me. Yeah, Gee, Chad, there he is, therey. Okay, Gay Cha Images, and you'll see. Okay, here, check. Look at how he's like cut on top of cut. Whoa, what the fuck, like ys stuff on top of stuff, and then his head is just like gigantic. It is giant square. He doesn't even look real. He doesn't. He looks like like fucking like part of like Johnny Brabom, like like fucking venom or some shit. Like to do those muscles where I didn't even think you had muscles in body. Like, I know, it's like as the has their next model for the Anatomy Guy. Wow, do you like this one? That says Gigga chat on the actual picture of it. See it on that bottom row. Yeah, like what? Yeah, looking like crap. Look at guy. Yeah, that's crazy. That oh my gosh. WHOO. Yeah, like, is he really? Is He a card dude like my son? My son's it's around all day watching those he watches those...

...like sniper wolf videos and stuff like that. You know who that is? Yeah, yeah, she's she's the girl with the glasses that makes the you know, that bags on people by bags on other youtube videos, on air whatever. He just watches that kind of shit all day long. And then and then weird little known facts like, you know, like his snails at have eighteen heads and, you know, eat garbage or whatever. They are filling it off with the useless knowledge. All right, it's like the funniest thing he said. He said me the other day, said Dad, you know, you know, the chances that your cat'll kill you in your sleep are pretty low, but never zero. That's awesome. Sleep pretty little, but never zero. I'll keep one eye open, buddy. Right, I said, I'm surprised my cats haven't taken me out already. Then henced he wanted to keep a scab journal. Why not? I like scab is an actual scab, like skin Jerkey, like skin jerky? Yes, Gab like on your skis. Yeah, let's just get jerky. I kick out my big book of Skin Jerky. Lead the see a boy. The exactly, kick out this one. A lordous, like what weird? What do you think? Yeah, everyone's got to get into the skin Jerky journaling. Skinner. What's your best getting high story? Oh God, I don't I don't remember. The same with my girl store. I don't best ones. I didn't remember. One time at my cousin's house, we were we're stone by the fire and then we just started throwing random shit on the fire and we almost burnt down two sheds. But I mean it's kind of I don't know. I mean I gotta rested once before smoking weed. Does that count? Oh Really? Yeas, on my way to my cousin's, well, actually her friend's house. All right. Well, her friend makes like a whole buffet of stuff. We have our munch. She's already ready. We dinner, we play some games and shit, we get high, and so I'm driving there. She's about like forty minutes away. I'm driving, all of a sudden right behind me. All right, so I pull over. I'm look, what the fuck did I do this time? Er, I was like, I'm only going, I'm going to get high. I'm not high yet. It's like way for it. So I was like I get pulled over. I guess it was like around Christmas time. I had gotten a fucking parking ticket and I didn't pay for it. So the COP was like hey, you know, it's like let's pull your car into a parking lie here. So you get into the back. He got an ATM car because we'll go through the ATM, we'll get the money, we'll get you there and then we'll have another cop drive you back. So meanwhile I'm like super late getting out, like, Dude, you're never gonna believe this. It's like I just got like arrested before getting high. And then she looks she was like, oh great, it's like I can't send you out to get the pizza because you've already been arrested. And her one friend was already like totally calm, totally out of her mind. She's like son of a bitch, and I was like see, I can't do anything right, you know. So most people get get locked up like after they've gotten high. Mine was like right before. I was like, Dude, wait a few hours, it'll be entertaining. It what bad is like to when you're when you're not really necessarily the high one, but the other people in the car are, you know, really waxed or given the cop a hard time, like I like, you know, like if you the designated driver, like this out of me book one Mike. I'm taking my drunk friends. It doesn't a driver. So I get pulled over. Right my drug friend the size. He's gonna be the designated spokesperson for the car, right. So he leans over. He leans over, goes, what's the matter with you, officer? Don't you recognize the presidential vehicle when you see it? Did he look at the Oh my God, they kidnap the President? The cops going, he's just still talking to you. Good Cause I see your license and Tony's going, can we shoot your gun? Finally finally goes, listen, dude, you got to be quiet. Okay, I'm trying to talk to this guy. Say What do he has to meet for a man? He's the one reckless driving, probably got drugs on them. It's like great friends, are they are its? Oh my aunt will food that way when we I do have a story, Moma. It's coming back to me. It's...

...coming back. Let's hear I don't think it's too good, though. I mean, I think I'm still in high school. I remember it was the day before Christmas Eve. I was over at my friend's house in the basement. Of course we're drinking beers and stuff and getting a little high at the same time, all right, and I figured I'll switch from regular beer to light beer and I'll just rotate it because it won't have any effect on it. Until I fell down the ars. But that that was just like the midpoint of it's like I remember being there. I don't remember how the Hell I got home, but I was glad when I did get home. I think this is more of a drunk story, but I was definitely high, though, like I said, don't don't recall how the hell I got home or how the hell I got into bed, but I was just glad that we didn't have carpet, because you ever get one of those feelings in your stomach and then you just roll over and vomit go back to sleep? Yeah, right, yeah, I was just like, Oh my God, it was like and then like the next day it's Christmas Eve, and I'm like, dude, never doing that again. It's like hangover city. I tried everything there, like try bread. It absorb it yet, but then it came back at you. Tune the sandwich. Ever. Know who? They're full of Shit. No, yeah, I was. I remember once when I was driving, I had this. This is a thousand years ago. I was a kid and I had a I had a Grad a one thousand nine hundred and seventy four Grand Rino, one of those like Starsky and hearts cars, but mine was green, and I was driving Phoenix, Arizona, and I was doing whippets and because I had because I had the yeah, I would buy the cans and I had it. I had a device actually where I could just do them, but just, you know, you just put the canister into the thing, the Antio cansttering thing. Just hit the thing right. So I'm driving, shove it like whipping and I started smoking this joint and I dropped the joint in my lap and I was like we're like around get the joint off my lap or whatever, and then then I finally pulled over, I got the joint off and I was so fucking waxed and I want and I had this fudge and I really wanted to eat this fudge. So I started driving again and I got out the sniper. I was trying to cut the spudge and I sliced through like a big chunk off the my index finger. I had to get six stitches at the time and the guy that stitched me up's name was Dr Suture checks. Where to God? Yeah, so, yeah, so that was my whippets and my wisits missing joints and that was fun, right. Yeah. Well, the other craziest high day I think ever. Shit, man, this was high and a sex day. You want to know this story as a little yeah, okay, so right after high school, I just graduated from high school and I worked with Youth, with at risk youth in don't hold that against befose. Were with this with Youth in the count in a county recreation program. On Weekday Mornings. They would they would come and do what whatever, we placed off all with them and Blah, blah, blah, and then we'd be done. So there was this girl there that I really took a shine to kind of and we had just finished with those kids and she had the best weed and we smoke this weed and then went out into the woods and had sex after the kids were gone and all that stuff right, and then we went to this little like a watering hole, like a little skinny dipping hole, got high some more when skinny dipping, had some more sex and then I took the rest of her weed, which was I was young or it was great, or both or whatever, but it was like incredible. So then I spoke some more of this weet and I was and I was like have a trouble driving like I was, which is very, very rare. I mean now it's it's never that it was even rare, but I was. I remember how to pull over for a little while and just sort of sit there for all I've got back on the road, and this woman started sort of interacting with my car. And now, back in those days, you like you might pass somebody go to too when you pass them, or you know, they would wave or nod their head or whatever. Now, being the snarky eighteen year old that I was or whatever, I had these flip signs. They were like little round signs about this big and they...

...had a different message on it. was you like, Hey, get the fuck out of my way or, more over, or hey babe, or follow me. or so I start using these signs and like coming on to this, to this one, like I keep passing her and flipping a sign, and then she passes me and I flipped her a sign right. So then I hold this follow me out the window and she goes. Okay. So I met up with this woman. She took me to her house. She had to be thirty. She took me to her house. We spoke some more weed and had sex. Damn, and now I'm down to okay. Hell Yeah, I'm waiting for the climax and am high. Oh yeah, there's nothing, nothing bad goes, nothing goes wrong with this day. HMM. Then that night I met up with the girl that I had been seeing before. We got high some more and I had sex with her too, and that was that was my one great well, not my one, but my but one of those great at bats as a youth. Yeah, that was one of those great at bats. Like hell, yeah, you know, but only came as a result a wild living. Hell Yeah, hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's like yes, yeah, I was so high all day and so satisfied. I never saw that woman again. I never found her house again. Wow, it was like it's some trailer. She lived that. I can never fucking find it again. You're like, damn it, where is she? I need her. Yeah, that was the easiest that was the easiest shit I ever slipped in. No, a a teacher, right, she probably got doing her some grand favor. We were, we were made for each other. It's like hell, yeah, yeah, I gotta give me some of those signs. I'll start working on the yeah, why? Probably say my highest stories are probably in ball payote and mushrooms and stuff like that, but because I'm I never was a big drinker when I was. That wasn't pretty. It was nothing good comes from that much drinking. Now, now everybody should just spoke weed. Yet pretty much pretty that's what we had to say for twenty right, hell yeah, bitches, for fucking twenty. Blaze that shit up. Try Smoking Bud wiser that it's hard to do the show a D and twenty show a marijuana lounge. There's one lounge in there's one lounge in Massachusetts and wooster that you can smoke weed inside the place, you know, because the private club. You just buy a membership to the private club. I don't know why I have a thousand other places haven't done it. I guess they just don't want to deal with the legal battles or whatever. But these guys about, these guys are the only place and they've always been protected. Nobody, you know, says anything to so comedia is going there and do weed shows from time to time. You know, I got invited to do the show on four hundred and twenty, but I will actually be in Newport Rhode Island on that night. So doing a different thing exactly. I'm like, I answer, we're doing a different show. It's like yes, yes, and I was like fuck. I was like, I am not going to rehearsals on for fucking twenty. I like, I'm going to be here at midnight shooting it off with like catbox comedy or some Shit and just fucking ripping it. You know just right well that can't box comedy with the Games and stuff is a hoot, man. I've love just like going in there and watching you guys. You know when I'm when I'm I'm sitting around and going, man, there's nothing, what's going on? I see your messages or something new from earlier, and then I go and say I just want to watch. Oh Yeah, hell yeah, I say. Shit happens at the cat box, man, once time I had this is why it seems to me like cat box would be a good place to host, to host, you know, a rift tracks thing like that. You know it is. That's what I do. Like I'm yes, Saturday morning, tomorrow morning, God Damn it, what day is it? Yeah, Saturday morning. I watch like old school cartoons and I riff off them. Sounds. I do want to get more into the movies, like my friend Lew does too. Like one like fractastic movie. I think you should probably do is cracular versus Frankenstein. It's so one of the shittiest fucking movies. That would make for some good riffin. I'll show you some ones I've already had cute up in my mind. Okay, you're ready? Yeah, yeah, motherfuckers, try to...

...see what I just had it up. You're not that long ago anyway. You know it, stuff like attack of the fifty foot woman and Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah, there's what all, planet of the dinosaurs. That's when I saw the other dinosaurs, says, hell yeah, the dinosaurs. Okay, yes, like coming up next, right, yes, Oh, it's so hell yeah, I love it. I have so many old oh yeah, here's the planet of the dinosaurs. And then what they got? That this like that monster from the ocean floor, the magnetic monster. Hell yeah, yeah, man versus beasts. We ought to do a shark Nado or something to at some point. Oh, hell yeah, we're five headed shark. If you seen like three headed shark, fourheaded shark, five headed shark? NOT SINCE BREAKFAST? Now they not. First of all, they made two headed shark, right, HMM, not to be outdone, Shark. I think they actually have more than that. Holy Shit. Yeah, so I imagine with the same kind of format that cat box has, you know, the same kind of format that you do. You know what people talk over, the gaming and all that stuff. You know, we just play one of those things and, Oh yeah, shout out some Shit. I had that were comics do something in the middle or something to I don't know. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah, I'M gonna get a little line up, no idea and something to give a night to come up with an idea and some work for somebody else to do. Yeah, right, a great idea for you, Christine. I'll come. I would totally do that. I would. I'm getting so much better with working everything and how getting it set up with obs and all that crappy hohr Shit. Like if fast too, don't you? Yeah, I do twitch. So it's like I can switch my screen up and everything and it's it's crazy, you know, it's like boom. So, yeah, anything. It's like we BOP movie in there, get everybody up, you know, on the side. It's, you know, crisscross this. It's like Bam, you know, we got we're all SCISSORING, we're having fun, we're all well and everybody can know what it is in advance. So if anybody wants to do their homework and come, come ready with riffs. Oh Yeah, me, I like to be fucking surprised, because sometimes your first reaction to something you never see is the best one. It is it is like, Oh my God, is snick coming out for a vagina? Shitty fucking filmmaking. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff. It's the best. I mean, I guess I got that from my Dad's side of the family. We used to always riff off of like fucking blazing saddles and things like that. My brother and I used to actually do it just like just like mstthree thousand, with the same kind of movies, like, you know, like when Baby Godzilla, you know, and stuff like that. Watch movies like moth our baby God Zilla and like riff them up. You know. Yeah, totally. Have you ever Seen Baby Godzilla? I I'm probably sure that I have. It's all one player another where they had as where God Zilla has to teach baby Godzilla how to use the flame by stopping on his tail. Yeah, yes, I've definitely seen that as like my cousin John's like a huge Gudzi a fan, so it's like, yes, one point or another I have probably seen everything. So yeah, riffing on movies, though, I like to do that Justin I mean I like to just watch mstthreezero reruns, you know, and Oh yeah, hell yeah, if you have Pluto TV, I think they have a whole channel. Oh yeah, I do have Pluto and I think they got it off seat talk to or something. Oh Yeah, I'm like hell, yeah, bitches. It's like yes, yeah, I was watching that the other night. I was like, I should probably go to bit actually, I should probably learn the script and the two fucking songs that I need to buy Tuesday. You know the other thing that's fucking great, though, is that it also has letters. MTK or whatever. It is, the Japanese game show that the guys dub over in English and they make they fucking riff on the people in it. If you know the one I'm talking about, well, yes, these games shows. That's like. It's like the thing where the people go through the obstacle course...

...and mocks him into the water or whatever, and it's a Japanese game show, only these guys dub it over in English and make the and make the lines a lot funny. I'm call remember MTK and we have to look it up sometimes. Yeah, definitely, I do remember seeing that. It's like that was yeah, that was funny and it was great because if you if you hear what they're saying, also turn on the closed captioning, because sometimes the closed captioning's fun here than what's going write it like triple play or the difference is between the caps. That, yes, like, what the fuck? He totally did not say that. That's like the classy I know if you ever sultboody Allen's what's up Tiger Lily? But that's a that was a classic, really fun, I think I have. Yeah, very great, because he took this old, Shitty Japanese detective movie and then he dubbed over, he re dubbed the lines in English and made it Shittier and in hysterical. I tell you, it's worth the watch. I mean, we all hate him, but you know, but as far as the work depend, I know it was worth the watch. He wasn't old enough at that time to be a piece of shit, I guess. And Yeah, true, it was before Posa, before Po at. Yeah, I got a lot into like those, you know, the classic older movies. This one video store that was around the corner. For me, they weren't like blockbuster or anything, but for I think, like a certain amount of money, you can take out as many movies as you wanted per month and as cool cells like. I became friends with the dude that works there and everything and one day, like we were. Actually he was putting stuff away in the porn section and I joined them. So that was fun. That was my first movie theater movie store experienced. The second one was definitely a blockbuster. I'm glad that I got the you know, have sex in that back area. Then we just start running out of movie places. So it's like damn it, yeah, I'm I gonna feed this fetish. You know that it's so weird the first time you ever go into, you know, a sex shop when you're a young person and it's just it's just dicks and tits and you know, videos and pills and you know, rush and just every kind of tear, just every kind of devious thing that you can imagine. It's like hell yeah, it's like fuck it. That's why Disney world, that's whenever I get one, it's like, oh gosh, it's like I love it, I love it. Damn sometimes when I'm having a make that you guys have amazing stores there. They have amazings are here now. I said everything down there, though we have some stuff, not too much that we have like the Red Barn, but it'sn't okay. Sexually it's okay, it's not like the best is not the worst, though. But, like I said, whenever I'm having a bad day I like to get a hot chocolate goes to the sex door, like it's good in there. It's good, it's nice. Sometimes I get free loops in it. Yeah, but what's interesting is, like, you know, I think that there's a bit that there could be a bit in in this for the right person, and maybe it's you, but talking about how I always think it's interesting when the person behind the counter, like you got two different kinds of people that work behind the counter in one of these places, right, yeah, you got the person who's just like Wolpe and hip and has, you know, has, you know, seventeen piercing in some cool tattoos and pink hair. Right, you got that guy, and then you got the guy that looks like, you know, he's he was a Roadie for the cream's clear water revival. Yes, remember, Fuck Dynasty. Exactly got the old hunting code. If you had a hunched out a log beer and coat and someone in, some woman, is there asking him advice about Loubes, like giving advice about cock rings and stuff, I'm like, you know, I don't really know that that I see myself through the eyes of you. Sure what you think is great about this cock ring is the same thing I would like about it? I'm not quite certain. I mean it's like, to be honest with you, is like you want the lady pleasure one. Yeah, right, we the other. What normalizing all the lingo. But I think it is funny also to watch the person that goes in there, the young woman that goes in there for the first time, to like HMM, like they're trying to be cool right, like yeah, Oh, yeah, I'm doing in here, like, Holy Crap, is gonna come in and you know they're just gonna come in and on the wall there's going to be three sex toys. They'll go all that one. Oh my God, it's gonna take two hours to...

...decide what you want, I know. Like I said, it's like duld wonderland, you know. Or Yeah, whatever, Disneyland, whatever the places, and occasionally, if you go into one of those, if he sweat, if he stores, you will find a mouse, like I remember what time. Go ahead, I was doing a cosplay for a show that I was in and I was dressed as a nun and afterwards we went to the red light district and when it like that's the dull no, I want. What the Fuck I was like? What? I'm Kinky? Well, you never wore in a nun's outfit and do sex. Drop Guy. Right where else you expect me to get my penises from? That's right, I'm in the corner. Stopped doing that years ago. Away extra body parts. You know you. Sister Mary Frances has got herself a nice fist. Very Frances, I need this little sister. Harry Francis is out of town. The guy that worked at the more it was some good parts to play with. They're nice and stiff to that's funny. That's just what goes through my head. Awesome. So what cross plays do you like to do the most? I guess I'm anything with Agent Carter. Captain Carter. Like doing those ones, but I also love being Sheryl tunt or Pampoov from the show archer good gets. Really, I really little. Arch is my favorite show on earth. Just the ball. I love to let shit slide there. I Love I love doing sheryl. I have a drinkable glue bottle that actually has the ICEST logo on it. Really, dude, this hot chick from Canada, I kid you not, does the best sheryl tunt cosplay ever and she was so awesome with me because I saw she had the label for the Jart and I was like, dude, that's so cool. Where'd you get it from? She's like hold on, she's like, I'll send you the file and I'll like, oh, this is fucking cool. All right, so I go to print it right, my printer, of course, cracks out on fucking inch. So I'm like, I'll just take at the staples on my thumb drive, get it, you know, print it out get the hell home. Well, of course our machine was down, so I give it to the guy that guys like which file is it, and I'm like it's the one labeled. IIS, Oh my God, Damn. So they put it up on the big fucking screen. I'm like, I'm gonna get shot. It's like thanks, what the fuck. That's really it's like I walk around having glue, teen he's and everything, and I also do the Vander Tott one from the S, which is totally fucking awesome. I have my little stuffed Aweso a lot around here, named Baboo come. He always comes with me, and doing Pampoo ve was so much fun. I was a guess that one of the a was the hell was that one of the game of Con Conventions? I was like the cosplay ambassador for that show. All right. So one day I'm getting there, I have everything, I extra patted myself in the front and everything, and I'm driving. Look, I'm going like a d down the room because I want to get pulled over by a cop because I have a whole thing of bear claws and I just wanted to go bear class. You know, I just wanted to do that so big. But okay, I got bummed because I didn't get pulled over. If I'm going through the parking garage and I'm turning the doesn't my one tick gets stuck in the fucking wheel. I'm like really, Oh damn it. I was like how the Hell Hell people drive with these things? Like I said, it's like I love her character. I do have this one this stuff and is from archer. It's the breast cancer awareness and yeah, yeah, I love this. Is The for a lot of things. She used Luis Right for the I love this fucking thing. Yes, for the HR. So that was a great day, though, because I had like this bottle that looked like liquor. Yeah, there was something in there. So I'm drinking like the whole thing and at the same time I've got my m my can, so I could do cocaine whippets, and they left me in charge of everything. I'm like, what the Fuck, you love Vampoovy and charge. Okay, let's see how this goes. It ends up there wasn't too there weren't too many people there. I fell asleep behind my booth and when I woke up I was like bear closs and my next her neighbor was laughing so hard he fell off of his chair. Look, Dude, where...

...you you passed out there. I was like, we'll call it that. I was taking a cat nap. Yeah, I love what they were when they were smuggling the cocaine with Pam. Yeah, Pam, this the smuggle the cocaine. You know, Eugene Merman was right down the street for me. Oh Holy Shit, I love him. He comes, Oh my God, he comes in the comedy studio all the time. You did a guest set on the night I was there just a week ago. Did you see? He posed my picture. I post a picture where, yes, I don't like Shit. I was like, he records right out of his house here. He's got his own studio in his house. I love it. I Love I've loved his comedy forever in a day. I'm like, dude, like the best. I love it. I love all that, damn it. Yeah, y'all do the do the bit called my taink from the vagina mon logs thing. I think it's so. They're actually what's funny about that was what I got older. I actually did the vagina monologs for six fucking years in a row. Yeah, yeah, it's well, it's surprised. I thought. Well, I just thought I always think about you. surprisally, not surprisingly, though, when I see, if I see her do that bit on my Taink, because they all I think, you know, pat would love this like this. Hell Yeah, Hell Yeah. Like I said, I've loved her like even before I knew that she did voice acting and everything. Same with Eugene. It's like I've known that, like just being comedians and everything. It's like, Dude, fly to the kind I love you, Jesus, slide to the CONQUERS. Man, uh man, that is so cool. I got to come up and see you sometime and maybe run into him. Maybe. Right. Yeah, I did get to see him. I did get to see him in the BOB's burgers panel at San Diego Comic Con. Oh, yeah, I think get to me. I think my stop by the table or whatever, I might have at least said high or something. But yeah, that was a while ago. It was really cool, though, being a guest out at San Diego Comic Con and getting like into like everything. It's like it would take a lifetime to literally see everything there. Oh, it was so much fun. The last one, the last comic con I went to, was long, but that was significant. Was Long Beach and it's, you know, nothing like San Diego, but still huge. Long Beach Common kinds big too. I got check it out. I was just a couple weekends ago. I was a guess. That the ocean city comic con. Yeah, so I was like, well, that was fun, that was real fun. That was good to a call. I got to get you a cat and run it like since the last time I was at a count I become acquainted with by Ling a ball people and she does a lot of cons now and I keep waiting for it to come around town. What last time she was your by. I didn't get chance to go. I want to go down and see her. That a con hell, yeah, it sounds she makes most of her living. I think, HMM, you can. You can make a great living from it, and it's I mean, I would love to be up at that level and maybe something will, but for now I'll do what I like. No, and it's cool. You can make some money off of it, I suppose, but you put a lot more money into it. It's a lot. It's a passion of love. You know, it is, it is, it is. It's like I love it, though. I said another cool thing when I was at San Diego Comic Con, we were there to see like the archer panel to and this one girl, she was awesome shoes dressed up is this great Mana and she was kind of like way back in the fucking back back of the line. I called her up front because, like I'd be Ip Shit and everything. I told her because I was there. Is Charlotte Vander Tutt and I told her she that was a. could you just choke me a little, like okay, as so she gets behind me and chokes. Let we get this awesome photo and my part of the line starts to move and I was like just keep choking me, we're gonna walk in together and I just flashed in my think she got into the same time. It's like hell yeah, I was like, I love it. It's like, yes, I haven't made it to wear, like in the first episode of Dreamland when she UN does her shirt early quick and it sounds like bellcrow. I actually did that, so I can actually do that part. I'm like, hell yeah, that was a pain in the ass to make them because there were no patterns anywhere for that, so it was all hand done. And who made my own patterns? It's like who? I actually just I actually just restarted at molehunt. I restarted back at the beginning about a week ago. So just because, hell yeah, start over, like I love them. It's like, oh my gosh, I like now my one wish is to actually get down. You can, you can. You emit. Like you talked about some fucking brilliant writing.

You know that guy, what's his name? He wrote like the first fucking, you know, forty episodes of that or something. Right, you know the dude that plays that plays the Blonde Gabe. What's his name? It right, right, yeah, yeah, right, he wrote. He wrote them all. He wrote all of them, man, like the first three seasons or some kind of thing. You wrote without any help. Hey, he's fucking awesome. It's like yes, yeah, that's fucking brilliant, just by love. Oh right, there I said. That's I said. Now in the drama side of things, jumping jumping ship to the drama side, but still in the genres that we're talking about. Mark Gaddis is another guy that I think is outrageous, who writes the sherlocks and also writes the doctor. Who's Yes, that's another brilliant fucking rider, that guy. Hell Yeah, hell, yeah, Oh yeah, it's like yeah, Damn Fuck. I just love watching archer. I know it's just comes the hooked on it. It's like the best. I'm like yes, whenever they go back to looping to the beginning or I throw in a DVD, I'm like yes, yeah, you can't go on another one. Another thing that I like going back through to is king of the hills. I like going back through old king of the hills to yes, like yeah, that's point right, classic, classic, funny. Yeah, I like they sot can't believe he knows I hay, he'll came from like be with some butt. Yeah, it's like, holy craft. That's like eight billion years ago really, when m TV had music, really smart guy, really good ride or really funny dude. Man. Oh Yeah, man knows what it's like. Yep, well, so what? I'm glad it has been great. How long thank you go? How long do you usually talk to people? Here's lily, like a half an hour. Oh so here we all an hour to have them like a pretty Sur you're getting your own fucking show. You're gon. No, it's like knowing me, and I know I you know and I know I do. I'm probably have stretch this out like three times longer than it's supposed to be. Any show I ever yeah, it's like you can't get anything out thirty minutes. Well, I love you. So that's why I had a to that thing. All it's been going to be here. It's been great to be here. I'm not remember play ever, do you? If I ever do go one late night talk or something, I'm going to have to make sure that I remember to tell them thanks for having me. Good night. Other way to go to commercial. Shut up. Uh Huh. Well, it was reat having you here, Matt, like come back any time and we'll definitely get the the movie riffin going. I think, I think it's do it. I think it's an idea. I do think it's an idea. I think it could be fun and I think twitch people would go for that shit too. Man. Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah, you can't even. You can't play videos and shit and like send it to Youtube because they flag you for copyright like right away. Yeah, right, and it sucks. It's I haven't got stuff from Youtube. I'm like, wait a minute, this is your own shit and it's getting flat. Yeah, I know, it's so weird the way that they act about some stuff like damn it, okay, Larry, things to slip through though to are. Oh Yeah, oh, yeah, like I said, I haven't gotten any copyright things from twitch. And you know how may Satis, I say Falk, I talk about balls and everything else under the SUNET's like no, copyright strikes nothing on the channel. I'm like, because I put it specifically, it's rated are it's you know, what do you want? So exactly, like hey, if you don't like this fucking joke, go see another one goes well. Besides, it seems to me, like you know, I want to put you know, I'm in the entertainment industry. I want to protect the entertainment industry, but at the same time it seems to me like you could find a law that sort of suggest that these meeting rooms like this are very much like the living room and I don't have to I don't have to pay copyright to watch a movie with you in my living room. That's true, you know, that's right. Never thought about like that. Yeah, yeah, this is our living room, this is our space, this is our private room. They call them rooms, you know, and everything else. So like hell, yeah, that's why I started, you know, popping in my I actually have DVD's of cartoons that I've been putting on and playing and, you know, everything's great bite like writing and Shit, like in the big boxes. Yep, I don't know. I've got one like the two hundred classic cartoons right now. Holy Shit, I love that thing. Right. Well, keep you going for a while. Some of the movies that I got came in some of those things, to like those big giant packs that you get it right. It has, like, you know, forty movies from the s that you never heard of, like Uhner is Alexander the great or something. You know, it's...

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...wine just goes there. You're going to hear it repeated and repeated. Get over, we're you doing it? Yep, this is good, but wait, is better. There the same thing. I'M gonna go make myself a double decker. Oh yeah, getting Munchi's feeling horny. I'm in love with Little Debbie, Swiss rool ulls. DESTURBATION is a dream. Oh, I ended up with two kinds of dream. Back to smoking. Highs are clazy. I'm in love with you guys. Marijuana like trying something new. There's a cattam stream based off of gorilla glue. It is really it's gg for go check it out, but first a little PSA before we get back to the song. Gorilla glue is not a Lub. Let's face it. It's rocks, papers and scissoring. There's no way that. It's rocked, paper and scissorings gorilla glue. No, I'm a sun crazy glue. Goddamn, I've been smoking too much weed. Let's get back to it, all right, how the fuck do I end the song. It's been going on now for way too long. Back to smoking, back to baking. I Love Smoking Marijuana. My Mong is mighty, mighty plenty. Let us all get together and Sellib rate for twenty hello. Yeah, bitches, this song is done. The song is over. I'll keep smoking merrow back a bull roll one side. That's all for me now, as I say good night, good night. Hope you enjoyed that song. Wwwcom.

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